After a successful career as a racehorse, and before ending up as a pot of glue, Metro the horse decided to start a career as a painter.
His new owners, who really did not want to send him to the knackers yard, observed Metro whilst trotting aroun...
Julian Sidebottom was born in Clapham London and changed his name to Olaf Arsoff while still a student at the Slade School of Art. He was expelled in his first year for alleged non-attendance and heroin addiction. His flatmate at the time said of him...
Armed art trained police swooped on a decorators van in Notting Hill this morning. Mr. C. Mycrack told our reporter, "I had this Crown Paints gloss colour chart in the back of my van, its just a kind of large sheet of coloured circles that my custome...
A man was arrested yesterday for causing criminal damage in a Greenwich Village art gallery.
He is accused of sneezing maliciously and abundantly on a derivative and prententious abstract painting which was on display, a work valued at $5,000.
Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit.
The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will...
The picture restorer from Spain who made a portrait of Christ look like a HOMO their pictures.
'We have been trying to work out for some time the true meaning of some of our paintings and objects' said curator Humprey Goose 'now we can see if any...
A man's hastily discarded lunch has become the latest star exhibit at the wacky Tate Modern art gallery.
'The physical impossibility of half-eaten pork pie in Tesco crisp bag' soon began to attract crowds after Dave Stench had to answer a call of...
A Dorking painter is furious after once again being snubbed by a major art gallery, writes EIF News & Features Art Correspondent, Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit.
London's Tate Britain has announced that its big autumn show this year will be t...
A 56-year-old woman allegedly caused £10,000 worth of damage in the Tate Gallery of Modern Art.
She ruined an Andy Warhol painting valued at around £10m by pointing her bare arse at it and letting rip with a series of thunderous and vicious farts.
Tate Britain has unveiled a completely bare tree for Christmas this year.
Giorgio Sadotti's Norwegian Spruce, entitled Flower Ssnake, is naked apart from a coiled bullwhip and a circle of silver postcards around its base. The whip will be used dur...
A Farcebook organised flash mob outside London's Tate Modern art gallery ended in tears yesterday.
The flas hmob was to celebrate the life and works of Children's TV presenter and artist, Tony Hart who died earlier this year, with every Morph in t...
A fantastic, wonderful and brilliant exhibit, or installation, as the artistically-challenged prefer to call it, has opened in the Tate Gallery, despite there being no sign of the artist.
LONDON- A worthless piece of art? Or just more problems with London drugs culture?...
The Tate Modern in London is displaying a new installation comprising of an enormous crack in the floor of the Turbine hall.
This year's Turner Prize will have to do without former winner Damien Hirst, but that hasn't stopped the artist from unveiling two new pieces of work ahead of the competition.
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