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Funny story: Boulder Man Found Not Guilty With Defense of "I Forgot"

Boulder Man Found Not Guilty With Defense of "I Forgot"

Boulder, CO - The jury for a misdemeanor case before the 20th District Boulder County circuit court has found a Boulder man not guilty based on his defense of "I forgot." Eric Lewellen of Boulder was arrested on April 19th after a Boulder police...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

IRVINE, California - In a move that was made due to public opinion, Taco Bell has decided to drop its Sushi Tacos from the fast food franchise's menu. Company Spokeswoman Vanessa Belladonna said that at first the Sushi Tacos were selling pretty go...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

IRVINE, California - One of the nation's largest Mexican food franchise chains has just announced that it is discontinuing its popular Kids Meal and Plastic Toy menu item. Company Spokesperson Fresco Pibtonpick stated that the reason for the termi...
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Funny story: Taco Bell adds new "secret ingredient" to its fast food fare

Taco Bell adds new "secret ingredient" to its fast food fare

TACO BELL, USA - Thanks to Facebook and Twitter, we may never want to order another taco again. In a "disgusting photo," a Taco Bell employee is shown adding a "secret ingredient" to the fast-food franchise's menu by licking a large stack of taco she...
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Funny story: California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

RIDGECREST, California - A spokesperson for Taco Bell wants all of its patrons to know that the infamous Taco Licker, who licked 30 taco shells, has been fired and customers can once again feel comfortable and enjoy their tacos knowing that they have...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...
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Funny story: Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell

El Paso, Tx - Authorities announced today that the Department of Homeland Security has seized all Taco Bell locations across the United States. According to reports, the government will be investigating possible collaboration and provoking of huma...
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Funny story: Rubio Wins Florida Senate Seat, Dishes Out Fish Tacos as Thanks to Supporters

Rubio Wins Florida Senate Seat, Dishes Out Fish Tacos as Thanks to Supporters

(Coral Gables, Florida) - Early polls show that Republican Marco Rubio handily beat his challengers in the race for United States Senator. The son of Cuban exiles, he will also soon hold the distinction of being the darkest member of the Senate wh...
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Funny story: OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

Following a series of strategic planning meetings held in a secret location, Bruce Opec, owner of more than 370 Taco Bell restaurants across America, announced a new in-room dining fee for those patrons who regularly break wind. Similar to a pr...
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Funny story: Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...
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Funny story: Three Restaurant Chains To Merge Due To Economy

Three Restaurant Chains To Merge Due To Economy

Three of the world's largest restaurant chains, each one the biggest in their food niche, have decided to merge due to the difficult economy. The change will become official at the beginning of 2010. The menus and marketing campaigns will also unit...
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Funny story: Uga the bulldog, mascot of the University of Georgia, suicidal after Ginger's death says vet

Uga the bulldog, mascot of the University of Georgia, suicidal after Ginger's death says vet

Uga the bulldog, longtime mascot of the University of Georgia sports teams, was hospitalized Saturday following a suicide attempt says UGA Veterinarian Hospital officials. Uga's girlfriend, Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua, passed away earlier this we...
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Funny story: Taco Bell dog dies - Korean Taco Bell introduces new meat taco

Taco Bell dog dies - Korean Taco Bell introduces new meat taco

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - The legendary Taco Bell chihuahua "Gidget" passed away this morning from a massive stroke. The iconic dog brought cheer to literally billions of people during his stardom as a spokesperson in advertisements for Taco Bell. His cat...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Dog Dead at 15; Good for One Last Burrito

Taco Bell Dog Dead at 15; Good for One Last Burrito

Gidget, the Chihuahua made famous in several Taco Bell commercials, died yesterday. The cute former spokesdog was 15. At a hastily arranged news conference outside company headquarters, and amongst a sea of posters featuring the little dog, a Yum!...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Dog, Gidget the Chihuahua, Dies Of A Stroke

Taco Bell Dog, Gidget the Chihuahua, Dies Of A Stroke

Los Angeles, CA - Gidget the Taco Bell dog has died at the age of 15, the result of a stroke. Although she was in semi-retirement, she had been brought out to do 50 shows by AEG, the same entertainment company that had lured Michael Jackson out of re...
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Funny story: Yo quiero...

Yo quiero...

LOS ANGELES,CA., USA Gidget, the Taco Bell talking chihuahua, died today after suffering an apparent seizure at the home of her trainer. Joe Jackson immediately issued a statement on behalf of his family (with which he rarely has contact). Mr. Ja...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

In a month that has seen the deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and several other celebrities, one more has been added to the list. Gidget, the Chihuahua who became famous selling Mexican food for the Taco Bell chain, passed away due to a st...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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