LA HABRA, California - Puerto Rican born Tatiana Del Toro who appeared on season eight of American Idol was having a Number 3 Deluxe Mexican Enchilada Dinner at Paquito & Paquitas Casa De Enchiladas when she was asked about the rumor that is pres...
NEW YORK CITY - Britney Spears who is currently on her world-wide Circus Tour has just announced in Rolling Stone Magazine that she has hired Paula Abdul and Tatiana Del Toro to be her new backup singers.
Spears said that she has spoken to both wo...
LOS ANGELES - UPI has just announced that American Idol reject Tatiana Del Toro wants to go out on a date with America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner.
Del Toro supposedly told her hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, that she is tired of...
LOS ANGELES - The Fox Network, whose News Department proudly boasts that they are 'fair and balanced' (wink-wink) has just signed Katrina Darrell, alias "Bikini Girl" and Tatiana Del Toro, alias the "Eeeeeeee Girl" to star in their own one-hour reali...
AUSTIN - Willie Nelson, who at 76, shows no signs of slowing down has admitted that he has been secretly dating American Idol's Tatiana Del Toro since this past Christmas.
Nelson who has the energy and stamina of a man half his age recently perfor...
Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House aide has just announced that American Idol contestant Tatiana Del Toro has been booked to perform at President Obama's Weekly Wednesday White House Music Fest.
The president reportedly told his breakfast cook, Ann...
HOLLYWOOD - ABC has added a new show to its March lineup. The show, patterned after "Dancing With The Stars" is entitled "Dancing With The Losers."
The show will be co-hosted by Senator John "Big Mac" McCain and Governor Sarah "McNuggets" Palin.
HOLLYWOOD - Tatiana Del Toro is back! The Puerto Rican drama queen of all drama queens has been given an "American Idol" reprieve.
The four A.I. judges have named "Tats" as one of the eight wild card contestants.
When Tatiana was announced as...
Hollywood, Calif. - Reports are leaking out that American Idol contestant Tatiana Del Toro will be the opening for Idol second place runner up David Archuleta for his upcoming tour. Tatiana has been one of the most talked about contestants this year...
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