The humble mallard has become the latest weapon in the war on terror with squadrons of specially trained ducks set to be unleashed across the Middle East.
"Ducks make the ideal precision bomb delivery system," said Sergeant Desk, of DARPA, the res...
The United States today rebuffed an offer by Canadian officials to provide immediate asylum to embattled Syrian president Bashar al-Assad if the U.S. agrees to take back actor Randy Quaid. The 62 year-old Quaid, best known for his portrayal of Cousi...
A study commissioned by UN human rights commissioner has determined that Bashers al-Assad no longer has a kingdom to rule over after wiping out 60,000 innocent human beings. Al-Assad has created a legacy of anguish and sadness that will haunt his dec...
David Cameron and some dude from France (a President? We don't know it's France it could be anything) have decided that they will arm the rebels in Syria, but only with "defensive weapons". They stress that this will help bring a quick end to the blo...
Russian President/champion bear wrestler Vladamir Putin has pledged to spend £450billion on Russia's armed forces. The soldiers don't have enough money to feed themselves, but they'll have a shitload of shiny new tanks!
Vlad "The Destroyer" Putin...
When the Assad regime does not retreat its troops before the 1th December, Syria will automatically be a member of the European Union. The EU hopes that this threat will force troops to retreat and violence to halt.
Moody's has already responded b...
In an exclusive interview with Mitt Romney, The Spoof probes the presidential hopeful's position on Syria. Or, at least, we tried to...
DS: What do you think of Syria's plight and what should the US be doing about it?
MR: I guessed this would come up because I heard someone - Walter Cronkite, I believe - mention it briefly on TV. Let me make it quite clear that I do not believe the situ...
Hillary Clinton has condemned the atrocities in Syria. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, has released a statement condemning the atrocities in Syria. Rupert Murdoch says he must network with his associates and Masonic brothers before printing...
In a move which has surprised many, US President Barack Obama has announced that his government will legislate for an immediate ban on the private ownership of all firearms.
The ban is believed to include ownership of handguns, rifles, semi-automa...
Following intense diplomatic activity at the UN over the past few weeks, a new UN resolution has been agreed, in which Russia and China will condemn Syria in the strongest possible terms.
UN Special Envoy, Koffee Anyone, announced the resolution,...
STOCKHOLM - WikiLeaks has begun releasing what it claims are 2.5 million embarrassing emails to and from the Syrian government. It is believed that at least 2.4 million of these emails contain hardcore pornography.
A spokesperson realeased a state...
Dozens of members of Syria's military defected to Turkey overnight with their families, a Turkish official said Monday, unhappy that their Government may lead them into war with the USA and the new secret pact with aliens who are using the cover of S...
A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.
Brussels - Top brass at a NATO summit have ordered the immediate destruction of a Syrian hangar suspected of shielding extraterrestrials involved in the Turkish F-4 Phantom downing.
The Krak Des Chevaliers air base has been widely reported of invo...
Syria has said that that countries athletes will not compete at next month's Olympic Games in London in protest at what Syria claims is a consorted effort by the West to undermine that country's sovereignty.
The pull out means that several event...
Syrian president Opposition-Basher al-Assad kicked off a huge round of Jubilee celebrations in his country this weekend. He explained:
"Like all great dictators I was educated in London, so Britain has a special place in my heart. As an unelected...
The self appointed president of Syria Bashar al-Assad, with the help of the Chinese government, ordered the combat death of an Army sergeant in California.
Several of al-Assad's sleeper agents gunned down Army Sgt. Nathen Taylor while he was in a...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Benjamin Waters, 83, is so sick and tired of hearing and reading about Syria in the news every fucking day that he's getting really close to actually finding out where it is.
"I keep telling myself, 'Who gives a crap?'" Waters said,...