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I'm a Celebritiy get me out of here! Punch up.

Funny story: I'm a Celebritiy get me out of here! Punch up.

There was a rumble in the celebrity jungle this morning when Tarzan dropped into the camp and demanded to know who gave them permission to use his Australian cousin's land. Cameras were turned off while ITV executives tried to negotiate with the i...

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Jennifer Aniston Is Close To Kicking Justin Theroux Out The Door and To The Curb

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has to be one of the most unluckiest women when it comes to men. The beautiful blonde actress has no trouble getting a boyfriend, but for some unknown reason she has a very hard time keeping one. According to Pic...

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New Tarzan is a Balotelli fan!

Funny story: New Tarzan is a Balotelli fan!

A Manchester man and ex body-builder who once worked at the local Co-op has turned his back on the bright lights (what?) of his home town and answered a call from the African bush. He travelled to South Africa in a leopard skin leotard and skimpy...

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George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

Funny story: George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

A fight is looming in the African jungles as George of the Jungle was caught in bed with Jane. The dim witted vine swinger was discovered doing the horizontal mambo with Tarzan's wife by Cheetah and an Ape named Ape (who met for their weekly game of...

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Tarzan Begs For Custody of Michael Jackson's Chimp Bubbles

Funny story: Tarzan Begs For Custody of Michael Jackson's Chimp Bubbles

In an amazing turn of events, yet another bizzare individual has thrown his loincloth in the ring in hopes of gaining custody of Michael Jackson's beloved chimp, Bubbles. Tarzan, world renowned dirty savage, has announced that he would be the per...

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Hugh Jackman To Do New Tarzan Movie?

Funny story: Hugh Jackman To Do New Tarzan Movie?

Rumors that have been circulating around Hollywood that Hugh Jackman is considering doing a new version of the jungle man, may just be true. Reportedly, Jackman told a producer friend of his that, as long as he had worked out so strenuously in ord...

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Tarzan knocks up wrong Jane

Funny story: Tarzan knocks up wrong Jane

An elderly Tarzan and his companion Jane Goodall are reportedly expecting their first child. The seventy-four year old Goodall and ninety-six year old Tarzan are said to have first met on the set of "Tarzan the ape-man." some fifty years ago. "He w...

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George Bush to live in Africa as "Tarzan figure"

Funny story: George Bush to live in Africa as "Tarzan figure"

President George W Bush wants to live in Africa and become a Tarzan-like figure.

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Tarzan Star Cheeta Gets To 100

Funny story: Tarzan Star Cheeta Gets To 100

A special cinematic milestone was passed yesterday, when Cheeta the chimp, the star of the early Tarzan films, celebrated his 100th birthday.

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