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Funny story: Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

It's official. The new Survivor-Kid series takes off in 2011 with a well-buffed Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and her muy macho tomboy tribe taking on a girly-girl Suri Cruise and her princess tribe. "It's great. We're gonna break the ratings ceiling", said...
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Funny story: Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Jeff Probst, hit television series host for the Survivor franchise has the unenviable task of distancing himself from contestants, especially when some of them look pretty good in a bikini. "Sometimes the distance isn't all that great", says assis...
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Funny story: Survivor Nicaragua: Snails, Alligator Shoes, and Gay Accusations

Survivor Nicaragua: Snails, Alligator Shoes, and Gay Accusations

SAN JUAN DEL SUR, Nicaragua - Jill Behm of Pennsylvania and ex-Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson offer South Dakota's Holly Hoffman some of their lovely, nutritious snails. Holly goes ballistic. The 44-year-old Hoffman starts yelling, shouting, a...
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Funny story: Survivor Nicaragua: The Beginning - The Bellyaching and The Whining

Survivor Nicaragua: The Beginning - The Bellyaching and The Whining

SAN JUAN DEL SUR, Nicaragua - And so starts the 21st edition of the thrilling jungle show Survivor and this installment is called Survivor Nicaragua. Jeff Probst is once again your courageous host. Probst says that during the entire 21 seasons he...
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Funny story: Survivor: Nicaragua - The 2010 Cast Has Finally Been Announced

Survivor: Nicaragua - The 2010 Cast Has Finally Been Announced

LOS ANGELES - After months and months of back and forth speculation, it is now official. The cast of Survivor: Nicaragua has finally been announced. Host Jeff Pobst has said that the two tribes will be the Espada Tribe and the La Flor tribe. Lead...
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Funny story: Survivor England Heats Up

Survivor England Heats Up

Host Jeff Probst has announced that Survivor England is now entering into the final weeks of competitions that will select this year's champion. "We are now down to three contestants: David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg." "Previous winn...
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Funny story: Survivor Samoa: "It Does Not Effen Taste Like Chicken, It's A Friggin' Rat!"

Survivor Samoa: "It Does Not Effen Taste Like Chicken, It's A Friggin' Rat!"

OPOLU ISLAND, Samoa - The petite, bikini-clad Southern gal Natalie hunts, stalks, traps and finally shoots a raging rat. The others see it as a varmint, but Natty the Belle of the South sees it as dinner. And although not quite in the Big Mac leag...
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Funny story: Industry Baffled at Survivor Season Premiere's High Ratings

Industry Baffled at Survivor Season Premiere's High Ratings

Television ratings system experts frenetically scrambled last night to determine if their measurement technologies had failed after reports that the premiere of Survivor Samoa managed to win its time period. The reality competition, now in its 19...
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Funny story: New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

Moving away from its tropical island format, the reality show, "Survivor" will be held in a tenement in the South Side of Chicago next season. "We felt we needed a bit more danger in the show as well as a change of scene," said LeRoy Brown, the...
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Funny story: 'Survivor' The Bush Legacy - A New Reality Series

'Survivor' The Bush Legacy - A New Reality Series

In this years revised version of the reality series 'Survivor', the new format depicts nations and how they have fared through world changing events. The theme of the first season is 'Survivor- the Bush Legacy' showing how individual nations have...
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Funny story: Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Survivalist Found In Bad Way

Top TV Survivalist Grizzly Rotisserie was rushed to Homerton Hospital, Hackney in the early hours of this morning after being found slumped in a Well Street shop doorway suffering from malnutrition, dehydration, delerium, and chapped lips. Rotisss...
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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything." (Hollywood--CA) Th...
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Funny story: Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Quebec, Canada (IPP) - Quebec authorities report that Survivorman star, Les Stroud, was eaten by a large clam on Cocos Island in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. A spokesman for Les Stroud stated that the star of "Survivorman" was cooking a large clam...
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Funny story: John McCain To Join Game Show "Survivor"

John McCain To Join Game Show "Survivor"

(Washington, D.C.) In a move that may be as advised as the Bush administration's "Mission Accomplished" declaration of 2003, presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain held a press conference stating that h...
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Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.
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Funny story: Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Paradise, California - What parent has not had to face a strain on their purse strings and struggled to make toys their kids want so much appear under the tree a real Christmas miracle this year? Checking his wallet, Frederick Dominguez, father of t...
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Funny story: Japanese probe transmits images of earth from moon's surface; Survivor host, Jeff Probst, has one more episode left: Survival XIII: Earth

Japanese probe transmits images of earth from moon's surface; Survivor host, Jeff Probst, has one more episode left: Survival XIII: Earth

Hollywood, California - A Japanese lunar probe transmitting images of Earth from the surface of the moon has given Survivor host, Jeff Probst, another gig, one which may very well be the final installment of the successful Survivor series, Survivor X...
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Funny story: Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

(Baton Rouge--LA) It was a gathering of Hollywood's best with federal and state governments' not bad in the state capital of Louisiana as Mark Burnett announced that Survivor 2009 would be in New Orleans. Ray Nagin, Mayor of the hurricane rav...
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