In a brave new move, ITV have announced that TV programmes will now be 'shortened' to make way for popular commercials such as ''The Meerkats' and 'The Typhoo Monkey'.
In a report commissioned by ITV, electric supplier 'First Utility' discovered s...
The precocious baby known for turning millions on to online trading, and making millions for himself, is reportedly blowing through his fortune at an alarming rate since E-Trade pulled the plug on the commercial campaign which made him famous.
Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!'
The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front.
"If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...
NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms.
The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...
"Then there are the days", she sighs.
She also admitted that her 67-year-old husband just had to use a lot of penis pills, etc and she did all the work.
"I wasn't allowed to tell this on the Thighmaster infomercials except in Europe. But they r...
KABUL, Afghanistan - The government of Afghanistan has just announced that it has decided that it will not be broadcasting this year's Super Bowl game.
A representative for the country stated that it was decided to black out the football game betw...
With millions in profits are to be made off of expensive super bowel advertising (the average cost of a 30-second ad for the Super Bowel was $4 million), U.S. corporations are going to present the most sexist ads possible on this year's Super Bowel...
SAN FRANCISCO - Pamela Anderson flew into San Francisco to film a commercial for The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant.
While in the City By The Bay she attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.
Afterwards she spoke with Gazeb...
By now everyone has seen the brokerage house commercial that begins with the wide-eyed confession by the firm's chief talking head, Ty Won On, that "it is clearly not the 80's and 90's any more!"
For a long time analysts and potential customers h...
MILWAUKEE - Jonathan Goldsmith, the man who is known throughout the civilized world as The World's Most Interesting Man, was in Beer City speaking at a convention of The Hops and Malt Workers Union.
Goldsmith who has appeared in over 90 television...
ATLANTA - Wanna win a national championship? Get UPS to air a TV ad featuring your team getting crushed as an example of excellent logistics. Just ask the University of Kentucky.
For the 2012 UK Wildcats men's basketball team, UPS did just tha...
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