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Funny story: People have a favourite number

People have a favourite number

With most of the important subjects having been covered a PhD student in Manchester has researched the inclination of people to have a favourite number, and see it wherever they go. "My doctorate is in people's predilection for seeing their favour...
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Funny story: Younger Pimps Support Obamacare, Gay Marriage

Younger Pimps Support Obamacare, Gay Marriage

A recent Dew research poll has uncovered some surprising results. The annual Pimp Poll, in which 1,000 pimps across the country are asked their opinions on various issues, shows that pimps under the age of 35 lean Democratic and support Obamacare...
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Funny story: Some Walmarts Will Begin Selling Automobiles

Some Walmarts Will Begin Selling Automobiles

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's largest retail giant is getting ready to revolutionize the retail store industry. Walmart Spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace has unveiled Walmart's new "We Got It All" policy by revealing that the retail franchis...
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Funny story: Trousers top the list of most useful clothing item

Trousers top the list of most useful clothing item

Many thought the bra would have been the most useful invention invented by the inventive. However, it has been pipped to the top of the clothing pops by trousers. Researchers for Hi! magazine who conducted the survey think that this was because most...
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Funny story: Three quarters of Britons are happy

Three quarters of Britons are happy

In a recent survey, it was discovered that seventy-five percent of Britons are happy. However, a second survey conducted by a different survey company discovered that they could find nobody who'd been asked by the previous survey whether they were ha...
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Funny story: Cross dressers make the best husbands

Cross dressers make the best husbands

A poll from a leading Women's magazine has revealed that cross dressers make the best husbands. "Even the gay ones," said Kay Bored, editor of women's magazine I'm a Woman. "Obviously in a civil partnership." The study was quite revealing acco...
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Funny story: Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

New York, NY--According to a new report by Columbia University, the phrase 'For real', originally devised by inner-city dwellers to convey truthfulness or legitimacy, is now solely used as a device to feign emotions and disguise dishonesty. "Our s...
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Funny story: Most Useless Gadget? It's The Fondue Set

Most Useless Gadget? It's The Fondue Set

Top of the list of unused household gadgets is the fondue set, according to new research. Apparently, we Brits spend £900 million a year on gadgets we rarely use. Having obtained a fondue set - usually as a wedding present - we tend to leave th...
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Funny story: The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Hospital Local Elections Survey

The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Hospital Local Elections Survey

Bartholomew Uttersthwaite had originally been out on his mission to obtain the views of the Nottingham public, on the upcoming Local Elections, but suffered failure in that attempt. Bartholomew Utterswaite Column - Local Eklections Survey Hence this, his second effort, done during his stay in ward E19 of the QMC hospital in Nottingham, as a result of his first attempt. As soon as he started to...
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Funny story: The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their list of The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012. Magazine Editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 88, pointed out that this year a total of 917,361 people responded to The Adult Beverage Magazine Rate The Drinks Survey. People from every state in the union participated in the survey. The Rate The Drinks Survey committee executive senior director Gen...
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Funny story: Women Who Love Cleaning

Women Who Love Cleaning

A third of women secretly love cleaning, a survey has revealed. The results of research by pharmaceutical manufacturers, Thornton and Ross, show that many women find giving the house a once-over "satisfying" or a "therapeutic" expererience. But...
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Funny story: Passing the time is the new pastime

Passing the time is the new pastime

More people than ever before now spend most of their spare time 'passing time'. In a recent European survey of several thousand people (who were just hanging about), over 90% of them said their main pastime was passing the time. "A few years ag...
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Funny story: Jeans influence how much sleep you need

Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...
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Funny story: Britain's favourite meal is... Brunch!

Britain's favourite meal is... Brunch!

The UK is going bonkers for brunch according to a new survey. 42% of Brits no longer eat breakfast while a staggering 98% have taken up the mid-morning meal instead to save time. Kate Tin of Durex who ran the poll explained the findings 'People...
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Funny story: Worthing Voted World's Most Liveable City

Worthing Voted World's Most Liveable City

Whilst you may never have thought of Worthing as a 'city', an international panel of Pikey travellers has decided otherwise. In a recent liveability survey, carried out by the Pikey Ford Transit Van Club of Europe and The Americas, the former West S...
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Funny story: White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background. "We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...
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Funny story: Survey Proves Surveys Prove Nothing

Survey Proves Surveys Prove Nothing

A new poll has thrown doubt on the results of thousands of surveys which claim to reflect the moods and tastes of the nation. This latest survey, carried out by PollsRUs for EIF News & Features, questioned several local people and came up with...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Isle of Moan

Isle of Wight News - Isle of Moan

The Isle of Wight has tied with the Isle of Man to become England's whiniest places. "I think it's a disgrace," said spokesperson for Tourism and Excuses, Tom Bowler. "This survey has been conducted by some Australian group who came at it from the...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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