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Moussa Agrees Leicester Deal

Funny story: Moussa Agrees Leicester Deal

Former Libyan Foreign Minister Moussa Koussa has become championship side Leicester City's new Director of Football. The surprise news was announced by a delighted Leicester boss Sven-Goran Eriksson at a press conference this morning : "We are...

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"I Was Conned" Admits Ericsson

Funny story: "I Was Conned" Admits Ericsson

Sven-Goran Eriksson has admitted that he felt he had been "conned" during his bizarre seven months at Notts County. "This guy came up to me in the pub one night and told me that the next big club in world football was going to be Notts County and...

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Notts County Announce Massive Fall In Season Ticket Sales

Funny story: Notts County Announce Massive Fall In Season Ticket Sales

Notts County, who last week secured the services of the former England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson as Director of Football, have announced the rather depressing news that season ticket sales for the coming campaign are at a record low. County, the...

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Ulrika Jonsson named new Notts County manager

Funny story: Ulrika Jonsson named new Notts County manager

In a bid to sign a famous Swedish star to detract attention from the world's oldest football club being one of the world's worst ones, the club's owners today announced that sexy Swedish weathergirl Ulrika Jonsson was to become the English side's new...

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Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

Funny story: Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

Nottingham: Famed for its 5-1 ratio of women to men, the city of Nottingham was chosen by Sven Goran Eriksson for his move back into the English football league, as he joined Notts County as director of football. At a packed press conference today...

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Sven admits the shags are better in Mexico

Funny story: Sven admits the shags are better in Mexico

Sven Go On Love-somehedson, the former Lazio coach the former England manager the former Man City manager, has admitted to the real reason he wants to continue managing Mexico, despite being linked to Portsmouth. Draped across silken bed sheets an...

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Sweet revenge for Keegan as FA admits Sven lookalike impostor fooled them from 2002 World Cup onwards

Funny story: Sweet revenge for Keegan as FA admits Sven lookalike impostor fooled them from 2002 World Cup onwards

London - ('Erewego, 'Erewego, 'Erewego Mess): Vindicated at last! Former England football manager Kevin Keegan is feeling 'right pleased with himself' today.

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For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

Funny story: For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

It might be the wrong time to buy property, but how about a football club? Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has today put the club up for sale, with several of City's heroes from bygone t...

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'My Fanny smells of Fish' claims Trisha

Funny story: 'My Fanny smells of Fish' claims Trisha

In the best piece of 'set up journalism' since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof writer Peter Musgrove has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time.

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Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Funny story: Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Jermain Defoe may be on his way back to Tottenham Hotspur next week if the Premier League rule that Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwariwaru cannot sign for Manchester City after missing the transfer deadline

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Nobody Wants England Job

Funny story: Nobody Wants England Job

There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.

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Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Funny story: Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Steve McClaren, the England coach under pressure last week, is today being described as "the best England manager ever in the history of England managers" after his team came through the weekend un...

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Sven's wheely done it now

Funny story: Sven's wheely done it now

Sven Goran Eriksson's hot new totty is part of a massively wealthy wheely bin family.

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"I'll Massage Fergie's Shoulders" says Sven

Funny story: "I'll Massage Fergie's Shoulders" says Sven

SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON promises to patch up relations with Sir Alex Ferguson - by giving him a hot stone massage!...

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Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Funny story: Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Chelsea, last season's Premier League runners-up, will be crowned champions on Sunday if they beat Liverpool at Anfield, and Manchester United fail to beat their arch rivals, cit...

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Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

Funny story: Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

The lawyer of new Manchester City football club owner Thaksin Shinawatra has said that, although the ex-Thai Prime Minister has abused the Thai people's Human Rights, the degree of abuse...

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Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Funny story: Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Ex-England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has been confirmed as the new Manchester City manager, and is expected to be sacked within 10 months, writes Monkey Woods.

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Herewego, herewego, herewego! Glory days as Becks, Sven recalled for England

Funny story: Herewego, herewego, herewego! Glory days as Becks, Sven recalled for England

FA HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The England dream ticket of striker David Beckham and coach Sven Goran Ericksson has been recalled after FA bosses admitted they got it wrong by tossing out the pair for failing in two consecutive World Cup bids.

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