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Funny story: 37% Of Christmas T.V. Not Repeats

37% Of Christmas T.V. Not Repeats

An amazing 37% of all transmitted programmes over the Christmas period will not be repeats this year. This has been achieved by counting God channels and news bulletins as Christmas T.V. a spokesperson for Xmas recycling told our reporter this mornin...
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Funny story: Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

In mythology, the god Pan was a fertility god, most often represented as a satyr, that sexually insatiable beast of the forest. Another aspect of Pan is that of the Horned God. He was often associated with and identified with Satan. But today, "...
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Funny story: Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...
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Funny story: "Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock

"Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock

The new best selling novel, Wuthering Highs II by Emilia Bronte, of Wuthering Highs fame has been found by a forensic journalist to be a clever fake and has probably been written after her death by a "Ghost Writer" lurking in a cemetery it was revea...
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Funny story: Philae Probe Lands on Comet 67P-Discovers Life!

Philae Probe Lands on Comet 67P-Discovers Life!

Darmstadt, Germany-Scientists were astounded today when the Philae Probe spacecraft, which has miraculously landed on Comet 67P, right away sent back pictures of a microscopic civilization located on the surface of the comet! What was probably mor...
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Funny story: Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Major media companies have offered huge inducements to fill the gap left by trial reporting on T.V. as next week sees the end of yet another celebrity ordeal. Rumours of rewards such as £10,000 in Woolworths vouchers and free video hires for a year f...
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Funny story: NSA Institutes New Program, MEMGONE

NSA Institutes New Program, MEMGONE

A program called "MEMGONE," which erases the political memory of the American people who watch, read, or hear the mass media as been instituted by the National Security Administration or NSA. Major newspapers, network and cable news are cooperating...
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Funny story: Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

"I just can't leave it alone and its even worse when I'm bored" Bruce Forsyth told a delegation of International Television Producers yesterday. He was referring of course to Strictly Come Dancing and not his Dick. Bruce is very fond of Dick, his Coc...
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Funny story: Channel 6 tonight

Channel 6 tonight

Here is the TV schedule for Channel 6 this evening. 4.00. Lesbian Racing From Ascot. 6.00. Jurassic Countdown Can the contestants solve the conundrum before a T-Rex devours Rachel Riley? 6.30. Come Dine With ME The four chronic fatigue sufferers try to have dinner together. Who will fall asleep first? 7.00. The Best Videos From the Internet Chris Moyles introduces a series of hilar...
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Funny story: Man Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating

Man Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating

A man from somewhere was this morning weighing up the possibility of watching one of two vitally important and serious debates scheduled for our beloved televisual delights tonight. One of these debates centres around the impending cataclysmic or...
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Funny story: Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

In a bold attempt to clamp down on historic sexual offences against minors or women, the London Metropolitan Police have decided to randomly searched all homes of pop singers and TV presenters from the 1970's, with the aim of finding some evidence of...
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Funny story: ESPN Suspends All Network Employees for Future Insensitive Remarks

ESPN Suspends All Network Employees for Future Insensitive Remarks

Bristol, CT - Hank Williams Jr., Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith are only a few of the recipients of ESPN's rash of suspensions or firings, handed out after each made comments deemed politically incorrect by the sports network. So, as a pre...
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Funny story: Whatever Happened to Punky Brewster?

Whatever Happened to Punky Brewster?

Hoff here. I had a hard time deciding whether I should even bother with a subject like Television. In such cases, I just sleep on it. That usually helps. So I slept through a one-hour cop show, and two sitcoms, and decided to throw this out there. Television used to be like the friend who'd stop in for a visit every night from 7 to 10 for a chat. Sometime we'd talk about the news and sports. He...
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Funny story: SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

Boca Raton, FL - TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane! According to early reports, the plot for Slothicane will fol...
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Funny story: Man spies on neighbours for entertainment after running out of DVD boxsets to watch

Man spies on neighbours for entertainment after running out of DVD boxsets to watch

Gary Flatters from Northwich admitted on Thursday night to spying on his next door neighbours "The Holt's" family, in a desperate attempt to fill the void for entertainment in his life. "Since I finished watching Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad...
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Funny story: MSNBC's Chris Matthews Volunteers as Tribute for Any Obama Impeachment

MSNBC's Chris Matthews Volunteers as Tribute for Any Obama Impeachment

New York City - As the "I" word starts to gain traction in the national media for President Obama, Chris Matthews broke down on air today and offered himself up as tribute as a preemptive hit against any possible future impeachment attempts towar...
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Funny story: 'Water Cops' to Catch Wasters in California on New Reality Show

'Water Cops' to Catch Wasters in California on New Reality Show

Santa Cruz, CA - "Bad Buoys, Bad Buoys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" You might recognize the theme song for the newest reality show to debut from California amidst their worst drought in years and ongoing, severe water...
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Funny story: Perry: Make Illegal Minors Work For Kids TV

Perry: Make Illegal Minors Work For Kids TV

AUSTIN, Texas - Gov. Rick Perry believes that unaccompanied children entering the U.S. illegally should be rounded up and forced to work in children's TV programming as offbeat public housing neighbors, custodial help or slick, streetwise hustlers, a...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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