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Sydney dog owners shocked as their "pooch" is swallowed by a Great White!

Funny story: Sydney dog owners shocked as their "pooch" is swallowed by a Great White!

A rather naive Australian dog-owner pair strolling along a free-leash beach near Sydney were transformed into a state of shock as their beloved Pitbull Terrier disappeared in shark infested waters! "Oh my god, our beloved doggy has just been swall...

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UK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack

Funny story: UK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack

UK bookies made a mint by leaving out Australia as a candidate for the next 'terrorist attack' and had instead the UK as clear favourite with Spain second. The gunman who laid siege to a Sydney restaurant was named as Man Haron Monis. He forced so...

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Shark injured in attack by surfer

Funny story: Shark injured in attack by surfer

A 4-year-old shark has suffered serious injuries to its back and tail fin in Australia's tenth surfer attack this month. Australia normally has about 15 surfer attacks per year - some of them fatal. But there already have been 10 attacks this...

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Aussies Vote - Sydney Sucks!

Aussies can't stand Sydney! Or is that Sydney can't stand Aussies? In a audit of which City rates the best to worse, Sydney came in first as being the most congested and unaffordable City to live in not to mention the folk who appear to be right u...

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President Obama Rejects Fear Of Kangaroos - After Cancelling Australian Visit, Again

Funny story: President Obama Rejects Fear Of Kangaroos - After Cancelling Australian Visit, Again

President Obama has again postponed a visit Australia, which was due later this month. The first cancellation came in March where he says the passing of Health took a long and hard push, but a priority. Today he's blaming Oil in the Gulf of Mex...

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A Taxpayer - funded Gay Time costs N.S.W. Transport Minister his job

Transport Minister and former Police Minister David Campbell has resigned as Transport Minister in N.S.W. after he was caught using his taxpayer-funded car to visit a gay men's sex venue in Sydney's eastern suburbs. Now the very straight, on the o...

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Sydney Harbour Bridge Declared Unsafe After New Year Fireworks

Funny story: Sydney Harbour Bridge Declared Unsafe After New Year Fireworks

After yet another world beating New Year's firework display, with a blue theme, to reflect the blue skies and blue water of Australia, Sydney Harbour Bridge, that iconic symbol of Australia was today declared unsafe. "Some bloody drongo boffin ove...

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Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

Funny story: Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

Wow! They did it again! Earlier this evening the sexiest girl band on the planet, the Bonkettes, rocked the socks off Sydney with a mind-blowing show at the legendary Sydney Opera House. Some critics wondered if the girls could possibly recover fr...

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Virgin Boss Sir Richard Branson Tells Of His 'Transatlantic Raping'

Funny story: Virgin Boss Sir Richard Branson Tells Of His 'Transatlantic Raping'

Sir Richard Branson has revealed in a magazine interview how, against his will, he came to be a member of the mile-high club as a teenager.

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Terrorists Plot Targeting Australian Breweries says Howard

Sydney -- Australian authorities yesterday foiled a terrorist attack against Tooheys, Coopers, Guiness, Fosters, and other major breweries according to PM John Howard. Says Howard, "In the United States, high importance targets would include...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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