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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

Sporting Pink pickup trucks, flags, machine guns, and bazookas, iSISS, not to be confused with ISIS, is taking over large chunks of ISIS territory, according to U.S. intelligence sources. "Move over Baby!" shouted a brigade of pink camel flage cl...
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Funny story: France takes tough stance towards Syria, Eiffel Tower renamed

France takes tough stance towards Syria, Eiffel Tower renamed

France today sent a stern warning to Syria over its alleged chemical weapons attacks on civilians. The French Prime minister in a news conference today warned the troubled Country to give up its Chemical weapon stockpiles or face further repercussion...
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Funny story: Obama calls on Hillary for support with review of don't do stupid sh*t policy to traveling press corps aboard Air Force One

Obama calls on Hillary for support with review of don't do stupid sh*t policy to traveling press corps aboard Air Force One

President Obama is once again aboard Air Force One giving the traveling press corps updates on his DDSS (don't do stupid sh*t) foreign policy. The world well remembers the formulation of this policy, aboard his jet, on the President's trip to Asia...
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Funny story: US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

President Obama and his State Department are insisting there is no contradiction whatever between supporting Sunni rebels in Syria and fighting them in Iraq. The key safeguard is the "careful vetting." As Mr. Kerry has shown repeatedly, the US...
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Funny story: Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...
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Funny story: Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest has reiterated that there is no substance whatever to the notion Mr. Obama was overheard saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my enema," on his way to a White House comfort room. However, wily advisors such as...
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Funny story: Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Just today Mr. Blair's office has released further background on his current essay "We didn't cause the crisis," and the 03 decision to attack Iraq as partner with George W. Bush. Apparently during childhood Mr. Blair had a formative experience wh...
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Funny story: The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

The Maliki must stay policy in Iraq no contradiction to the Assad must go policy in Syria

White House and State Department officials are claiming no contradictions in a rush to support Mr. Maliki as leader of Iraq. Maliki must definitely stay, according to everyone in Washington with a view on the matter, starting with not-yet-announce...
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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...
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Funny story: Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Inspired by President George W. Bush's recent entry into the world of art, a new tour is being launched to inform and charm the globe on current and developing wars. Chancellor Angela Merkel offers a large self-portrait, with her left hand holding...
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Funny story: MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

A spokesperson for US and UK main stream media and Secretary Kerry has admitted the quality of information on current and forthcoming wars has been re-configured. It now has the status of materials falling from the hind quarters of various horses...
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Funny story: Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Saying "back off!" loudly, as with a warning to the pit bull eyeing the ankles and growling, is a tactic Mr. Kerry and Mr. Lavrov can testify to following their meeting. For Mr. Kerry, Russia needs to back off its troops along the borders of Ukrai...
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Funny story: Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

SYRIA- The tragedy continued in Syria yesterday as another round of bombings shook the desert landscape and killed thousands. None suffered more though than the Aleppo Best Hotel which was filleted at the hands of Hotel critic Lars Batchem. "The...
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Funny story: Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Led by the Albright Stonebridge Group (ASG) and its Chairman, Samuel "Sandy" Berger, new neo-con thinking has emerged looking forward on US interests in the current Syria tragedy. Mr. Berger believes a revitalized combination of approaches is need...
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Funny story: Problem Of Syrian Chemical Weapons Solved- Assad Gets A Sarin Shower .

Problem Of Syrian Chemical Weapons Solved- Assad Gets A Sarin Shower .

A vast problem has developed with the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad's military in Syria. Used to cripple and decimate his own people, Assad escaped a bombing by U.S. Forces in retaliation by promising to turn all chemical weapons over to International powers that would inventory and get rid of them. Unfortunately, no one wants to take them. Volunteers have come forw...
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Funny story: Daily Mail to Syria: 'We Want Our Money Back'

Daily Mail to Syria: 'We Want Our Money Back'

The Daily Mail are to sponsor an advert appealing for donations towards British flood victims. The advert, to be shown all across Syria, will feature a broad spectrum of white, middle-class people who currently live under the water. The newspaper...
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