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Funny story: Suzanne Somers To Hang Like A Bat, Get New Type Face-Lift

Suzanne Somers To Hang Like A Bat, Get New Type Face-Lift

Anti-aging marvel, Suzanne Somers is getting a face-lift, but with some bizarre new procedure utilizing stem cells and a full body lift by hanging upside down for one hour a day, according to UP2 reporter, Agnes Schmuck. The former star and sex sy...
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Funny story: Suzanne Somers hospitalized

Suzanne Somers hospitalized

San Bruno, California - Early this morning, former actress, author and businesswoman Suzanne Somers was rushed to a local hospital, when she fell to the floor in a fit of laughter. Doctors were baffled, until she finally calmed down enough to shar...
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