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Funny story: Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed "Queen of Plastic" has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total...
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Funny story: Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

A run on a popular brand of non-applicator type tampons has put far left liberals in a 'bloody mess' according to Chris Matthews, the talking head of CNBC's 'anchor' show, "Hairball" in a late night rant attributed to his panties bunching up in his...
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Funny story: Manufacturer To o.b. Users: They'll Be Back In Stores Soon, So Stop Being So Whiny and Go Make Us A Sandwich

Manufacturer To o.b. Users: They'll Be Back In Stores Soon, So Stop Being So Whiny and Go Make Us A Sandwich

Premenopausal women throughout the country are forced to pay black-market prices --or become petty criminals-- after the unannounced disappearance of o.b. tampons from store shelves. Drugstore shelves have been mysteriously empty of o.b. nonapplic...
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Funny story: Karl Largerfeld tampon launched

Karl Largerfeld tampon launched

Visitors to the Paris fashion show were stunned by the unveiling of the latest designer fashion accessory yesterday. The new tampon modelled by Kate Moss was an instant hit with fashion buyers, and drew gasps of appreciation from the audience.
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Funny story: Job Opportunity!

Job Opportunity!

Famous actresses and fashion models are busy people. So, when it comes to that time of month, they'd rather concentrate on other things. Which is where you come in. As a trained Tampon Insertion Technician it will be your job to see there are no messy accidents. No previous experience necessary as full training is provided. You don't even need any educational qualifications. Just good eyes...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Dr. Phil Begs Oprah to Plug Oil Leak with Giant Tampon

Well known for speaking on live television about her problematic, "vajayjay," it is being reported that Oprah Winfrey is under heavy pressure by Dr. Phil to release what he believes could be a secret weapon in the effort to plug the massive oil leak...
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Funny story: Tampons Used to Control Asian Carp Population

Tampons Used to Control Asian Carp Population

Still arguing with the US Supreme Court over the control of migrating Asian Carp by closure of the Chicago locks, the States of Wisconsin, Indiana and Michigan have engaged in their own nuisance control program, aided by the use of the common tampon.
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Funny story: Brown claims the top job

Brown claims the top job

It has emerged today that Gordon Brown bribed Tony Blair to leave office and claimed the amount back on expenses. The claim for £40,000 was requested in cash on 1st May 2007, payable in used tenners to Gordon himself. A parliamentary spokesperson...
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Funny story: Stealers Arrested in Tampa

Stealers Arrested in Tampa

TAMPA BAY, Fl. Tuesday - In a news conference, the Tampa Police Commissioner stated that "We have arrested several well known stealers as they tried to enter the city." "We believe they were planning a big job on Sunday," he said, "And we have a...
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Funny story: Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

(Duchless Orgsamics) The Prince of Wales and Duchless Orgasmics proudly announce the development of an all organic cotton tampon. The Duchess of Cornwall and her husband have had an interest in Feminine Hygiene products since the beginning of the...
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Funny story: Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

It would appear that the advertising campaign in the 80's where Lil-lets were seen as the "feminine route to freedom" and could "help with playing tennis and other games during times of tension" were all a sham.
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Funny story: Bush Senior 'catches massive tampon'

Bush Senior 'catches massive tampon'

Florida - (Fishy Mess): In an old piscine trick learned from Dickless Cheney former US President George Herbert Bush caught what anglers have described as 'a massive tampon' this weekend while fishing off the Florida Keys near Islamophobia, F...
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Funny story: Fury at supermarket's Tampax Starter Kit for 7 year-olds

Fury at supermarket's Tampax Starter Kit for 7 year-olds

London - (Ass Mess): A supermarket chain has been pilloried for adding a seven year-olds' Tampax Starter Kit to its much-panned junior trainer bra.
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Funny story: New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

First there were scented tampons, and god knows they were absurd enough (what kind of pervert wants to sniff tampons?!), but now a tampon manufacturer has taken things one step further and provoked outrage with a new range of flavoured
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Funny story: NY student's naked tampax protest snowballs

NY student's naked tampax protest snowballs

Grahamsville, New York - (BareAssCheek Mess & Reuterus): Police yesterday arrested a naked male student at the Tri-Valley High School who ran amok through the school premises wearing nothing but a a paper bag on his head.
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Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

(Bentonville--AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life titled "Do You Like My Song or Just My...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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