A poll from a leading Women's magazine has revealed that cross dressers make the best husbands.
"Even the gay ones," said Kay Bored, editor of women's magazine I'm a Woman. "Obviously in a civil partnership."
The study was quite revealing acco...
New York, NY--According to a new report by Columbia University, the phrase 'For real', originally devised by inner-city dwellers to convey truthfulness or legitimacy, is now solely used as a device to feign emotions and disguise dishonesty.
"Our s...
Top of the list of unused household gadgets is the fondue set, according to new research.
Apparently, we Brits spend £900 million a year on gadgets we rarely use.
Having obtained a fondue set - usually as a wedding present - we tend to leave th...
Bartholomew Uttersthwaite had originally been out on his mission to obtain the views of the Nottingham public, on the upcoming Local Elections, but suffered failure in that attempt. Bartholomew Utterswaite Column - Local Eklections Survey Hence this, his second effort, done during his stay in ward E19 of the QMC hospital in Nottingham, as a result of his first attempt.
As soon as he started to...
Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their list of The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012.
Magazine Editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 88, pointed out that this year a total of 917,361 people responded to The Adult Beverage Magazine Rate The Drinks Survey.
People from every state in the union participated in the survey. The Rate The Drinks Survey committee executive senior director Gen...
A third of women secretly love cleaning, a survey has revealed.
The results of research by pharmaceutical manufacturers, Thornton and Ross, show that many women find giving the house a once-over "satisfying" or a "therapeutic" expererience.
But...
More people than ever before now spend most of their spare time 'passing time'.
In a recent European survey of several thousand people (who were just hanging about), over 90% of them said their main pastime was passing the time.
"A few years ag...
A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts.
Researchers planned to su...
The UK is going bonkers for brunch according to a new survey.
42% of Brits no longer eat breakfast while a staggering 98% have taken up the mid-morning meal instead to save time.
Kate Tin of Durex who ran the poll explained the findings 'People...
Whilst you may never have thought of Worthing as a 'city', an international panel of Pikey travellers has decided otherwise. In a recent liveability survey, carried out by the Pikey Ford Transit Van Club of Europe and The Americas, the former West S...
In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background.
"We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...
A new poll has thrown doubt on the results of thousands of surveys which claim to reflect the moods and tastes of the nation.
This latest survey, carried out by PollsRUs for EIF News & Features, questioned several local people and came up with...
The Isle of Wight has tied with the Isle of Man to become England's whiniest places.
"I think it's a disgrace," said spokesperson for Tourism and Excuses, Tom Bowler. "This survey has been conducted by some Australian group who came at it from the...
In a recent, totally impartial survey by English people, England was overwhelmingly voted as the best country in the world.
One of the reasons England scored so high was our inventive skills. Amongst many other things, we invented time. Without time nothing else could be invented, so by default we pretty much invented everything.
We invented America, Australia, and Canada, (apart from the sh...
After extensive research by the Portsmouth Institute for Social Sciences it has been determined that colour bias - the preference for one colour over another - is universal.
"We have used several hundred paint colour charts from a variety of manuf...
A recent survey of maths teachers at secondary schools in England has revealed that nearly ninety percent believe themselves to be above average. Worst still, they have been told that ninety percent believe themselves to be above average, and do not...
A recent nation wide survey has produced worrying results for Ed Milliband and the Labour Party.
An Ipsos Mori poll commissioned amongst Labour voters has revealed that the party is an even worse state than previously feared.
55% of those polle...
A survey was recently conducted throughout colleges in Europe and America to find out the world's PERFECT GENTLEMAN past and present. Females of all ages, mostly in the 18-30 group were asked to read biographical material on a list of twenty subjects. Physical descriptions were kept to a minimum to hide the subjects' identities.
Candidates were asked to mark in terms of (1) looks (2) sex appe...