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Dead body fails to make the grave after hearse was clamped!

Funny story: Dead body fails to make the grave after hearse was clamped!

Bristol, UK: A dead body waiting to be transported to the grave missed its appointment because the vehicle carrying it was CLAMPED! The owner of the hearse was DEAD sure he paid his road tax, but the brain-dead company clamping the thing thought,...

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EU Court to outlaw Bono

Funny story: EU Court to outlaw Bono

BRUSSELS - In the aftermath of the European Commission's decision to reprimand Apple over their tax avoidance they have now turned their attention to rock star, humanitarian and professional pranet Bono. Controversially, in 2006, U2 opted to move the...

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EpiPen CEO Defends Huge Price Hike

Funny story: EpiPen CEO Defends Huge Price Hike

"I'm not a villain," said Heather Avarice, chief executive of Extort Pharmaceuticals, one the few generic drug manufactures left in an oligopolistic industry noted for price gouging. She was speaking at a press conference today at company headquarte...

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Spanish Inland Revenue feels sorry for Messi!

Funny story: Spanish Inland Revenue feels sorry for Messi!

Lionel Messi, super-star footballer who applies his trade in Spain, Barcelona, to be precise, has many allies in the Spanish Inland Revenue; and they all feel sorry for him! Exactly how many millions he earns nobody really knows, but tax officers...

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Pythagoras leaves Greek cave! He can't afford the rent!

Funny story: Pythagoras leaves Greek cave! He can't afford the rent!

Greek philosopher, Pythagoras, is being forced out of his cave on Samos because he cannot afford the rent although he's been dead for roughly 2500 thousand years! Greece is in such financial turmoil and authorities on the wonderful island decided...

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Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...

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However do the get away with it? Ask the bankers!

Funny story: However do the get away with it? Ask the bankers!

CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) HQ deep down in the vaults of the Rothschild Bank, Geneva, Switzerland, has just relayed this astonishing news scoop overheard between Herr Rudolf Liechenstein-Hoeness (no relation) and a senior director of the scandalous tax-avoiding bank, you know the one! CIA star reporter, Willy-Untermensch-Goebbels, crept between the hand-made, shiny leather shoes of the 2...

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Uli Hoeness blames addiction to German Bratwurst for his tax evasion!

Funny story: Uli Hoeness blames addiction to German Bratwurst for his tax evasion!

Shamed Bayern Munich director, Uli Hoeness, has confessed to the court that his addiction to German Bratwurst was the reason for cheating the German fiscus out of more than 3 million Euros. After Uli retired from active football he became addicted...

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'Sorry we got busted, boys' Swiss bank boss tells Senate Committee

Funny story: 'Sorry we got busted, boys' Swiss bank boss tells Senate Committee

Washington - The head of the Swiss FistCredit Bank deeply regrets that some of his managers got caught operating what had been an extremely successful, long-running scam. Speaking before the Senate Select Misappropriations Committee today Hans in...

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'Canadian Polar Bears Scupper Biggest Business Deal In History'

Funny story: 'Canadian Polar Bears Scupper Biggest Business Deal In History'

The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.

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Sheikh Maktoum's Horses in Another Doping Scandal Again

Funny story: Sheikh Maktoum's Horses in Another Doping Scandal Again

After 30 years of doping horses and fixing races, Sheikh 'Shakin Bakin Stevens' Maktoum the Prime Minister of Dubai (who likes tossing behind the Green Door at parties and cabinet meetings) and once the driving force behind Dubai's massive growth and...

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France start military action against Mail

Funny story: France start military action against Mail

France have today started to deploy troops against The Mail group of newspapers. The French President François Hollande released a statement this morning: "We have deployed troops to finally deal with the menace of 'The Mail'. For over a hundred year...

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Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales

Funny story: Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales

The Office of Square Trading, the government body overseeing the sale of all rectangular shapes, has been investigating the illegal sale of squares. "There is a massive black-market trade in squares, oblongs and rectangles," said Rex Tangle, chair...

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Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

Funny story: Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer. While in the VIP box, Cameron...

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Jersey set to dump the UK as 'Irony Age' coin hoard valued at billions

Funny story: Jersey set to dump the UK as 'Irony Age' coin hoard valued at billions

Channel Isles - A fabulous treasure trove of precious coins is set to liberate Jersey from British Government tyranny. Valued at several times the offshore haven's hidden tax billions the one tonne of Roman and Celtic currency may have been buried...

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Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

Funny story: Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the £[insert amount]Million deal. Wee tax bill is the bait. Disgraced Glasgow Rangers owner(??) Craig Whyte Wash, currently laughing himself all the way to the 'offshore' bank, whilst also 'walking a...

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Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Funny story: Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Glasgow: 'Private' sale of Rangers takes place on Ebay, Craig Whyte-Wash named. Private Seller has 'cloudy past' & negative Feedback from previous sales. Buyers Beware!. Unclear at the moment who the buyer is. NTNON can exclusively reveal tha...

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Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Funny story: Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Glasgow: "Because the money is not there as it once was" said Craig Whyte in answer to a question about future player spending, perhaps inadvertently providing a clue to HMRC as to whether they may get their money back or not. 'Not' being the operati...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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