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Funny story:  Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Saying "back off!" loudly, as with a warning to the pit bull eyeing the ankles and growling, is a tactic Mr. Kerry and Mr. Lavrov can testify to following their meeting. For Mr. Kerry, Russia needs to back off its troops along the borders of Ukrai...
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Funny story:  Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

SYRIA- The tragedy continued in Syria yesterday as another round of bombings shook the desert landscape and killed thousands. None suffered more though than the Aleppo Best Hotel which was filleted at the hands of Hotel critic Lars Batchem. "The...
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Funny story:  Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants,  sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Led by the Albright Stonebridge Group (ASG) and its Chairman, Samuel "Sandy" Berger, new neo-con thinking has emerged looking forward on US interests in the current Syria tragedy. Mr. Berger believes a revitalized combination of approaches is need...
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Funny story:  Problem Of Syrian Chemical Weapons Solved By Using Assad's Very Methods

Problem Of Syrian Chemical Weapons Solved By Using Assad's Very Methods

A vast problem has developed with the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad's military in Syria. Used to cripple and decimate his own people, Assad escaped a bombing by U.S. Forces in retaliation by promising to turn all chemical weapons over to International powers that would inventory and get rid of them. Unfortunately, no one wants to take them. Volunteers have come forw...
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Funny story:  Daily Mail to Syria: 'We Want Our Money Back'

Daily Mail to Syria: 'We Want Our Money Back'

The Daily Mail are to sponsor an advert appealing for donations towards British flood victims. The advert, to be shown all across Syria, will feature a broad spectrum of white, middle-class people who currently live under the water. The newspaper...
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Funny story:  St. Paul Returns to Syria, Finds Road to Damascus Littered With Corpses

St. Paul Returns to Syria, Finds Road to Damascus Littered With Corpses

Damascus, Syria St. Paul returned to the famous site today where he met Jesus two thousand years ago. It was here he converted from being a heathen persecutor of Christians to a beloved martyr of early Christendom. As he walked down the road, he...
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Funny story:  Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Riyadh - Saudi Arabia's more or less intelligence chief cook & bottle washer, Prince Roscoe Vasco Duhgama III, has said that his totally clueless/archaically ineffective kingdom - along with, of course, any uncharted territory of nearby unclaimed...
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Funny story:  Nasal Warfare. Not to be Sneezed At.

Nasal Warfare. Not to be Sneezed At.

Magazine "Hollywood Insiders" says the NOSE will be the media focus of body attention in the next decade. This is to prepare everybody for the planned lethal virus that will be spread by the sneeze. Nose awareness will ensure the disaster will not be too unexpected. 'Depopulation' so-called (or mass-extermination for the non-poetic among you) is the call. The ground has already been laid by...
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Funny story:  The U.S. and Syria Agree That Syria's Chemicals Will Be Transported To An Arizona Landfill

The U.S. and Syria Agree That Syria's Chemicals Will Be Transported To An Arizona Landfill

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just announced that he and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad have agreed on a solution to the Syrian chemicals. The entire stockpile of chemicals presently located in an underground bunker in Damascus will be...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama and Queen Elizabeth To Visit Syria

Michelle Obama and Queen Elizabeth To Visit Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Queen Elizabeth called up Michelle Obama and told her that she felt bad about England going against the United States and voting not to have anything to do with Syria. The queen remarked that she could not believe it when she sa...
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Funny story:  Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert. President al-Assad sent Preside...
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Funny story:  Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

DAMASCUS, Syria - Word coming out of the Syrian Desert is that the Syrian government has decided to cancel its planned invasion of Scotland. A spokesperson for the Syrian government Yamadin Hashiki, 40, stated that after going over the financial s...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

KANSAS CITY - Tiger Woods was visiting a former caddy in Kansas City when he was asked about his upcoming golf clinic in Damascus, Syria. Woods grinned and shook his head as he said that needless to say that baby has been cancelled permanently due...
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Funny story:  UN Inspectors' Report to Confirm Illicit Use of Wig by John Kerry

UN Inspectors' Report to Confirm Illicit Use of Wig by John Kerry

A long-awaited UN report expected next week will "overwhelmingly" confirm that US Secretary of State John Kerry makes use of a wig, the secretary general Ban Ki-moon says. Mr. Ban Ki-moon made no comment on who was to blame for the Washington envo...
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Funny story:  President Obama's Speech: Edited for easier understanding by those who do not follow current events

President Obama's Speech: Edited for easier understanding by those who do not follow current events

For the sake of those not familiar with the double-speak required of the modern Beltway politian, and who lack the historical context needed to dig out the burined meanings, we provide the following translation of the President's recent speech: My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about Syria, why it matters and why we can't go anywhere from here. Over the past two years, what...
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Funny story:  Ultra-Orthodox Jews Prepare for Regional War with Prayer on Yom Kippur

Ultra-Orthodox Jews Prepare for Regional War with Prayer on Yom Kippur

Tel Aviv, Israel - While the Israeli army has been preparing for a possible regional war by calling up its reserve units, deploying Iron Dome around the country, holding training drills, and distributing gas masks to the civilian population, the ultr...
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Funny story:  North Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!

North Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!

Moose, the gaseous dog from North Carolina made a triumphant return from Syria yesterday afternoon after Bashar al-Assad,President of Syria called President Obama in the middle of the night to say he was capitulating and would turn over all poison ga...
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Funny story:  Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...
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