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Secrets of the Taliban Shopping Lists

Funny story: Secrets of the Taliban Shopping Lists

The BBC has revealed what's hot on the typical Taliban shopping list. Aside from the usual fare of whores and heroin, 'Head and Shoulders' shampoo is a favourite because it sounds like somebody has already been beheaded, yet it also gets rid of dandr...

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President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

Funny story: President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama is on a roll with an all new sensational exchange arrangement. By now it's been well established that missing Teamsters kingpin Jimmy Hoffa was taken by the Taliban after vanishing from the parking lot of a restaurant in suburban Detr...

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Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

Funny story: Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

President Obama has done it again. He refers to it as: "No soldier left behind." In reality, the prisoner of war exchange was more like a bargain basement sale: five for one. Obana was also interested in closing Guantanamo. Apparently one US priv...

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The Many (questionable) Roads To Success

Funny story: The Many (questionable) Roads To Success

So many are struggling in our current difficult economic times where the few controlling the financial strings of the country have the rest of us dancing around just to survive while they watch from the porches of their grand estates grandly amused.

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White House Admits Offensive 'YouTube Video' Behind Bergdahl Prisoner Swap

Washington - UN Ambassador Susan Rice made the rounds on the Sunday talk shows once again to announce that freed prisoner, Bowe Bergdahl, was released after a prisoner swap, involving five Taliban terrorists, after the Taliban threatened to relea...

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Those Not Being Held Captive Say Prisoner Deal Bad Idea; Soldier Should Have Fought His Way Out, Like Chuck Norris

THE HORROR, THE HORROR, OHIO VALLEY -- Some area residents NOT BEING HELD CAPTIVE by The Taliban said the United States made a bad decision in arranging a prisoner exchange to free a U.S. soldier who WAS BEING HELD CAPTIVE by The Taliban. "He shou...

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Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA. A spokesperson for th...

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Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

Funny story: Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

D.C.- President Obama yesterday confirmed that a selection of cuddly toys will be deployed in Afghanistan from next week as the U.S. attempts to limit drone strikes which have claimed an unacceptably high level of civilian casualties. "We thought th...

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The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

Funny story: The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

NEW YORK CITY - The government of Afghanistan has just stated that they will not comply with the decision of the United Nations World Governing Council. Tizzani Lalaran, a spokesperson for Afghanistan stated that his country had decided that in or...

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A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

Funny story: A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

BOSTON - A judge in Massachusetts has just issued a landmark directive which states that Microsoft legally has the right to read peoples email. Judge Erastus "The Gavel" Bockerbottle ruled that the corporate giant can read emails in the interest o...

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Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

Funny story: Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

VATICAN CITY - The pope recently spoke to a group of tourists from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and he was asked how he liked being the pope. Pope Francis smiled and said, "Well it pays the bills." One elderly blue-haired lady asked him if he would say...

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Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

Funny story: Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

LOS ANGELES - American Spotlight Magazine has just broke the story about members of an infamous Los Angeles gang fighting in Afghanistan against the Taliban. Fitzwater Ribicoff, with ASM said that he was told by a member of the El Lay Toros Bravos...

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In ongoing effort to win the hearts and minds of the Taliban, the U. S. military bombs its own troops

Former U. S. President of Vice, Al Gore, who cannot make up his mind as to whether the planet is experiencing "global warming" or undergoing "climate change," is sure about one thing: the U. S. military is definitely "not the home of the best and the...

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Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

Funny story: Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

PARIS - French authorities are investigating one of the worst cases of graffiti they have ever seen. France's national news agency Le News is reporting that the graffiti is definitely the work of the terrorist organization known as The Taliban.

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A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

Funny story: A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - A private investigator working for the United States government has just informed the press that he has just seen one of the Taliban's highest ranking generals. The private investigator who did not want his real name revealed, for...

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The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

Funny story: The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...

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Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

Funny story: Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective economy and without anyone who understands any technology beyond that of making heroin the entire la...

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The Taliban Running Low On Funds Plans To Have A Telethon

Funny story: The Taliban Running Low On Funds Plans To Have A Telethon

KARACHI, Pakistan - A source within the Taliban organization has stated that the terrorist group is having some financial problems. The source expressed the fact that the reason is due to mismanagement which has resulted in overspending. An inv...

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