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Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

HOLLYWOOD - Tweeting the other day, Sylvester Stallone revealed that he will be reprising his role as "Rambo" one final time. The movie will be called "Rambo: Last Blood." Details of the project have since started slowly dripping out of Hollywood...

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Rocky 6, 7, 8, 9 And Beyond

Funny story: Rocky 6, 7, 8, 9 And Beyond

With the news that Sylvester Stallone is going to have a another round of Botox and release another Rocky Film, BATTL news got all excited and raided the superstars bin to find more information. After twenty minutes of throwing rubbish all over his driveway we came across a bundle of first draft scripts for his upcoming movies. Here are the best. Rocky Doggy: Ex-Heavyweight champion Rocky Bal...

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Sylvester Stallone has mild heart attack re-enacting scene from Rocky

Funny story: Sylvester Stallone has mild heart attack re-enacting scene from Rocky

The 67 year old actor Sylvester Stallone was rushed to St. Joesph's hospital Saturday afternoon after sustaining a mild heart attack. Stallone who was re-enacting the famous scene from Rocky where he runs up the stairs of the Philadelphia museum o...

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The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

Funny story: The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...

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The Sylvester Stallone - Bruce Willis Feud Is Getting Ugly

Funny story: The Sylvester Stallone - Bruce Willis Feud Is Getting Ugly

LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone stated that Bruce Willis was greedy and lazy and he told him that he would never again have him appear in any of his movies. Hollywood Innuendo reports that Willis fired back by saying that if Sylvester doesn't sto...

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Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement. The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...

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Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

Funny story: Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were spotted side-by-side at a local hospital on Thursday. While Schwarzenegger appeared to have just come from shoulder surgery, it was not immediately clear what Stallone was in the same hospital for.

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Shocking revelation from Stallone: 'my secret love for crochet'

Funny story: Shocking revelation from Stallone: 'my secret love for crochet'

Hollywoood superstar, Sylvester 'Rocky' Stallone has this week tearfully revealed a long hidden secret...his love for the art of crochet. In an emotional interview with American confessional chat show host, Epiphany Fudge, the Rambo actor described c...

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Taylor Lautner Reveals The Reason Why He Turned Down The Lead Role In The Movie "Rocky 20 - The Son of Rocky"

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Reveals The Reason Why He Turned Down The Lead Role In The Movie "Rocky 20 - The Son of Rocky"

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of the Twilight movies, was visiting a friend who lives in Avocado Heights when he was asked about the rumor regarding the next Rocky movie. The 19-year-old Lautner who is currently involved with Lily...

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Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Twilight sex symbol Robert Pattinson - who stars as star-crossed boy vampire Edwin Culvert in the Twilight movies about a hapless boy vampire whose fangs haven't come through because he's still got his milk teeth - is set to star in English director...

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Unemployed Schwarzenegger does a Stallone and is to star as an OAP musclebound Conan the Barbarian!

Funny story: Unemployed Schwarzenegger does a Stallone and is to star as an OAP musclebound Conan the Barbarian!

Arnie Schwarzenegger is unemployed and Californian's are over the moon. Their latest senator was sworn in and Arnie sworn out with banana skins and rotten apples (all local products) following rapidly behind him. Now Arnie has been observing his o...

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Waxy, Wig-Wearing Senior Citizen Charged With Impersonating Sly Stallone

Funny story: Waxy, Wig-Wearing Senior Citizen Charged With Impersonating Sly Stallone

Police in Beverly Hills, CA are red-faced over the arrest of Academy Award-winning author Sylvester Stallone, believing that Stallone was impersonating himself. "I had no idea it was him," explained Officer Tad Hunter of the LAPD. "All I saw was a...

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Sly Stallone Rings Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange, Cracks the Bell

Funny story: Sly Stallone Rings Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange, Cracks the Bell

Last weekend, movie star Sylvester Stallone took over the box office with his new movie, "The Expendables." Then on Thursday, he and fellow cast members -- Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Terry Crews -- took over the New York Stock Exchange, maki...

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Eat Pray Love? Pow Pow Pow!

Funny story: Eat Pray Love? Pow Pow Pow!

That was the no-holds-barred approach taken by Sylvester Stallone, facing a box office challenge over the weekend. His action flick, "The Expendables," turned out to be U. S. box office champ, grossing an estimated $35 million. The weekend tak...

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Rambo Dead At 59!

Funny story: Rambo Dead At 59!

According to several news article this morning, Rambo has committed suicide! Sylvester Stallone, the action star of the '80's to 2008 flicks, stated that Rambo "couldn't stand the boredom of no one trying to kill him so he killed himself." All...

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Elin Nordegren Denies The Rumor That She Is Jesse James' Cycle Chick #6

Funny story: Elin Nordegren Denies The Rumor That She Is Jesse James' Cycle Chick #6

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren had stopped off at a local Mickey D's to treat her kids to a 'Happy Meal' when she was confronted by the latest "TattooGate" rumor. Mrs. Tiger Woods was asked about the rumors that have been floating around Florida and Geo...

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Barney prefers Sylvester to Arnie

Funny story: Barney prefers Sylvester to Arnie

Five times World Darts Champion Raymond Van Barneveld known to his fans as Barney,prefers Sylvester to Arnie. Not Sylvester the cat and the little bird Tweety its Sylvester Stallone he is talking about. Barney's Tweets on Twitter explain that his...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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