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Funny story: President Obama Plans To Issue A Fine To The State of Wisconsin Due To The Swiss Cheese Scandal

President Obama Plans To Issue A Fine To The State of Wisconsin Due To The Swiss Cheese Scandal

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama acting on classified information from the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS recently launched a full-scale investigation into Wisconsin's so called Swiss Cheese Scandal. The scandal is alleged to have originated in a che...
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Funny story: Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

SAGINAW, Michigan - Two of the world's leading scientists have called a press conference to announce what they say is an astonishing fact regarding the moon. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have discovered that contrary...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully. The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries...
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Funny story: Tina Turner To Be A Blushing Bride At 73!

Tina Turner To Be A Blushing Bride At 73!

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for Tina Turner has stated that the "What's Love Got To Do With It" singer will soon be headed for wedded bliss in Switzerland where she resides. The 73-year-old firecracker of a singer/dancer says that she is going...
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Funny story: The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

The Most Amazing Ballerina in The World

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich National News Agency, has just announced that a world record has been set by a Russian citizen. Valentina Pavlovsky, a 19-year-old ballerina from Moscow has gone into the record books. Miss Pavlovsky has just complet...
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Funny story: Second Olympian Expelled For Racist Tweet

Second Olympian Expelled For Racist Tweet

LONDON - A member of the Swiss soccer team, Michel "Mohawk" Morganella has been expelled from further participation in the London Olympics and sent home. The Swiss team lost to the South Korean team 2-1 on Sunday. And on Sunday night the 23-year-o...
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Funny story: Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

SWITZERLAND - The giant underground dangerous machine that may turn the earth into a black hole has given mankind some dividend, finally. After spending trillions of bailout money on the project, there is finally a use for the spin-off technology.
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Funny story: God Particle Discovered, Shockingly in the Shape of a Cheeseburger

God Particle Discovered, Shockingly in the Shape of a Cheeseburger

Scientists were simultaneously elated and confounded over the recent discovery of the smallest particle in the universe, as produced from the $10 Billion Proton Collider on the Swiss/French border. The source for all other particle creation, also de...
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Funny story: Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

England manager Fabio Capello has ordered his players to let Switzerland "have some" in the Euro 2012 qualifier. Switzerland is famous for having spawned Sepp Blatter and for making cheese with holes in it. Capello is tipping in form striker Da...
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Funny story: Suicide Tourism To Continue in Switzerland

Suicide Tourism To Continue in Switzerland

Despite a national campaign to reign back on "suicide tourism", Swiss voters have resisted calls to prohibit assisted suicide for non residents. And the Swiss government is unveiling plans to make things easier for individuals considering travelli...
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Funny story: Capello Accused Of Showing Disrespect by Swiss Boss

Capello Accused Of Showing Disrespect by Swiss Boss

Despite a disastrous World Cup 2010 campaign and an even worse league season with recently relegated West Ham, Robert "Oops" Green has been recalled to the England squad for the Euro qualifier against Switzerland. Swiss boss Ottmar Hitzfeld has ac...
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Funny story: Hadron collider in major collision!

Hadron collider in major collision!

The so-called Large Hadron Collider, buried deep underground somewhere in Switzerland finally proved its worth yesterday when at 4.21 pm in the afternoon (GMT) it collided with a large hadron. A loud cheer rang through the echoing caverns - this w...
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Funny story: Switzerland Has Decided To Invade Egypt

Switzerland Has Decided To Invade Egypt

BERN, Switzerland - Swiss President Micheline Anne Marie Calmy-Rey, aka "The Empress of The Alps" has stated on the record that she has given the go ahead for her country to proceed with plans to invade the African country of Egypt. President Calm...
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Funny story: Roger Federer and Swiss Demand Cheese Without Holes!

Roger Federer and Swiss Demand Cheese Without Holes!

Switzerland - Thousands of people crowded the streets protesting to the Federal Council about Swiss Cheese. The protests are due to the rather sudden realization by Swiss citizens that Swiss cheese is...full of holes. "I guess I've always sort of...
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Funny story: Swiss Miners Rescued and Allowed to Return Home After 15 Years

Swiss Miners Rescued and Allowed to Return Home After 15 Years

Following on the heels of the rescue of 33 miners in Peru on Friday, word has reached the world that more than 2500 Swiss workers were finally allowed to come out of the darkened tunnels below the Swiss Alps, where they had been toiling for over 14 y...
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Funny story: Roman Polanski To Direct New Movie Version of 'Heidi'

Roman Polanski To Direct New Movie Version of 'Heidi'

Pedo, Switzerland-- Infamous director Roman Polanski is back behind the cameras and ready to begin a new movie about Heidi. The diminutive dork will direct a new movie about the legendary little Swiss girl. Mr. Polanski says the movie is "his gift...
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Funny story: Switzerland Thumbs Its Nose At America and Releases Roman Polanski - The U.S. Plans To Invade Switzerland

Switzerland Thumbs Its Nose At America and Releases Roman Polanski - The U.S. Plans To Invade Switzerland

ZURICH - Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf, which is Swiss for chickensh*t, has announced that she has decided not to extradite child molester Roman Polanski to America, and to grant him his full freedom instead. Widner-Chump stated t...
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Funny story: Swiss euthanasia clinc dumped hundreds of suicide tourists - er, remains! - in lake

Swiss euthanasia clinc dumped hundreds of suicide tourists - er, remains! - in lake

Zurich - (RIP mess): For decades the Dignit-arse Clinic of Zurich has prided itself on its funeral parlor pledge of beautiful endings in tasteful surroundings. Last weekend police divers were called out to Lake Zurich after some crab fishermen ina...
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