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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Marries Beauty Queen

Taylor Lautner Marries Beauty Queen

In a shocker, Hollywood has been a-buzz today with the news that Actor Taylor Lautner had married Kate Linden, a beauty queen from California, several weeks ago! Lautner told reporters today that he had been seeing Kate off and on for the past six...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Word on the street is that Kristen Stewart is telling friends that her guy, Robert Pattinson, was acting strange and had done so before. Ms. Stewart began by telling friend, Taylor Lautner and he passed it on to others who wanted to help Pattinson...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Knocked Out!

Taylor Lautner Knocked Out!

Of all people who have been a victim of the new 'Knock Out' craze, actor Taylor Lautner would be low on the list. Taylor was found by a New York City policeman just as he was waking back up. "He was groggy but then checked for his billfold, car...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Enjoys A Late Night Hang Out With Kristen Stewart

Taylor Lautner Enjoys A Late Night Hang Out With Kristen Stewart

Two old friends seem to be drawn back together. "We have a very special relationship with each other. We each go our own way with our careers but try to get together as often as possible", stated Stewart. All the news during the Twilight series...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Sign Films and director Bandini Borapelli have just announced that they have wrapped up shooting on the spy comedy Done But With Errors On Page. The film has received an R-rating due to the explicit language which is quite...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner To Star In The Vampire Adventure "The Bloodhounds of Bakersfield"

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner To Star In The Vampire Adventure "The Bloodhounds of Bakersfield"

HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart told her agent that she is tired of sitting around crying like a two-year-old baby with a wet diaper and feeling sorry for herself and has asked him to please find her a motion picture that she can get lost in. He prese...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud Cinema Pictures in association with Hollywood Sign Films has just announced That Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag will be starring in a film by noted Italian director Bandini Borapelli. Lautner and Montag spoke with Pomona Vox of...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Demi Lovato Caught In An Erotic Embrace At The Encino Reservoir

Taylor Lautner and Demi Lovato Caught In An Erotic Embrace At The Encino Reservoir

ENCINO, California - Twilight Saga series star Taylor Lautner and singing sensation Demi Lovato have both denied the rumors that they have been dating for the past week. But the two were spotted parked in Lautner's late model Cadillac Escalade SUV...
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Funny story: Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation's major retail store chains have h...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder, Taylor Lautner, and Lady Gaga To Star In "The Attack of The Zombie Emoticons"

Ian Somerhalder, Taylor Lautner, and Lady Gaga To Star In "The Attack of The Zombie Emoticons"

NEW ORLEANS - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd at The Ooh La La Convention Center in the city known as The Big Easy. After her concert, Lady G spoke in her dressing room with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Miss Tallyh...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart to Shoot Hot Steamy Scene with Taylor Lautner in Post Breaking Dawn Film

Kristen Stewart to Shoot Hot Steamy Scene with Taylor Lautner in Post Breaking Dawn Film

Twilight Saga actors Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are not very happy about their movie Breaking Dawn getting snubbed this film award season, so they've vowed to make a comeback after their Twilight contract is up. "I don't understand what...
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Funny story: Suspicion grows on Justin Bieber, Sacha Baron Cohen, Russell Brand, Jedward and others for daft 'Taylor Lautner is gay' slur

Suspicion grows on Justin Bieber, Sacha Baron Cohen, Russell Brand, Jedward and others for daft 'Taylor Lautner is gay' slur

California - A celebwatch site is determined to get to the bottom of a Boxing Day prank that's claimed to have outed the Twilight star. Los Angeles based LA HagFagSlagMag.con sources said today a tacky martial arts Christmas card signed 'Hunky' pr...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner's Christmas TV Special "The Damn Grinch Who Stole Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" Named The Season's Best

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner's Christmas TV Special "The Damn Grinch Who Stole Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" Named The Season's Best

HOLLYWOOD - Every Christmas season all of the networks schedule dozens and dozens of holiday themed shows, old time Christmas movies, and oodles of seasonal cartoons geared to holly jolly olde St. Nick and the other cast of Christmasy folks. This...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

BEVERLY HILLS - Vanessa Hudgens was getting her hair done at the Hair of Haven Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive while chatting with the salon's owner and hairdresser to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who knows a lot about a lot of Hollywood's biggest cele...
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Funny story: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Starring Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner Opens To Record Breaking Crowds!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Starring Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner Opens To Record Breaking Crowds!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Gladiator 24 Movie Complex in West Hollywood had the latest Twilight Saga series film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, showing in 14 of the 24 theater auditorium screens. Theater manager Cumberland "Captain Popcorn"...
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Funny story: Buff Taylor Lautner Rips His Shirt Off 0.0 Seconds Into Breaking Dawn - Director Blames TSA Patdowns

Buff Taylor Lautner Rips His Shirt Off 0.0 Seconds Into Breaking Dawn - Director Blames TSA Patdowns

Previews have revealed that buff hunk Taylor Lautner wastes no time in tearing his shirt off in the latest instalment of the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn, Part One. Revealing his superbly toned torso. The movie's director, Bill Condon, mad...
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Funny story: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Probably The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Probably The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner must have been celebrating last night, as Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One was lauded by international media critics as 'probably the greatest movie ever made, and certainly the best story over told...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has been keeping a bit of a low-profile lately. He recently told a Hollywood reporter that it is all by design because he is getting ready to make a memorable announcement. According to Fajita San Gua...
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