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New Marriage style guidance for bands

Funny story: New Marriage style guidance for bands

A new service has been set up by the Music And Record Industry to help groups who are suffering from musical differences. "We're operating it like a marriage guidance service," said Simon Kologie, the head therapist at Musical Differences Incorpor...

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Take That fans disappointed on the Progress Tour

Funny story: Take That fans disappointed on the Progress Tour

Take That fans as old as thirty-five, have been left disappointed over the latest massive mega-tour from pop sensation Take That. "I queued for twenty-four days," said disgruntled fan, Anna Pronne. "And that was just for tickets. I queued for anot...

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Take That - Gary Barlow Has The Formula

Funny story: Take That - Gary Barlow Has The Formula

In an exclusive interview today Take That's Gary Barlow revealed what really goes on behind the scenes in Take That. Speaking as they release their Incredible new single 'Kidz' the singer explained, ' Our World Wide domination is down to me we al...

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Take That Split

Funny story: Take That Split

After announcing record breaking ticket sales for their forthcoming tour, Take That have shocked fans by deciding to break up. 'We couldn't go on anymore' said Gary Barlow at a press conference today, 'we thought it would be like the old days. You...

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Massive Take That Announcement!

Funny story: Massive Take That Announcement!

Lardy warbler Gary Barlow vehicle Take That stirred the media up into a frenzy today with a top secret press conference where they were to make an announcement of huge importance. The location was released to the media, but completely kept from th...

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Robbie Williams - I (nearly) quit

Funny story: Robbie Williams - I (nearly) quit

Robbie 'Ooooo look at me everybody' Williams today revealed how he almost quit pop before rejoining boy band Take That. Robbie explained how he was just going through the motions each day. 'Ya know how it goes, get up about one'ish, snort a lin...

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Gary Barlow And Robbie Williams Together Again - 'Not Worth The Wait' Say Fans

Funny story: Gary Barlow And Robbie Williams Together Again - 'Not Worth The Wait' Say Fans

The much awaited single release by Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams - a sort of Brokeback Mountain, man-love buddy-buddy homage to something or other was greeted this morning by overwhelming indifference by fans. "Not really worth the wait," one fa...

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Alice Cooper, John Lydon and Boy George To Join Take That Too!

Funny story: Alice Cooper, John Lydon and Boy George To Join Take That Too!

Rumours are currently circulating that Take That have not only offered to give fading star Robbie Williams a job - to keep him off the streets - but that they have also recruited Alice Cooper, John Lydon, and Boy George into the act. Could It Be M...

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Robin Williams to Rejoin Take That

Funny story: Robin Williams to Rejoin Take That

It's the news an army of female Take That fans have been waiting for - Robin Williams, 59, is rejoining the world's gayest boy-band after many years in the wilderness following the groups acrimonious split in 1995. Since the split, Robin Williams...

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Take That say Robbie Williams is Back For Good

Funny story: Take That say Robbie Williams is Back For Good

Gary Barlow has said to fans to never forget that Robbie Williams was an original member of the band; sure, they had had a falling out, everything changes, and he promises Williams is now back for good. "We have a million love songs we're going to...

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Robbie Williams rejoins Take That

Funny story: Robbie Williams rejoins Take That

Robbie Williams who broke away from the Boy Band Take That, because he believed himself to be the talented one, has finally spent all of his money and asked to be taken back into the band. Expert marketeer, Gary Barlow spotted an opportunity for a...

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Take That Take That Robbie Williams Hostage

Funny story: Take That Take That Robbie Williams Hostage

Robbie Williams, the 'singer' who performed with pop supergroup, Take That, has been taken hostage in a garden shed in Cheetham Hill, Manchester. The 'singer', who walked out on Take That in 1995, was taken hostage after he met with Take That with...

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Mark Owen: I hated being on my Own

Funny story: Mark Owen: I hated being on my Own

Mark Owen the squeaky clean member of take that has admitted to at least ten affairs, maybe he is trying to beat Tiger Woods, John Terry or Ashley Cole. Owen said today "I hated being on my own". Owen went on to say that he was deeply sorry for hi...

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BGT's Janine Gives Sue Son The Big Finger

Funny story: BGT's Janine Gives Sue Son The Big Finger

A sensational turn of events unfolded here in the UK this morning when BGT reject Janine Khalil turned the tables in spectacular fashion over ex-best friend and shameless backstabber Sue Son. "Sue and I will never be friends again," Janine told us...

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Robbie Williams joins Take That on 2009 UK Tour

Funny story: Robbie Williams joins Take That on 2009 UK Tour

Fans of Take That are celebrating tonight as ex member, Robbie Williams has re-joined the band on tour. However, he is not going to be joining the group on stage, but will be ensuring that they have ample towels and water behind the scenes. Rob...

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Barlow "Gutted" as Take That Replace him with Williams

Funny story: Barlow "Gutted" as Take That Replace him with Williams

Only days after triumphantly reaching the summit of Kilimanjaro with eight fellow celebrities in aid of Comic Relief, Gary Barlow is reportedly a broken man today. He has returned to the UK to find his fundraising efforts eclipsed by hellraiser an...

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Michelle Obama To Guest With Take That At The O2 Arena

Funny story: Michelle Obama To Guest With Take That At The O2 Arena

From our Washington DC correspondent, Da Man - She's made a bigger impact than her husband since he was inaugurated - Vogue covers, global press interest, fashion icon - and news has reached us that Michelle Obama is all set to extend her influence b...

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Take That And Britney Spears In Dispute Over New Album

Funny story: Take That And Britney Spears In Dispute Over New Album

Take That and Britney Spears, two of the music world's biggest-selling acts, are tonight embroiled in a row over a new album which both parties say is theirs. The Circus is the album in question, but both Spears and That claim ownership (some woul...

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