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Gayle Newland is accepted in UK survivor

Funny story: Gayle Newland is accepted in UK survivor

Its the Survivor moment fans have been waiting for-- an eight year reality TV survivor, starring Gayle Newland. Newland will spend eight years stuck on a tropical Island with several gorgeous women in a Kardashian style TV reality series. It'...

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Kardashians Sign Deal for Survivor 25 - Death Valley

Funny story: Kardashians Sign Deal for Survivor 25 - Death Valley

Already setting up in the harsh desert of Death Valley, the Kardashian family with their less than photogenic accompaniment of husbands arrived unscathed at their central campsite to begin season 25 of the Survivor television series. Emotional fi...

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Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

Funny story: Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

It's official. The new Survivor-Kid series takes off in 2011 with a well-buffed Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and her muy macho tomboy tribe taking on a girly-girl Suri Cruise and her princess tribe. "It's great. We're gonna break the ratings ceiling", said...

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Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Funny story: Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Jeff Probst, hit television series host for the Survivor franchise has the unenviable task of distancing himself from contestants, especially when some of them look pretty good in a bikini. "Sometimes the distance isn't all that great", says assis...

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Survivor Nicaragua: Snails, Alligator Shoes, and Gay Accusations

Funny story: Survivor Nicaragua: Snails, Alligator Shoes, and Gay Accusations

SAN JUAN DEL SUR, Nicaragua - Jill Behm of Pennsylvania and ex-Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson offer South Dakota's Holly Hoffman some of their lovely, nutritious snails. Holly goes ballistic. The 44-year-old Hoffman starts yelling, shouting, a...

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Survivor Nicaragua: The Beginning - The Bellyaching and The Whining

Funny story: Survivor Nicaragua: The Beginning - The Bellyaching and The Whining

SAN JUAN DEL SUR, Nicaragua - And so starts the 21st edition of the thrilling jungle show Survivor and this installment is called Survivor Nicaragua. Jeff Probst is once again your courageous host. Probst says that during the entire 21 seasons he...

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Survivor: Nicaragua - The 2010 Cast Has Finally Been Announced

Funny story: Survivor: Nicaragua - The 2010 Cast Has Finally Been Announced

LOS ANGELES - After months and months of back and forth speculation, it is now official. The cast of Survivor: Nicaragua has finally been announced. Host Jeff Pobst has said that the two tribes will be the Espada Tribe and the La Flor tribe. Lead...

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Survivor England Heats Up

Funny story: Survivor England Heats Up

Host Jeff Probst has announced that Survivor England is now entering into the final weeks of competitions that will select this year's champion. "We are now down to three contestants: David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg." "Previous winn...

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Survivor Samoa: "It Does Not Effen Taste Like Chicken, It's A Friggin' Rat!"

Funny story: Survivor Samoa: "It Does Not Effen Taste Like Chicken, It's A Friggin' Rat!"

OPOLU ISLAND, Samoa - The petite, bikini-clad Southern gal Natalie hunts, stalks, traps and finally shoots a raging rat. The others see it as a varmint, but Natty the Belle of the South sees it as dinner. And although not quite in the Big Mac leag...

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Industry Baffled at Survivor Season Premiere's High Ratings

Funny story: Industry Baffled at Survivor Season Premiere's High Ratings

Television ratings system experts frenetically scrambled last night to determine if their measurement technologies had failed after reports that the premiere of Survivor Samoa managed to win its time period. The reality competition, now in its 19...

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New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

Funny story: New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

Moving away from its tropical island format, the "Survivor" reality show's 34th season will be held in a tenement in the South Side of Chicago. "We felt we needed a bit more danger in the show as well as a change of scene," said LeRoy Brown, the s...

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'Survivor' The Bush Legacy - A New Reality Series

Funny story: 'Survivor' The Bush Legacy - A New Reality Series

In this years revised version of the reality series 'Survivor', the new format depicts nations and how they have fared through world changing events. The theme of the first season is 'Survivor- the Bush Legacy' showing how individual nations have...

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Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Funny story: Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Top TV Survivalist Grizzly Rotisserie was rushed to Homerton Hospital, Hackney in the early hours of this morning after being found slumped in a Well Street shop doorway suffering from malnutrition, dehydration, delerium, and chapped lips. Rotisss...

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Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything." (Hollywood--CA) Th...

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Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Funny story: Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Quebec, Canada (IPP) - Quebec authorities report that Survivorman star, Les Stroud, was eaten by a large clam on Cocos Island in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. A spokesman for Les Stroud stated that the star of "Survivorman" was cooking a large clam...

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John McCain To Join Game Show "Survivor"

Funny story: John McCain To Join Game Show "Survivor"

(Washington, D.C.) In a move that may be as advised as the Bush administration's "Mission Accomplished" declaration of 2003, presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain held a press conference stating that h...

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GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.

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Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Funny story: Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Paradise, California - What parent has not had to face a strain on their purse strings and struggled to make toys their kids want so much appear under the tree a real Christmas miracle this year? Checking his wallet, Frederick Dominguez, father of t...

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