"Then there are the days", she sighs.
She also admitted that her 67-year-old husband just had to use a lot of penis pills, etc and she did all the work.
"I wasn't allowed to tell this on the Thighmaster infomercials except in Europe. But they r...
Anti-aging marvel, Suzanne Somers is getting a face-lift, but with some bizarre new procedure utilizing stem cells and a full body lift by hanging upside down for one hour a day, according to UP2 reporter, Agnes Schmuck.
The former star and sex sy...
San Bruno, California - Early this morning, former actress, author and businesswoman Suzanne Somers was rushed to a local hospital, when she fell to the floor in a fit of laughter.
Doctors were baffled, until she finally calmed down enough to shar...
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