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If men had periods

Funny story: If men had periods

According to recent research, if men had periods they would brag about them on Facebook, Sports Commentators would incorporate menstrual impact on a Footballer's performance, and bookmakers would factor a player's menstrual cycle into their betting...

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Veggies linked to poorer semen quality says glowing tampon manufacturer

Funny story: Veggies linked to poorer semen quality says glowing tampon manufacturer

California - Vegetarians and other non-flesh eaters are most likely to be shooting blanks these days according to a sanitary protection specialist pimping glow-in-the-dark tampons. The manufacturers of RadiantPlugs periodwear said today that thou...

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Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

Funny story: Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed "Queen of Plastic" has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total...

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Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

Funny story: Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

A run on a popular brand of non-applicator type tampons has put far left liberals in a 'bloody mess' according to Chris Matthews, the talking head of CNBC's 'anchor' show, "Hairball" in a late night rant attributed to his panties bunching up in his...

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Manufacturer To o.b. Users: They'll Be Back In Stores Soon, So Stop Being So Whiny and Go Make Us A Sandwich

Funny story: Manufacturer To o.b. Users: They'll Be Back In Stores Soon, So Stop Being So Whiny and Go Make Us A Sandwich

Premenopausal women throughout the country are forced to pay black-market prices --or become petty criminals-- after the unannounced disappearance of o.b. tampons from store shelves. Drugstore shelves have been mysteriously empty of o.b. nonapplic...

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Karl Largerfeld tampon launched

Funny story: Karl Largerfeld tampon launched

Visitors to the Paris fashion show were stunned by the unveiling of the latest designer fashion accessory yesterday. The new tampon modelled by Kate Moss was an instant hit with fashion buyers, and drew gasps of appreciation from the audience.

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Job Opportunity!

Famous actresses and fashion models are busy people. So, when it comes to that time of month, they'd rather concentrate on other things. Which is where you come in. As a trained Tampon Insertion Technician it will be your job to see there are no messy accidents. No previous experience necessary as full training is provided. You don't even need any educational qualifications. Just good eyes...

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Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Funny story: Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Well known for speaking on live television about her problematic, "vajayjay," it is being reported that Oprah Winfrey is under heavy pressure by Dr. Phil to release what he believes could be a secret weapon in the effort to plug the massive oil leak...

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Tampons Used to Control Asian Carp Population

Funny story: Tampons Used to Control Asian Carp Population

Still arguing with the US Supreme Court over the control of migrating Asian Carp by closure of the Chicago locks, the States of Wisconsin, Indiana and Michigan have engaged in their own nuisance control program, aided by the use of the common tampon.

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Brown claims the top job

It has emerged today that Gordon Brown bribed Tony Blair to leave office and claimed the amount back on expenses. The claim for £40,000 was requested in cash on 1st May 2007, payable in used tenners to Gordon himself. A parliamentary spokesperson...

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Stealers Arrested in Tampa

Funny story: Stealers Arrested in Tampa

TAMPA BAY, Fl. Tuesday - In a news conference, the Tampa Police Commissioner stated that "We have arrested several well known stealers as they tried to enter the city." "We believe they were planning a big job on Sunday," he said, "And we have a...

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Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

Funny story: Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

(Duchless Orgsamics) The Prince of Wales and Duchless Orgasmics proudly announce the development of an all organic cotton tampon. The Duchess of Cornwall and her husband have had an interest in Feminine Hygiene products since the beginning of the...

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Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

Funny story: Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

It would appear that the advertising campaign in the 80's where Lil-lets were seen as the "feminine route to freedom" and could "help with playing tennis and other games during times of tension" were all a sham.

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Bush Senior 'catches massive tampon'

Funny story: Bush Senior 'catches massive tampon'

Florida - (Fishy Mess): In an old piscine trick learned from Dickless Cheney former US President George Herbert Bush caught what anglers have described as 'a massive tampon' this weekend while fishing off the Florida Keys near Islamophobia, F...

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Fury at supermarket's Tampax Starter Kit for 7 year-olds

Funny story: Fury at supermarket's Tampax Starter Kit for 7 year-olds

London - (Ass Mess): A supermarket chain has been pilloried for adding a seven year-olds' Tampax Starter Kit to its much-panned junior trainer bra.

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New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

Funny story: New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

First there were scented tampons, and god knows they were absurd enough (what kind of pervert wants to sniff tampons?!), but now a tampon manufacturer has taken things one step further and provoked outrage with a new range of flavoured

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NY student's naked tampax protest snowballs

Funny story: NY student's naked tampax protest snowballs

Grahamsville, New York - (BareAssCheek Mess & Reuterus): Police yesterday arrested a naked male student at the Tri-Valley High School who ran amok through the school premises wearing nothing but a a paper bag on his head.

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NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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