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Funny story: Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...
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Funny story: A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...
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Funny story: An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

PLYMOUTH, Massachusetts - The United States Scuba Diving Commision has just announced an amazing feat achieved by one of its members. The USSDC stated that member Owen Windowtucker, 52, of Boston has just swum underwater from Plymouth, Massachuset...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Decided To Give Up Sex For 30 Days

Paris Hilton Has Decided To Give Up Sex For 30 Days

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has always felt a little bit insecure about herself although she will move mountains to keep from admitting it publicly. The celebutante who is famous for pretty much doing nothing recently confided to a close friend that...
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Funny story: Australia to build off-shore asylum homes in Guernsey!

Australia to build off-shore asylum homes in Guernsey!

The Australian government and Australians generally have had their "gutful" (not my comment) of people illegally attempting to enter their sparsely populated country via the Christmas Islands and have decided to build off-shore asylum homes on the ot...
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Funny story: Finger-Lickin' May Be Clue To Australia's Swimming

Finger-Lickin' May Be Clue To Australia's Swimming

"Alright youse blokes an' sheilas, we stuffed up big time in the London 'Lympics swimmin, right?" These were the words of Australia's swim coach Donnie Tallboys as he post-mortemed Australia's not-so-good effort in the recent London Olympics. "...
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Funny story: Shark Attacks

Shark Attacks

Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble. Recognisable by the...
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Funny story: Disgraced Michael Phelps secretly exits London Olympic Games and retires from sport

Disgraced Michael Phelps secretly exits London Olympic Games and retires from sport

It was a sensational opening Saturday night at the Olympic Park Aquatics Centre in London: an American swimmer Michael Phelps, the most successful Olympian in the history of the Games, did not win a medal in the 400-meter individual medley. He strugg...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt predicted to win the 100m Butterfly

Usain Bolt predicted to win the 100m Butterfly

Due to the heavy rain forecast for the London Olympics, changes are having to be made to some of the events. This has meant that Usain Bolt will no longer be competing in the hundred metre sprint, and will instead be competing in the hundred metre bu...
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Funny story: Trapdoor found under Dorking Swimming Pool

Trapdoor found under Dorking Swimming Pool

Maintenance crews repairing the hairline fracture in Dorking Swimming Pool have discovered a large trapdoor leading to previously undiscovered underground chambers. "The pool was constructed originally in 1870," said pool manager, Captain Jeremiah...
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Funny story: Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis. A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of econ...
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Funny story: Horseman ejected from local swimming pool

Horseman ejected from local swimming pool

A man on horseback was shooed from Dorking public baths today, after he interrupted a local school's swimming lesson. During a backstroke race, he rode from the changing rooms into the pool brandishing a waterpolo stick. The man was later identifi...
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Funny story: Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center

Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center

Casey Anthony, the controversial Tot Mom that was recently found innocent of Murder in the death of her 2 year old child Caylee Anthony has announced to the world what the future will hold for her, if she gets her wish. She has applied for a permi...
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Funny story: Long distance Crocodiles!

Long distance Crocodiles!

Crazy evolutionists are spinning a new yarn. The latest in a long line of improbable tales follows the adventures of the Crocodile. Evon Hekkala of Fordham University in New York and colleagues are responsible for this latest spellbinding fable, i...
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Funny story: Revealed: Nina Dobrev Caught Skinny-Dipping With Friend Last Year

Revealed: Nina Dobrev Caught Skinny-Dipping With Friend Last Year

When a reporter heard Nina Dobrev and some of her friends giggling just after a session in which the crew of "The Vampire Diaries" answered some questions about the television program and if there will be a movie soon, he cornered the group of four l...
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Funny story: Missing abolone diver found alive

Missing abolone diver found alive

A missing South Australian abolone diver has been found alive and well this morning. The sudden disappearance of the man on Thursday sparked a massive search and rescue operation lasting an agonising five minutes. A morning beach walker found the...
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Funny story: Safer Swimming

Safer Swimming

After a series of mishaps in public swimming pools, the government have decided to step in and bring the public swimming baths rule sheet up to date. No longer will it display No Running, No Bombing, No Petting and No Food or Drink. Instead, H...
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Funny story: Hunt on for hot tub burglary gang who take a dip in victims' pools

Hunt on for hot tub burglary gang who take a dip in victims' pools

Yes, 'cheeky burglars' abound in part of England. So far they have struck four times. Each time they have made a "clean" getaway. Police are said to be looking for three 'squeaky-clean' men in their early 20s, according to forensic expert, Luk...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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