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Funny story: Great British Menu Reinvented Pea "Most Pointless Dish" Ever

Great British Menu Reinvented Pea "Most Pointless Dish" Ever

A top cookery expert rounded on the BBC's popular TV chef contest Great British Menu yesterday after seeing a contestant struggling with a modern technique. The show was already close to farce after Johnnie Mountain stormed out of the contest on T...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson, Stein, Bikers Head Up New Cookery Assault

Nigella Lawson, Stein, Bikers Head Up New Cookery Assault

Voluptuous TV cook Nigella Lawson is set to lead BBC2's new batch of cookery shows. TV cookery's most famous d├ęcolletage is set to front Nigellisima, six half-hour programmes featuring Italian influenced dishes. Meanwhile, the whiny west country p...
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Funny story: Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

One of the country's top chefs surprised the UK TV audience by unveiling his latest ideas on Saturday Kitchen today. Kenwood Le Creuset, who cooks at the world-famous Top Nosh, has been awarded four Dunlop stars for his unique take on Mexican-Kore...
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Funny story: River cottage arson attack?

River cottage arson attack?

Foppish pig fiddler Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was today at the centre of an arson inquiry, after the landmark river cottage was burnt down. Curly haired Hugh a celebrity chef known for his trademark lack of food hygiene and eating pigs testicles...
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Funny story: Basil Fawlty defends friend Wolly Thompson over cheese theft

Basil Fawlty defends friend Wolly Thompson over cheese theft

Hotelier Basil Fawlty has come to the defence of his old friend Antony Wally Thomson after the TV chef was arrested stealing wine and cheese on five separate occasions from down on their luck supermarket Tesburys. Speaking to trade magazine 'Hotel...
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Funny story: TV chef get's fingers stuck in cheese at Tesco's!

TV chef get's fingers stuck in cheese at Tesco's!

Famous TV chef, Antony "Wally" Thompson (name changed for legal reasons) has been arrested outside a Tesco supermarket for shoplifting. The well known chef admitted putting the cheese inside his pocket without paying, but had no intention of nicking...
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Funny story: Michel Roux Jr Accused Of Over-Egging The Pudding

Michel Roux Jr Accused Of Over-Egging The Pudding

TV chef Michel Roux Jr has been labelled "over-privileged and insensitive" after his latest TV show on Friday. The double Michelin-starred chef appeared on Masterchef: The Professionals - Michel's Classics preparing "sumptuous dishes close to his...
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Funny story: Lorraine Pascale Needs To Beef Up Cookery Show, Says Expert

Lorraine Pascale Needs To Beef Up Cookery Show, Says Expert

Fit-as-a-butcher's-dog TV cook Lorraine Pascale has been urged to "beef it up" on her new show. The former model, who was introduced to TV audiences last year with a series about baking, now has Home Cooking Made Simple airing on BBC. But the n...
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Funny story: Celeb Chef Ideas Increasing UK Waste

Celeb Chef Ideas Increasing UK Waste

Endless series of TV chef programmes urging people to cook fresh meals from scratch may be contributing to Britain's 8.3 million-ton household food waste problem. Research suggests that as fresh food has a shorter shelf-life than processed ingred...
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Funny story: Celebrity chefs set to do new "Zoo dinners"

Celebrity chefs set to do new "Zoo dinners"

Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver and Anthony Worrall-Thompson are set to hit the TV screens this Autumn with a new show that follows them as they attempt to re-invent a fledgling Zoo's food. The three chefs began their quest in May 2011 after Splot Zoo...
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Funny story: Rick Stein: Give The Fish A Rest!

Rick Stein: Give The Fish A Rest!

A top TV critic has lashed out at celebrity chef Rick Stein's latest TV show. Rick Stein's Spain launched on BBC2 yesterday and promised to investigate the little-known cuisine of the country's regions over four episodes. Viewers were treated t...
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Funny story: Top Telly Chefs Gordon Ramsay And Marco Pierre White Admit There's Not Much They Can Do With Frog Spawn

Top Telly Chefs Gordon Ramsay And Marco Pierre White Admit There's Not Much They Can Do With Frog Spawn

Shares in satellite TV channel, Mug TV, hit an all time high yesterday as executive producer, Eli Milkshake unveiled what is likely to be the channel's all time biggest hit, a celebrity chef challenge show called 'You Can't Cook This!' In the show...
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Funny story: Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Animal Rights activists are up in arms after George the Chimp was found dead in his cell at the Center for Simian Studies and Anthropology in Coventry. Curious George was the first Chimp in captivity to figure out how to use basic kitchen implemen...
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Funny story: Chaos Strikes International Baked Bean Festival

Chaos Strikes International Baked Bean Festival

The 83rd International Baked Bean Festival at the O2 Arena in London erupted in chaotic scenes as fights broke out between rival groups over the Finest Accompaniment To Baked Beans Award category. Adherents of toast were particularly vociferous, a...
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Funny story: "Eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall", Says Goldfish

"Eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall", Says Goldfish

A goldfish named Harold has set in train a controversy, by telling its owner, Mimsie Flopdangler, aged seven, of Trubshaw Crescent, Yarmouth, that people should leave fish, particularly goldfish, alone, and eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Mimsie...
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Funny story: Saturday Kitchen Chef "All In A Lather" Over Sockless Guest

Saturday Kitchen Chef "All In A Lather" Over Sockless Guest

TV chef James Martin was recovering today after losing his cool during his weekly show Saturday Kitchen. Although he managed to appear in control, he was constantly having to try to cool down as his guest, actress Amanda Burton, was not wearing so...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson: "We're All A Bit Lesbian!"

Nigella Lawson: "We're All A Bit Lesbian!"

Buxom TV sexpot cook, Nigella Lawson, claims that all women have a bit of the lesbian about them. Recalling her days at boarding school, the busty domestic goddess said she had a crush on a fellow pupil. Although she says she's never had any gi...
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

After the success of his 'Meals in 30 minutes' cookbook Jamie Oliver is to launch his new book which will show busy, working people how to get a meal on the table in 30 seconds. Section 1 involves practising ordering a pizza on the phone.."clear d...
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