Hello, everyone, this is No Shit News letting you know what's REALLY happening around the world today. That's NSN for the Truth! Here's Jay Labier.
"Sup everyone? Er, I wanna tell ya 'bout what's goin on over there in Syria. On Saturday, the combi...
So after PM May decided “fuck it” and bombed the shit out of another country on tenuous evidence (where have we heard this before) she now fears a public backlash. The main shame is that she won’t be receiving said “back lashes” across her back with a glass encrusted whip.
The carrion eyed cunt completely misjudged the public appetite for more wanton slaughter from above and now fear repercussi...
Mr. Spicer has today hastened to clarify that the Press Release yesterday did not come from Mr. Trump or his associates.
This release went viral across social media, the world's press, mainstream print and television coverage, and even remote area...
Washington, D.C. - According to leaked information from an anonymous source inside the White House, President Donald Trump approved yesterday's Tomahawk cruise missile strike against a Syrian airfield because Trump thought the U.S. would be launching...
Jaggedone's CIA news flashes (from under his raincoat) live and uncensored!
Latest news flashing in from UN HQ!
"Syrian Peace talks suspended because UN members were seen crawling out of President Assad's rear end and the shock was too much for rebels who declined to lick his butt too!!"
Millions of Syrian refugees were not asked their opinion, they were too busy walking barefoot to Germa...
The National Rifle Association, smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and change their name to 'Jihadist Rifle Association' instead.
The NRA, long a secret backer of any American tragedy that...
The famous expose website Wakileaks (yes, that is spelled correctly) has successfully tapped into a most intriguing phone call between those two most beloved of dictators in the world- Bashar al-Assad and his Grace Vladimir Putin of Russia. We have the transcript here just as it was translated from the phone tap:
Putin: Hello my old buddy Bashar! How are you doing?
The famed web expose site WakiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns abo...
Sources have now drilled down into origins of this new development as not coming from Vladimir Putin, who states, "Partners should see it through."
It comes from a specialized group in touch with both the Assad and ISIS regimes. The nature of thi...
A German farmer hears a knock upon his door early one morning. Upon opening it he is greeted by the sight of a bedraggled immigrant family outside with a number of children. They are wearing tattered and torn clothes native to their area of the globe.
"Good day!" says the lightly bearded, smiling man in heavily accented English who must be the father of the family. "We have just snuck across y...
ISIS - The Answer To The Future You've Always Wanted!
(This is the real ISIS, the one that kills anyone and anything it wants, not one of those wimpy organizations with that stupid Egyptian symbol of a guy with a jackals head, the image of which, by the way, is outlawed by our sect.)
Are you f___ed up?
REALLY f___ed up?
Do you dream of a life like the heroic characters you play for 5 h...
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