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Funny story: Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

IRVINE, California - In a move that was made due to public opinion, Taco Bell has decided to drop its Sushi Tacos from the fast food franchise's menu. Company Spokeswoman Vanessa Belladonna said that at first the Sushi Tacos were selling pretty go...
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Funny story: Radioactive sushi beneficial

Radioactive sushi beneficial

San Francisco - The local chamber of commerce announced today that the new, glowing sushi being served at local eateries is very beneficial, especially for cancer patients. According to chair, Dr. Bunhardschmit, the radiation consumed in the sushi...
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Funny story: A Sushi Bar In Burnley? - You're Having A Laugh Mister Yakomoto!

A Sushi Bar In Burnley? - You're Having A Laugh Mister Yakomoto!

The few remaining residents of the declining mill town of Burnley, in Lancashire, were almost unanimous in their condemnation of a Japanese businessman's plans to launch two sushi bars - one on the site of a former pub on Accrington Road, in the town...
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Funny story: Angry Protesters Deride Sushi Restaurant Opening Near Pearl Harbour

Angry Protesters Deride Sushi Restaurant Opening Near Pearl Harbour

CHICAGO - An new sushi restaurant on 24th Street - The Golden Palace - has been the subject of controversy after some 60% of the population labeled it a 'shrine' to the bombing of Pearl Harbour. "This defiles the memory of the soldiers who died th...
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Funny story: Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Toy-Sun Enterprises of Tokyo has started shipping their new product, Glow In The Dark Sushi, to distributors all around the world for comsumption in Japanese restaurants and sushi bars. The product is expected to be a hit with many diners who are loo...
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Funny story: Goldfish lovers picket outside New Sushi Restaurant in downtown Toronto

Goldfish lovers picket outside New Sushi Restaurant in downtown Toronto

Dozens of 'goldfish lovers' picketed outside a new downtown Toronto Sushi Restaurant today carrying placards and yelling, "We want goldfish", "When do we want them?" "NOW!" Apparently the owner of the new Sushi Restaurant is sticking by...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle jumps on the bandwagon and starts collecting goldfish

Susan Boyle jumps on the bandwagon and starts collecting goldfish

Apparently Susan Boyle has heard about the 'goldfish craze' and has jumped on the bandwagon in order to 'stay in the news'. Susan has had a HUGE aquarium delivered to her new home in Blackburn, Scotland and has filled it with goldfish of varying s...
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Funny story: KFC Adds New Chicken To Menu

KFC Adds New Chicken To Menu

KFC has sold original, extra crispy, extra spicy crispy, tender roast, grilled, oven-baked, and several other varieties of their product. They've also offered it in wings, sandwiches, wraps, and dipped in bbq sauce. In select restaurants, the chick...
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Funny story: Jeremy Piven Gets Mercury Poisoning All Over Again in Off-Broadway Parody Play

Jeremy Piven Gets Mercury Poisoning All Over Again in Off-Broadway Parody Play

New York, New York - Jeremy Piven's may have recovered from an alleged bout with mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi that got him out of a play he did not want to do, but now it seems he is having a relapse. At least on a New York theater st...
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Funny story: Raw like Sushi

Raw like Sushi

Sushi outlets throughout London are under threat as disgruntled City workers finally wake up to the fact that they are eating raw fish.
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Funny story: The Russians are coming!

The Russians are coming!

Following the shooting of Mr Paul Joyal, a critic of Vladimir Putin, and the death of ex KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko, there has been wide spread panic that no one is safe from the long arm of the Russian hit men.
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Funny story: Russian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210

Russian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210

After days of radioactive scares in London, an embarrassed John Reid, the home secretary, admitted today, "Bad sushi killed Mr. Litvinenko. We should have seen the obvious. Man eats sushi...man dies. But he was a former KGB agent, so investigato...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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