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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Plastic Spoon Manufacturer Issues Profit Warning As People Use Own Spoons

Chinese Takeaway Plastic Spoon Manufacturer Issues Profit Warning As People Use Own Spoons

The Rise in popularity of Chinese Takeaway home deliveries where people use their own spoons to eat Chinese food with has caused PorkSpork, the global plastic takeaway spoon manufacturer to issue a profit warning. C.E.O. Mr. Ying Tong Diddle I. P...
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Funny story: Source Of Little Divot Food Poisoning Outbreak Revealed

Source Of Little Divot Food Poisoning Outbreak Revealed

'McNab's Kebabs' in the leafy village of Little Divot has been identified as the source of a recent food poisoning outbreak. Last Saturday night eight local clubbers were hospitalised after consuming kebabs following a night out at the 'Shit's and...
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Funny story: Nottingham's new Pond-side Take Away Opens with 99% local menu dishes!

Nottingham's new Pond-side Take Away Opens with 99% local menu dishes!

The inventiveness of a Nottingham man, with the help of the Job Centre Plus staff, and a grant from the Alcoholics Support Group, has opened a new take-away in the local City Centre situated Arboretum. Built in the collapsed old Gents toilets wooden building, and fitted out with equipment from closed down Old Peoples Homes, Fire bombed Police stations, and the recently closed Soup Kitchen, it...
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