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Funny story: North East to observe a minute??'s silence for victim family suffering austerity who had to cancel Sky subscription

North East to observe a minute??'s silence for victim family suffering austerity who had to cancel Sky subscription

A one minute silence across the North East will be held tomorrow in observation of the loss of a family from Teesside who had to cut their Sky TV subscription due to austerity. As a result, Dan Matthews of Middlesbrough will no longer be able to f...
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Funny story: Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang

Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang

Having already scraped well beneath the bottom of numerous barrels in an attempt to attract, hold and retain any weekend viewers, BBCTV has seemingly dragged itself into the 21st Century and discovered that sex sells! Still shuddering with orgasmi...
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Funny story: Phwoar and Peace!

Phwoar and Peace!

With the news that it has been 'sexed up' the new BBC 're-telling' of Tolstoy's achingly stunning saga, War and Peace, promises to be a masturbators dream. Any attempt to do justice to the late great authors work has been jettisoned to appeal to a...
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Funny story: Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

News has reached us that Channel 4 has revealed its full seasonal programme which consists of 48 hours of very cheap live editions of Gogglebox. Television cameras will be in the homes of the posh couple who drink a lot, the older couple with the...
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Funny story: "Women Just Aren't Funny" Claims Lee Evans Fan

"Women Just Aren't Funny" Claims Lee Evans Fan

It has become clear to many that the number of comedians who are women on British television has increased in the last few years with a number of humorous and funny women becoming regulars on panel shows on a number of TV channels, but not everybody...
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Funny story: Child raised on sexually explicit movies grows up to be sex god

Child raised on sexually explicit movies grows up to be sex god

Local teenager Jake Smith is heralded to be outstanding at sex after spending the last ten years of his childhood watching films with strong sexual content. After years of subverting parental controls and sneaking into R-rated films to watch two...
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Funny story: College Student Lives For The Next Episodes of Romantic TV Show

College Student Lives For The Next Episodes of Romantic TV Show

College student Ronnie O'Brien stated to the press that she couldn't wait for the next season of True Love to come out. The season finale occurred earlier this month, and next season won't arrive until at least May of next year. On her calendar, she is counting down the days until the season approximate start date, and she's at 244 days, a very depressing figure. She feels like she is literally...
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Funny story: Dragons' Den New Boy Touker Suleyman Actually Backs Something

Dragons' Den New Boy Touker Suleyman Actually Backs Something

Dragons' Den new addition, Touker Suleyman, yesterday shocked viewers by actually liking an idea and parting with some cash. The Dragons' newest addition was under suspicion of not actually having any money, due to his constant, scathing dismissal...
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Funny story: "It's reality Jim, but not as we know it!"

"It's reality Jim, but not as we know it!"

In keeping with its 'right on' left wing stance and cheap programming, the BBC has announced it is to broadcast a special edition of its flagship religious programme 'Songs of Praise' from a notorious Calais shithole migrant camp. Regular present...
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Funny story: Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Holly Willoughby has admitted to needing urgent medical plumbing on her eyes, to stop a persistent leak that has been getting worse over the last few episodes of the revamped hit TV show 'Surprise, Surprise'. The seals around Holly's eyes have bec...
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Funny story: The Case Against Television: Part 6 - Soap Operas

The Case Against Television: Part 6 - Soap Operas

Soap Operas- These low budget drama series were once used as an early springboard to launch the careers of some big stars. That was before the pornography film industry was deregulated. Now, soap operas are receptacles for washed up has-beens and sex partners of the show's producers. The contemporary soap operas do not enjoy the popularity that their early predecessors once did because the she...
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Funny story: The Case Against Television: Part 5 - Game Shows

The Case Against Television: Part 5 - Game Shows

Game Shows- The scourge of games is so entrenched in our culture that its no surprise TV games shows are a big hit, and a big problem of society. The attraction of these shows appeals to some of our basest animal instincts; money, material possessions, fame, etc. It's all self-satisfaction and greed gratification in all it's glory televised from coast to coast into the homes of homely housewiv...
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Funny story: The Case Against Television: Part 4 - Sitcoms

The Case Against Television: Part 4 - Sitcoms

Sitcoms- Sitcom fans are very depressed people because their lives are so sad and boring. They seek refuge in sitcoms where it appears that the characters are having a fun time, or at least a less boring time than the viewer. The viewer wants to ignore the fact that the characters are highly paid actors faking it, pretending that the sitcom is real life, in effect lying. The viewer wants to...
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Funny story: The Case Against Television: Part 3 - Reality TV

The Case Against Television: Part 3 - Reality TV

Reality TV- This latest TV trend is sometimes interesting but usually boring because it accurately presents the boring activities of the people on the show. It's popular because ordinary boring people can relate to it, and the networks love it because it's always a fast and easy low budget production. Producers figure that if you shoot enough home movies you're bound to catch something worth b...
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Funny story: The Case Against Television: Part 2 - The Nightly News

The Case Against Television: Part 2 - The Nightly News

The Nightly News- TV newscasts are part tabloid, part propaganda, part PR and part lies. It's not just news; it's a sophisticated tool like a software program that manipulates the audience by suggestion and deception. If you watch closely you'll notice how they use mental tricks to control viewers. Talking heads must sit behind a desk because their lower bodies underdeveloped. News ancho...
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Funny story: New BBC News Scandal

New BBC News Scandal

Millions of television viewers around the world were shocked and confused by a controversial report aired on the evening news by the British Bullshit Cabal (BBC). Ratings plummeted when home audiences watched the provocative segment with jaws dropped...
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Funny story: The Case Against Television: Part 1

The Case Against Television: Part 1

When you add up all the hours spent by all the people who have ever watched TV, the scope of the loss of life becomes clear. Viewers can't resist the spectacle of the glowing screen and fall victim to its hypnotic effect, and sit spellbound for hours. Whoever calls it entertainment only shows the sorrowful state of their mind. This device is responsible for the imprisonment and execution of mil...
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Funny story: Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

DAYTON, OH - George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television". The first list that George Carlin made was presented in his 1972 monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television". The words are: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Kelly Carlin's revised list includes 42 words yo...
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Congress Sit-Down Protest over Gun Control

Democrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.
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