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Funny story: Presumed 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed promises to 'sing like a canary' in return for one night with Adele

Presumed 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed promises to 'sing like a canary' in return for one night with Adele

Washington AC/DC - He's already turned down a date night with Michelle Obama and/or Tom Cruise in a complex plea-bargain arrangement to get his rocks off before naming names and other vital stuff. Now lawyers acting for Guantanamo inmate Khalid S...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle. "I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't ac...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has Asparagus disease!

Susan Boyle has Asparagus disease!

Susan Boyle has been diagnosed with a very rare disease which only occurs in the merry month of May and disappears in July when the asparagus season is over. She discovered the disease whilst walking alongside fields of Asparagus that were being p...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

LONDON (TS!) - Singer Susan Boyle says she has been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism which has caused her to scare away men. Boyle told the Observer newspaper that she saw a specialist a year ago, who told her she had Asperger'...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Except for the weight problem, no one really expected Rosie O' Donnell to play the 52-year-old singer. "I can lip sync the songs. I can do a good job with all the material Susan has", stated O'Donnell. "Leave it to me. I'll do a good job. It's a...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile

Popular singing sensation and "Britain's Got Premium Rate Phone Lines" runner-up Susan Boyle (known as SuBo to her friends or "Mad Scottish Woman" to her detractors), has thrown her weight - thought to be approaching 14 stone - into the foray regardi...
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Funny story: Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States Could Be Heading To UK

Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States Could Be Heading To UK

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed to the UK. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying in exc...
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Funny story: Death of Ernest Borgnine causes re-casting nightmare for Susan Boyle biopic

Death of Ernest Borgnine causes re-casting nightmare for Susan Boyle biopic

The sudden death of Ernest Borgnine, the craggily faced and larger than life screen star known for his roles as an ugly villain but who did win an Oscar as a lovesick butcher in "Marty" in 1955, has caused a casting headache for the producers of the...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

In scenes straight out of the Marvel's Avengers Assemble, Susan Boyle in a fit of rage destroyed the nation of Scotland over the weekend, but luckily there were no fatalities. Following months of gruelling work, SuBo as she is known to her fans had b...
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Funny story: A Very Angry Mel Gibson States That The Rumor About Him and Susan Boyle Is Absolutely False

A Very Angry Mel Gibson States That The Rumor About Him and Susan Boyle Is Absolutely False

BEVERLY HILLS - Mel Gibson was getting his hair cut at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon when he was asked about the rumor regarding him and Susan Boyle who allegedly had been seen camping together at Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. Gibson t...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Launches a Rival to "The Voice" - With Laxatives and Indian Curry

Simon Cowell Launches a Rival to "The Voice" - With Laxatives and Indian Curry

In a move that has stunned the entertainment world, Simon Cowell has shown that he is still one step ahead of the competition. From LA to London, media were reporting on one story which broke early morning LA time, about a brand new TV format that is...
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Funny story: 'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Sources have revealed that Blur have chosen to revamp the 1981 comedy hit 'Shaddap You Face' by Joe Dolce for the official theme of the London 2012 Olympics. Damon Allbran, a long time devotee of Dolce, is known to have wanted to cover the sidespl...
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Funny story: Chaz Bono Dumps Fiancée Jennifer Elia and Says That It Was Not Because of Susan Boyle

Chaz Bono Dumps Fiancée Jennifer Elia and Says That It Was Not Because of Susan Boyle

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is still a little upset at not making it into the finals of this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. The former daughter and now son of 60s singing icon Cher, who was 50 percent of the singing duo of Sonny & Cher rec...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Admits That She Thinks Chaz Bono Is Extremely Cute

Susan Boyle Admits That She Thinks Chaz Bono Is Extremely Cute

CHATTANOOGA - Scottish songstress Susan Boyle recently performed at a sold-out concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga Tennessee. Ms. Boyle, a native of Blackburn West Lothian, Scotland gave the cheering crowd three encores incl...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle to marry Paul Gascoigne

Susan Boyle to marry Paul Gascoigne

Winner of the X-Factor and now international megastar, Susan Boyle, has been on the look out for Mr Right for some time, and has now abandoned her search in favour of Paul Gascoigne. "He's not Mr Right," said Boyle through an interpreter, "but he'...
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Funny story: SuBo denies resemblence to the Titanic

SuBo denies resemblence to the Titanic

Singer Susan Boyle has denied reports in today's Star that she was once mistaken for the wreck of the Titanic, stolen from the North Atlantic by scrap dealers last week then damaged in an episode of BBC's Top Gear. The Star claims Ms Boyle, who w...
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Funny story: SuBo: The Rod Stewart Covers

SuBo: The Rod Stewart Covers

Simon Cowell has today announced details of the forthcoming album by singer Susan Boyle, winner of last year's "Britain's Got Talent... honest". Boyle, 50, from West Lothian, fresh from her marathon tour of the US and being tipped for Broadway su...
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