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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes watched 7-year-old daughter Suri board and a plane to visit her father out West in Tinsel Town. After Suri left, Katie broke down and said that she cannot stand being alone and wants to get together with some guy but p...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes: Russell Brand Is Not My New Boyfriend

Katie Holmes: Russell Brand Is Not My New Boyfriend

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri flew down to Mexico to go piƱata shopping. Mother and daughter stayed at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and former Ame...
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Funny story: Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...
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Funny story: Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has said that filing for divorce from Tom (Cruise) is like having the weight of 500 pizzas lifted off her feminine shoulders. She spoke with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said that had she kn...
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Funny story: Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has made no bones about the fact that she has always hated her daughter Suri's first name. Holmes recently spoke with Tafetta Kixx of iRumors and informed her that she is planning on legally changing her daughter's nam...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor mills from the Left Coast to the East Coast and down to the Third Coast (Texas) are working overtime as Katie Holmes, 33, has filed for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise, 49. Every single entertainment new...
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Funny story: "Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

"Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

Adult protesters were busy in Zuccotti Park in downtown NY as a group of babies and toddlers marched uptown to 58th Street and Fifth Avenue to the world's most famous toy store in order to stage a protest all their own. The kids voiced lots of...
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Funny story: Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...
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Funny story: Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Paramedics rushed to the Californian Mansion of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes today after a panicked plea from Suri Holmes was picked up by one of her FaceBook friends on her social networking site. "Help, I've fallen whilst trying to get to the loo...
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Funny story: FBI Continues Scientology Investigation: Questions Suri Homes Over Claims She Forced Parents to Work 20 Hours a Day to Support Her Lifestyle!

FBI Continues Scientology Investigation: Questions Suri Homes Over Claims She Forced Parents to Work 20 Hours a Day to Support Her Lifestyle!

Reports surfaced today that the FBI has been clandestinely investigating the super secretive Scientology cult for the past year over claims of physical abuse and labor violations made by former members and parents of precocious children. Now i...
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Funny story: MI5 Contracts Victoria Beckham to Produce Accessory "Spy Inna Bag" Wheeled Carryall!

MI5 Contracts Victoria Beckham to Produce Accessory "Spy Inna Bag" Wheeled Carryall!

Following close on the heels of a sell out of her new line of handbags, starting at $1,500 and topping out at $25,000, a spokesman for Victoria at "Beckham's Bags" announced today a new government contract for a wheeled version of "The Get Away", s...
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Funny story: Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

Approved by top child psycho-logist: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise to face-off in new Survivor-Kid series

It's official. The new Survivor-Kid series takes off in 2011 with a well-buffed Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and her muy macho tomboy tribe taking on a girly-girl Suri Cruise and her princess tribe. "It's great. We're gonna break the ratings ceiling", said...
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Funny story: HSM 15 to Feature Suri Cruise, Shiloh Jolie and Jayden Spears

HSM 15 to Feature Suri Cruise, Shiloh Jolie and Jayden Spears

Disney is already planning to extend the High School Musical movie franchise well into the next decade, with advance contracts being offered for child stars who aren't even actors yet. Sparking a frenzy of activity from Hollywood celebrity moms look...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Not Keeping Wife Katie Holmes A Prisoner Says Jada Pinkett Smith

Tom Cruise Not Keeping Wife Katie Holmes A Prisoner Says Jada Pinkett Smith

Jada Pinkett Smith, wife of actor and rapper Will Smith, says that reports that Tom Cruise is keeping his wife a virtual prisoner are not true. "Katie Holmes is not a prisoner in her home or a prisoner to a relition. Tom does not use the baby...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt to audition for Larry Birkhead role in Dannielynn the Movie

Brad Pitt to audition for Larry Birkhead role in Dannielynn the Movie

Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): A consortium of movie backers is wooing Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt to audition for the lead role of Larry Birkhead in the forthcoming film Dannielynn the Movie.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

(Los Angeles--CA) Who was that little man coming out of a Starbucks on Wilshire Boulevard wearing a beret and shouting lines from Jean Paul Sartre's play "No Exit" mixed with profanity 2AM New Year's Day? According to TheSmokingGun.
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