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Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

Funny story: Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

One of the big problem for galaxy travelling Time Lords is when their TARDIS uses its chameleon circuit to camouflage itself. "I met this one Time Lord," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "He's parked his time machine in a multi-storey car park an...

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Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

Funny story: Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking. "We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...

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New Dr Who is not going to be Matt Smith!

Funny story: New Dr Who is not going to be Matt Smith!

Despite the recent announcement that Matt Smith is to be the new Doctor Who, the corporation have now retracted the statement and confirmed that the new Dr Who will in fact be Abu "Hook" Hamza. An apology has been issued to all viewers regarding t...

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Woolworths Goes Out Of Business, Thanks To TARDIS Failure

Funny story: Woolworths Goes Out Of Business, Thanks To TARDIS Failure

Woolworths, Britain's 1960s theme shop, went out of business today, as accountants switched off its TARDIS. The time machine had kept the chain of stores permanently stuck in 1965, but now it was time for its staff to face up to life in 2008. Shop...

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Doctor Who To Continue With Smaller Budget

Funny story: Doctor Who To Continue With Smaller Budget

Shortly after the BBC's announcement, which said that doctor who will have a fifth series in 2010, but no 2009 series except for several specials, they made a further announcement of budget reductions.

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Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Funny story: Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.

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Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

Funny story: Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

CARDIFF - Along with the ever increasing trial of Lord Conrad Black and the escalating entanglement of the BAE and the government in the 'Al Yamamah' Saudi Arms Deal, another one of Britain's most prestigious symbols has...

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Kylie To Star In Xmas Doctor Who

Funny story: Kylie To Star In Xmas Doctor Who

The BBC have announced a major coup for their festive TV schedule by securing the services of West Bromwich Albion goalkeeper Dean Kiely for the Christmas Day showing of Doctor Who.

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Billie Piper - Going Back To The Tardis!

Funny story: Billie Piper - Going Back To The Tardis!

In a shock announcement from the Doctor Who prduction office, it has been revealed that Billie Piper is to return to the programme AS THE DOCTOR!...

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Xena Tipped to be Next Dr Who

Funny story: Xena Tipped to be Next Dr Who

Lucy Lawless, star of the cult series ‘Xena: Warrior Princess', is the hot favourite to take over the Tardis and become the first ever female Dr Who.

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Dr Who Trades In Tardis

Funny story: Dr Who Trades In Tardis

In an embarrassing statement issued earlier today, the BBC has confirmed that the real reason Christopher Ecclestone has not renewed his contract for the next series of Dr Who is that the Beeb has decided to trade in the Tardis. The statement handed...

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