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Jasmine Villegas Says She Is Not The Reason For The Rumors About Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Breaking Up

Funny story: Jasmine Villegas Says She Is Not The Reason For The Rumors About Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Breaking Up

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Jasmine Villegas was vacationing down in the Bayou State of Louisiana where she had gone to visit The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park. Jazzy, as her friends call her, said that she has always been a fan of roller coas...

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Horrified Taylor Momsen In Tears After Happy Slapping Incident In London's Leicester Square

Funny story: Horrified Taylor Momsen In Tears After Happy Slapping Incident In London's Leicester Square

Taylor Momsen, star of the US TV series 'Gossip' and lead singer with rock band, 'The Pretty Reckless' was resting in her hotel suite this afternoon after falling victim to a 'happy slapping' incident in London's Leicester Square, in the heart of the...

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Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Funny story: Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Hollywood hotshots Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan are in talks with Hollywood production company Rehab Pictures International about multi-million dollar leading roles in upcoming movie Girls Behaving Badly. The trio would be the Hol...

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Vanessa Hudgens Talks Candidly About Zac Efron, Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock, And Those Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Talks Candidly About Zac Efron, Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock, And Those Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

TARZANA - Twenty-two-year-old Vanessa Hudgens has seen and done a lot in her short celebrity career. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of The iRumors News Agency at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Tarzana. Right away Miss 2V,...

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Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

Funny story: Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

BURBANK - Castle Rock Pictures based in Burbank, California has announced that they have just finished production on the new Durango Grundyweather motion picture set in 1950s Santa Monica titled Sock Party. The film deals with teen girl parties of...

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Miley Cyrus Rekindles Her Feud With Taylor Momsen

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Rekindles Her Feud With Taylor Momsen

EL PASO, Texas - La Chupacabra Convention Center in El Paso was completely sold out as the 30,000 fans eagerly awaited the star of the evening's show Miley Cyrus. Zydeco Dupree, a comedian from Louisiana had opened the show. And now a local Native...

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Madonna and Taylor Momsen To Record A Duet Under The Name - 'The Old Beaver & The Young Raccoon'

Funny story: Madonna and Taylor Momsen To Record A Duet Under The Name - 'The Old Beaver & The Young Raccoon'

BROOKLYN - The star of CW Television's Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen was in town on a photo shoot using the Brooklyn Bridge as a backdrop. Tay-Tay as her gynecologist calls her, is the national spokesperson for Zits Away Cleansing Sticks and is also t...

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Taylor Momsen Performs In Scotland And Confuses It With England

Funny story: Taylor Momsen Performs In Scotland And Confuses It With England

GLASGOW, Scotland - Taylor Momsen, aka "The Racoon Rapscallion" performed with her band The Pretty Reckless before a boisterous crowd at Glasgow's Silken Kilt Arena. The Scottish concert goers were having a jolly good time up until Momsen, aka The...

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The Zac Efron - Vanessa Hudgens Relationship Is Over!

Funny story: The Zac Efron - Vanessa Hudgens Relationship Is Over!

BEVERLY HILLS - Vanessa Hudgens' hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills has stated that it is now official. Zac Efron and long time girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens have split up. Fondue said that Vanessa visited his hair salon, which is located in B...

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'Gossip Girl's' Taylor Momsen Turning Into The Poster Girl For Dysfunctional, Raccoon-Looking Prima Divas

Funny story: 'Gossip Girl's' Taylor Momsen Turning Into The Poster Girl For Dysfunctional, Raccoon-Looking Prima Divas

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Momsen, who looks more like a raccoon than a damn raccoon, is giving the producers of the CW hit show Gossip Girl fits. An inside source says that the shows top two executives Hank Ficklebiter and Beyonce Joan Saddlewing ar...

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Countdown to Taylor Momsen's Career Suicide Begins In 3..., 2...

Funny story: Countdown to Taylor Momsen's Career Suicide Begins In 3..., 2...

As sure as one could be of such things, sources in and around Hollywood have stated that the nearly non-existent upward career trajectory of actress/musician/alleged drug afficianado Taylor Momsen has reached its apex, and has already begun its rapid...

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Emma Watson To Gig With Taylor Momsen And The Pretty Reckless?

Funny story: Emma Watson To Gig With Taylor Momsen And The Pretty Reckless?

Seems like Parisienne born Brit actress Emma Watson has finally tired of being Hermione Granger out of the Harry Potter films and wants to grow up and live a little. Currently studying in the USA where she's apparently been asked out on dates by l...

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Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Funny story: Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Hollywood - Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen unleashed yet another foul mouthed tirade at reporters and paparazzi here today when she was asked to confirm or deny the existence of an XXX rated DVD featuring her and Katie Waissel off the X-Factor...

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Taylor Momsen -Cindy Lou Who From 'Grinch' Movie- Flashes Her Underage T-ts Onstage.

Remember Cindy Lou Who, the cute little blonde girl who brought a quiet charm and grace to the role in 2000's 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', the Ron Howard-directed movie featuring Jim Carrey as the Grinch? If you are like most people, you thou...

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Taylor Momsen In Shock NY Gig Titty Flash Incident

Funny story: Taylor Momsen In Shock NY Gig Titty Flash Incident

Seventeen year old wild child and Gossip Girl starlet Taylor Momsen shocked even hardened New Yorkers recently by baring her breasts part way through a gig with her band The Pretty Reckless. Having already shocked the audience when she appeared on...

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Kanye West Says He's Gonna Write An Apology Song To Taylor Swift

Funny story: Kanye West Says He's Gonna Write An Apology Song To Taylor Swift

CRAB ORCHARD, West Virginia - Kanye West had just finished performing before a crowd of 17, at The Motel Three's lounge in Crab Orchard. Afterward he was asked how he was getting along. He grinned and said that he wasn't getting along too good. He...

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Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud

Funny story: Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud

HOLLYWOOD - The two stars of the Gossip Girls Leighton Meester and Blake Lively have been at each others throats for some time now, but now, it has really gotten a whole lot serious. An inside source reveals that Blake reportedly put crazy glue in...

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Taylor Momsen Performs in England and Confesses Why She Likes To Perform In Her Underwear

Funny story: Taylor Momsen Performs in England and Confesses Why She Likes To Perform In Her Underwear

ISLINGTON, England - America's "Gossip Girl" Taylor Momsen performed before a sell out crowd on a smoke filled stage in Islington's O2 Academy. Taylor the lead singer with the band The Pretty Reckless, not to be confused with Norway's The Reckless...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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