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Funny story: Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks. "From what I have read and talked with others, apparently t...
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Funny story: Controversial Radio Show Pits Teens In A Fight To The Death For Tickets To The Premiere Of The Hunger Games

Controversial Radio Show Pits Teens In A Fight To The Death For Tickets To The Premiere Of The Hunger Games

JONESBORO, AR--As anticipation for the long-waited movie adaptation of Suzanne Collins' bestselling novel The Hunger Games reached a fever pitch on Monday, local Arkansas radio station 100.5 FM The Eagle knew it had to take advantage of this incredib...
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Funny story: 2012 Mayan Prophecy: The End Of The World - A 'How To Survive' Guide

2012 Mayan Prophecy: The End Of The World - A 'How To Survive' Guide

It's a fact. The world is ending this year, or so say the experts who are pretending they can read the ancient texts of the Mayan people, that long ago vanished Mesoamerican tribe. So, I thought it would be prudent to cover a few final points before the destruction of mankind. And if I can, help you survive it. This is my 'How To' guide in how to survive the apocalypse. Hold on tight,...
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Funny story: Man VS Wild Epidemic: Several Admitted To Mental Institution

Man VS Wild Epidemic: Several Admitted To Mental Institution

Scores of citizens in the city of Sofia, Bulgaria were said to be admitted to a local mental institution, in what is being described as a strangely bizarre epidemic known as: Man VS Wild Syndrome. In reference to the popular Discovery Channel tele...
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Funny story: How The World Will End: A Bleak Look Towards Man's Destiny

How The World Will End: A Bleak Look Towards Man's Destiny

The year is 2014. Many things have happened between now and then. Most of them not pretty. Stan Grimshaw was ready. He had read all the books, seen the movies. He was prepared for any eventuality. His friends told him he was mad for stockpiling every tinned foodstuff known to man. He spent hours pondering over each purchase, looking for the longest possible shelf life available. Soups,...
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Funny story: Stranded Former Spice Girl Björk Removes Bunion from Foot with Swiss Army Knife

Stranded Former Spice Girl Björk Removes Bunion from Foot with Swiss Army Knife

Former Spice Girl, Björk Guðmundsdóttir, performed surgery on herself after being stranded in Iceland's Jökulsárgljúfur National Park for the past four days. According to her publicist, Ms. Guðmundsdóttir was hiking when she lost her sense of dire...
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Funny story: Experts confirm "lembit opik" species facing extinction after last surviving member ponders survivalist challenge

Experts confirm "lembit opik" species facing extinction after last surviving member ponders survivalist challenge

LONDON, UK: At a Human Survival conference held here yesterday, anthropologists and paleontologists alike confirmed the potential extinction of yet another species. Despite a rare sighting of possibly the last surviving member of the tribe, experts...
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Funny story: How to Survive Overseas for Idiots (namely, you)

How to Survive Overseas for Idiots (namely, you)

Never go outside at night, its when the bogeyman roams and witches eat children who stay up too late and werewolves come out Suggestions are italicized. -The airplane has taken off, you're flying, and... The plane starts to shake. Turbulence gets worse, and then the plane is plummeting towards earth. When this happens, go to the bathroom, you never know when you'll get a chance to do so on t...
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Funny story: Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

PAPUA, New Guinea -- A totally spent man who survived a 40-day ordeal arrived safely in Honiara yesterday, said authorities. Peter Chisolm, a retired naval officer from East New Britain, was lost for nearly six weeks before being found by villager...
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