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Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Funny story: Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Kiev, Ukraine - The acting Defense Minister for Ukraine, Colonel General Mykhailo Koval, was put on administrative leave this week after one of his top aides mistakenly ordered septic tanks to replace the country's current armored forces of aging Rus...

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I Predict No More Riots

Police chiefs today outlined their new plans in how to respond to "social disturbances" or as we at Back and to the Left news call them "people acting batshit crazy". Police hope the new plans will help response times to events such as the London riots, and also allow them to use whatever means necessary to get the job done. The four point program was out lined as such. 1.Water Cannon-The p...

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Mission Creep Again Denied By Nato In Libya

Funny story: Mission Creep Again Denied By Nato In Libya

Accusations of 'Mission Creep' are once again being aimed at NATO and its allies after news broke that the UK was to send 4 Apache attack helicopters to Libya. Pro and anti Gaddafi commentators have expressed concern that this move presents a clea...

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German Tanks Rumble Into Poland

Funny story: German Tanks Rumble Into Poland

Reports coming in this evening state that German tanks are flooding into neighbouring Poland at an unprecedented rate. The current invasion stems apparently from Polish migrant workers who upon returning home have taken a keen interest in tropical...

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CIA criticised as baby steals tank

Funny story: CIA criticised as baby steals tank

Emerging news is that a member of a secret training programme run by the CIA may have turned rogue and taken control of an M1 Abrams battle tank. Reports indicate that in 2000 George W. Bush approved the creation of the CIA proposed "Operation Rat...

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Somalia's Pirates Buy Tanks, Jets and Nukes

Funny story: Somalia's Pirates Buy Tanks, Jets and Nukes

A Ukrainian ship supposedly seized by pirates off the coast of Somalia was carrying battle tanks, fighter jets and tactical nuclear weapons, the Ukrainian defence ministry has confirmed. Earlier, the country's foreign ministry said the ship and i...

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Russian Tank Breakdowns Funk Up Georgian NASCAR!

Funny story: Russian Tank Breakdowns Funk Up Georgian NASCAR!

Adolph Putin's Russian Blitzkrieg into Georgia was fast as lightning! So much so that Chancellor Adolph decided to enter his tank brigade into the Georgian NASCAR races. Apparently the strain and stress of Russia's first invasion in decades left the...

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Aldi To Sell Tanks

Funny story: Aldi To Sell Tanks

In an increasing effort to expand their foothold in cut price sales on anything they can get their hands on, Aldi are set to start selling Tanks from next week in the 'Thursday Specials' section.

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Solving the world's problems-as seen from the filler neck of a gas tank

Funny story: Solving the world's problems-as seen from the filler neck of a gas tank

I now have a total perspective on world problems, so pay attention!...

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Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

Funny story: Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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