CHICAGO - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was in the Windy City speaking before a gathering of The Retired Teabaggers Party of Illinois.
Palin, who has lost so much weight she is beginning to look like a pencil with legs, arms, and a horrific, uncontrolle...
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Mitt Romney flew up to Alaska in an effort to try and convince the people of the 49th state that they should vote for him even though there really aren't that many millionaires in the Iceberg State.
He was met at The Nanook of...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Geography Girl" Palin is reportedly very upset with a lot of members of her Tea Bag Party.
Palin, who has staunchly denied rumors that husband Todd is having an affair with his fishing guide, the stunningly sexy Nanicka Za...
NOGALES, Arizona - The chairwoman of The Lower 48 Tea Bag Party, Sarah Louise Palin was in town speaking at a Happy Holiday Hotel meeting room before the annual convention of The Gila Monster Breeders of Arizona.
The organization which was founded...
NOGALES, Arizona - The executive director of the Arizona chapter of the Tea Bag Party, Brunicia Hixie Taterpickle, 67, has received over 4,000 phone calls, 5,000 text messages, and over 10,000 emails regarding the irresponsibility of some of her part...
BEVERLY HILLS - Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of rock icon Ozzy Osbourne and quintessential judge Sharon Osbourne was shopping at a clothes shop on Rodeo Drive.
She was asked if she felt that Bristol Palin has a shot at going all the way on Dancing...
Nut sacks across America are raw after a wave of teabagging sucked up an elephant-sized nut sack of House of Representative races on election night.
"Teabaggers without nut sacks currently in their mouths are cheering a win of the House of Represe...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK: What a difference a day makes - 24 little hours...so goes a popular song. But we're not just singing tunes here. For the past 2 days we have witnessed a flurry of activity with rabid Muslims all over the world going berserk as a...
While the Tea Baggers are busy off rallying for their causes, the Populist Party has come up with what they believe is a more effective way to get the attention of big corporate interests to pay attention to just how unhappy and underpaid their worke...
WASHINGTON, DC - As incumbents from both sides of the isle realize that most Americans despise them, they are now uniting against America's best hope - the TEA-Party.
In a joint news conference today, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Senate Mino...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The liberal activist group, Progressive Democrats of America (PDA), got more than they bargained for after challenging the local "Teabagging Right-Wing-Nuts (RWNs)" to a contest.
PDA threw down the gauntlet on Monday and challe...
The grassroots protests known as the "Tea Party Movement" have been the subject of increased national attention following a recent class action lawsuit initiated by American tea drinkers against leaders of the conservative Tea Party. Plaintiffs claim...
ABERDEEN, South Dakota - After dozens of out-of-control in-house fighting skirmishes a faction of the infamous Tea Bag Party has broken off from the main blob and formed a new more forward moving sphincter group called The Diet Tea Bag Party.
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Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who unwisely bolted the Senate floor for a quick trip to the loo today, may now forever lose his plush Senate seat to Rep. Joe Sestak, who apparently has better bladder control.
Mr. Specter, 80, lost his 'di...
Dateline Washington: In one of President Obama's most eloquent pleas for help and reconciliation, he today exhorted Tea Baggers of all stripes and colors to renounce the devil on earth, Sarah Palin. As if that were not enough, the thin-skinned pres...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer in a move to give her state some semblance of unity, civility, and fairness has decided to implement a governor's mandate and change Arizona's nickname from "The Grand Canyon State" to "Teabaggers 'R' Us."
The governo...
The long anticipated rematch between the former Dwarf Tossing champions, the Cleveland Steamers, and runners up last year, The Tea Baggers, yielded a new champion. The Tea Baggers won this year's event by a single Dwarf bull's eye in the 10th end of...
Glenn Beck, in what can only be called a rare show of conscience, admitted that most of what he's been telling listeners on his television and radio shows happen to be lies that he has perpetrated in order to continue to rile up the right. But before...