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Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

Funny story: Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

In Canberra Australia and man who was a bit drunk and was shouting in his lounge room was deemed to be a huge public risk and was tasered to death. Police say he was shouting nasty things at them, like get out of my house you pack of storm trooper...

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Jesus Tasered After Walking Into Church

33 year old two time zombie Jesus of Nazareth was tasered by an off duty policeman Sunday morning after he entered a Catholic church during mass. Witnesses from a home across the street from the church report seeing "some scroungy looking guy" ent...

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Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

Funny story: Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

At a rally in Dallas Texas, Donald Trump asked his security for a Taser and then unapologetically used it on a 4 month old boy who had been crying. Defending his actions Trump said, "Well, the baby wouldn't stop crying, and then the mother was at...

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The bollock kicking machine

Funny story: The bollock kicking machine

James Worldcup had been such a devout England supporter that the latest performance caused his devotion to turn to a form of controlled rage when he said "What is needed is a good kick in the bollocks". In discussion with his mates down the pub, t...

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Justin Bieber Not Allowed To Visit The Statue of Liberty

Funny story: Justin Bieber Not Allowed To Visit The Statue of Liberty

NEW YORK CITY - The little Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber has just had a rude awakening on his visit to the Big Apple. Bieber had been wanting to visit the world famous Statue of Liberty ever since he was 9-years-old. He paid a visit to the...

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Some Black Friday Shoppers Don't Pussy Foot Around

Funny story: Some Black Friday Shoppers Don't Pussy Foot Around

NEW YORK CITY - An NYPD policeman said that he has been a police officer for 14 years. Officer Dwayne Peckashevski, 39, said that he has been working security on Black Friday at various department stores for the past 10 years and he has never seen...

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Arizona Has Found A Solution To The Problem of School Bus Violence

Funny story: Arizona Has Found A Solution To The Problem of School Bus Violence

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just informed the news media that she and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have figured out a solution to a very pressing matter. The governor said that since the start of the school year, about...

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Police Taser use Doubles - Call of duty blamed

Funny story: Police Taser use Doubles - Call of duty blamed

British bobbies were under the spotlight today as it was revealed that the use of Tasers in incidents almost doubles with every release of Call of Duty. The shock trends were uncovered by using the freedom of information act and asking some kids nick...

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A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

Funny story: A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert. ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middl...

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Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

Funny story: Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers AKA The Queen of Mean has just revealed a startling fact. The 79-year-old told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that back in March she was thrown out of an anger management class due to the fact that her instructor sai...

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Taser Cookbook Hits Best Seller List

Funny story: Taser Cookbook Hits Best Seller List

After years of being used only by law enforcement officers, the Taser stun gun is now finding favor with chefs around the world as they discover the art of cooking using the shock-inducing darts. "I love it," said renowned chef Bushrod Gaffney.

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New iPhone to adjust user volume

Funny story: New iPhone to adjust user volume

The latest iPhone has been announced with a number of features to adjust both ringtone and user volume according to the surroundings. A novel app now allows for an airbag to be deployed when the speaker reaches an innapropriate threshold when barking...

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Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

Funny story: Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

PHOENIX, Arizona - The governor of the border state of Arizona, Jan Brewer, has just announced that she has met with a select committee and they have found an answer to the unruly school kids on a school bus problem. Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer,...

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Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Funny story: Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Hasbro, the world's second-leading toy manufacturer, has introduced a new series of devices for use by parents: the "Tot Taser" series. CEO Brian Goldner emphasized that the Tot Taser series does not represent a shift in Hasbro's business focus fr...

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I Predict No More Riots

Police chiefs today outlined their new plans in how to respond to "social disturbances" or as we at Back and to the Left news call them "people acting batshit crazy". Police hope the new plans will help response times to events such as the London riots, and also allow them to use whatever means necessary to get the job done. The four point program was out lined as such. 1.Water Cannon-The p...

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Taylor Swift Halts Her Concert After Two Jerks Hit Her Guitar With Red Laser Beams

Funny story: Taylor Swift Halts Her Concert After Two Jerks Hit Her Guitar With Red Laser Beams

GREEN BAY - Taylor Swift was in the middle of her concert performance at The Cheddar Cheese Convention Center in Green Bay when she suddenly stopped singing and playing in the middle of a song. The 22-year-old country songstress had just gone into...

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The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

Funny story: The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

LOS ANGELES - Fifty-three-year-old Alec Baldwin the star of television's 30 Rock says that he has never before been kicked off of an airplane flight. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he had gotten kicked off of a No...

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Congressman Ron Paul Talks About Tasering and Pepper Spraying

Funny story: Congressman Ron Paul Talks About Tasering and Pepper Spraying

EAST LOS ANGELES - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, who is 76-years-old, was speaking to a crowd of well-wishers in East Los Angeles when he was asked if he would ever consider making a citizens arrest. Paul thought for a moment. He grinned and the...

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