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Funny story:  Florida Grandmother Can't Believe That Neighbors Daughter Has A Tattoo

Florida Grandmother Can't Believe That Neighbors Daughter Has A Tattoo

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Grandmother of six Betsie Hallmark 75, expressed utter shock Tuesday when her neighbors 34 year old daughter dropped by to return a long since borrowed plate. "I can't believe that Annie Grassmire would let her daughter h...
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Funny story:  Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

Popular California Tattoo Artist Says A Very Famous Celebrity Inquired About Getting A Butt Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most highly respected tattoo artists in the United States, Bong Bong of Venice Beach, said that he has just received a call from a famous celebrity inquiring about a tattoo. Bong Bong said that the celebrity i...
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Funny story:  David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman is afraid that he may have said a little more than he should of the other evening. Letterman was being interviewed by Macadamia Honeysuckle with The LaLaLand Daily when she suddenly asked...
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Funny story:  What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

ATLANTA - CNN is reporting that several political news magazines are spotlighting an interesting situation which involves several Republican politicians. CNN stated that American Spotlight Magazine remarked that an inside source has revealed that...
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Funny story:  Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman. Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre. Pobre's profess...
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Funny story:  A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

WATTS, California - Music Moments Magazine reported that the problem child known as Justin Bieber contacted The Yo Bro Record Label in Watts about them signing him to a contract. Label spokesperson Trundell Jackson-Jefferson informed Bieber that t...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

In a development that has rocked the world of showbusiness, it was discovered at the weekend that Cheryl Cole's arse has a severe infestation of greenfly. The star, who for some strange reason had her rather beautiful posterior covered in the tat...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - The once troubled little starlet Lindsay Lohan has said that she has finally gotten her act together. Appearing on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, Lilo said that the three months she spent in a rehab clinic last year did w...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

ASPEN, Colorado - Rihanna, the "We Found Love" singer flew into Aspen to celebrate her 26th birthday on February 22. She told close friends that she could not think of a better place to spend her birthday than in the Marijuana State of Colorado.
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Funny story:  The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

SOCHI, Russia - The president of The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has just made a statement that has angered many of the participating athletes; especially those from Germany. Committee President Dmitry Chernyshenko has stated in no uncerta...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo. The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who kne...
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Funny story:  Jesse James Is Furious About His New Tattoo

Jesse James Is Furious About His New Tattoo

LOS ANGELES - Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, is reportedly very upset at his latest tattoo which he had done in Tijuana, Mexico. It seems that James told the tattoo artist identified as Tattoo Torres that he wanted a tattoo of a Komod...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna is furious that her ex-hip hop boyfriend Chris Brown recently told Oprah Winfrey that he knows that he and Rihanna will get back together in 2014. Winfrey replied that she did not think so. Brown angrily yelled out that it...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...
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Funny story:  Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently said at a White House state dinner honoring the president of Guatemala, Pancho Ensalada that it is getting harder and harder for the youth of America to find nice, good, wholesome role models. H...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Rihanna loves nothing better than to show off her numerous tattoos to not only her close friends but to mere acquaintances as well. She has said that she feels like her body is merely an easel and her tattoo artist is the legendar...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

VENICE BEACH, California - Close friends of Kristen Stewart are overjoyed to say that the Twilight Saga actress has done a complete about face mood wise. Kristen and former boyfriend Rob Pattinson were recenlty spotted at the world famous La Brea...
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