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World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

Funny story: World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

OKLAHOMA CITY - At the age of 8, Sally Butterscratch stood 5-feet-7-inches tall. And by the time she entered high school she was a towering 6-foot-6-inch tall young lady. Upon graduation the 6-foot-9-inch basketball standout left Oklahoma and move...

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Khloe Kardashian Admits That She Was Attracted To Lamar Odom Simply Because He Was Taller Than Her

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Admits That She Was Attracted To Lamar Odom Simply Because He Was Taller Than Her

LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian, who at 5-foot-10-inches, is the tallest of all the Kardashians recently confided to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about her initial infatuation with her husband NBA star Lamar Odom. She said that it was...

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Yao Ming Retires from the NBA, Launches a Big & Freakishly Tall Clothing Store

Funny story: Yao Ming Retires from the NBA, Launches a Big & Freakishly Tall Clothing Store

Yao Ming, the seven foot, six inch center for the Houston Rockets, announced his retirement from the NBA in Shanghai China yesterday, in addition to hawking the grand opening of his new big & tall clothing stores across the US and Europe. Whil...

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Heston Blumenthal meets Peter Crouch and says: You're Bloomin Tall

Funny story: Heston Blumenthal meets Peter Crouch and says: You're Bloomin Tall

Heston Blumenthal the chef who makes such strange things like snail porridge, and lickable wallpaper, met Peter Crouch today with a view to making another one of these boring Chef and Celebrity Television specials. When introduced to Peter Crouch,...

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The problems of a man just two feet tall

Funny story: The problems of a man just two feet tall

Here is a story for one and all of a man just two feet tall. He Ping Ping who was only two feet five inches tall died recently aged only 21 years of age. He loved cats and he smoked from the age he was seven which stunted his growth. Peter Crouch a footballer and one of the worlds tallest men, was fascinated by the story of little Ping Ping, and wanted to find out what it would be like to on...

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Down on your Knees if you want your money

Funny story: Down on your Knees if you want your money

Basketball players have complained about a cash machine in the HSBC in Whitchurch, Hants which is only 18 inches off the ground. After a local basketball match some players average height 6 feet 8 inches who were out on the town decided to go to the...

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Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

Funny story: Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

The moonwalking football giant has today been named as the worlds tallest man. Following a recent growth spurt the gargantuan has reached the dizzy height of 9ft 6 inches beating the previous record holder, Robert Wadlow, by an incredible 7 inches.

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Skeleton baffles archaeologists

Funny story: Skeleton baffles archaeologists

More developments in the story of the "longest dwarf" skeleton unearthed in County Mayo, Ireland, last week; Scientists are now saying that the 6-foot long man is not necessarily the tallest dwarf ever found - he may be the remains of the shortest gi...

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Tall Guy has "Something Wrong With Him"

Funny story: Tall Guy has "Something Wrong With Him"

The new maintenance guy at the Sharron Corporation in Buffalo, NY has "something wrong with him" according to several of the people in the word processing unit. Tammi Bricke, a long time employee, said that the guy "keeps talking about Tori S...

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World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

Funny story: World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

A new 'World's Tallest Building' has been built, this time in India. Rising to 740 metres, and surpassing the 162-storey Burj Dubai, it stands 170 storeys high, but its most notable feature is that it has been constructed entirely of Cow Dung. The...

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The Tall Tail & The Short Cook

Funny story: The Tall Tail & The Short Cook

LONDON - The shortest man in the world is He Pingping of China who stands 2'5". He was in Trafalgar Square to publicize the book "The Guinness World Records 2009" along with Svetlana Pankratova who stands 6'4". Her legs reportedly go from Dallas to Fort Worth and measure 52 inches long (that's 4'4"). When Pingping was asked what he thought about as he was standing directly underneath Svetlana's dr...

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World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

Funny story: World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

Abu-Dubai--The world's tallest building--the Burj Dubai--began leaning today and could collapse. The building is 900 meters tall (about 3000 feet) and is in the final stages of completion. Engineers were shocked today to see it begin leaning, alm...

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"I'm too Tall for Photographs" claims Bromley Man

Funny story: "I'm too Tall for Photographs" claims Bromley Man

Madcap Joe Potts, 64, from Bromley,Kent, is once again planning to clear his debts by suing a large multinational. This time it is the American based producer of photographic equipment, Eastman Kodak Company, more commonly known in England simply as...

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Metaphysical Affair

If you ask my partner, he'll assign much more attributes than '29, 35-24-36, 60 kg, 170 cm tall healthy sexy female'. The reason I bring this up is the mysterious significance of my fitting measurements. Don't get me wrong. My intimate life prior to the episode, shortly explained, seemed perfectly all right. Briefly, we were both mystically led to take a trip to the 'Valley of Fertility', in the v...

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Where Has the White Man Gone?

He once stood tall in society, garnering the respect-no, reverence-of all he passed. We once held the belief that he was the lone soul whose valor led Him to discover the New World, found capitalism, build the automobile, set foot on the moon, and even father Norah Jones and Freddie Prinze Jr. Indeed, he was the White Man. With time, however, ours beliefs change.

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Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

Funny story: Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Equal Heights Amendment's (EhA) passage in July has unleashed a furor of protests, counter protests and legal actions both in the U.S. and around the world. Even those who still support the larger principles behind the Eh...

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Spiritualist meeting

Funny story: Spiritualist meeting

I attended my first spiritualist meeting today at a local village hall. I was not sure what to expect, when in burst a tall man with a grey beard..he was carrying it, apparently he found it outside ! He welcomed us all and said "Tonight we will be discussing the occult and the supernatural, and im even going to spice things up a bit with some sex...tell me, has anyone here ever had sex with a...

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White House Productions To Unveil New Project

Funny story: White House Productions To Unveil New Project

Coming soon to a discount multiplex theater near you. White House Productions is proud to present the thrilling tale of a tall, tough talking, transplanted, Texan's timely thrust to the top. "The Accommodating, The Defective and The Int...

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