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Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has reportedly gone in to have what The Rice Paddy National News Agency is referring to as minor surgery. The Rice Paddy has stated that Kim Jong Un had been complaining of a problem with his thro...
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Funny story: Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...
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Funny story: Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Everyone knows that Woody Allen has a great brain and has made some great movies but Allen's body began playing out at 16 or 17 years old. The solution may be a new body being planned by scientists in New Orleans. Allen is paying millions requesti...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery

TOLEDO, Ohio - Angelina Jolie and her half dozen children were in Toledo visiting The Tricycle Museum. Jolie said that her kids had been wanting to visit the famous museum since they heard David Letterman talking about it with country music artist...
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Funny story: Horrible, Dreaded Disease Afflicts NBC Newsman On Show

Horrible, Dreaded Disease Afflicts NBC Newsman On Show

On Today's Meet The Press there was a discussion of why Pope Francis was chosen to be Time magazine's Man of the Year and appear on its cover. Host David Gregory stated that Time had also considered Edward Snowden, who worked for a company that was...
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Funny story: Didn't he ever hear of Viagra?

Didn't he ever hear of Viagra?

DANBURY, Conn. (AP) - Police say a Danbury woman and a surgeon were charged after her 39 year old husband was punished with an electric shock device implanted in his penis intended to end a long-time affair. Forty-three-year-old Yolanda Montanez i...
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Funny story: I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

A patient at a Las Vegas Hospital is suing them for over a million dollars after she charged them with "taking advantage of her" while she was undergoing brain surgery. "They didn't know that I was awake during the whole time. All that stuff they...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
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Funny story: Doctors Optimistic About Man's Reattachment Surgery Following Tragic Waxing Accident

Doctors Optimistic About Man's Reattachment Surgery Following Tragic Waxing Accident

Louie Toon said he just wanted to get "groomed up" to surprise his girlfriend, but now the 27-year-old man is facing major reattachment surgery following a tragic accident while undergoing a Brazilian waxing treatment. "The first time they rippe...
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Funny story: Surgeons accidentally give transplant patient "evil hand"

Surgeons accidentally give transplant patient "evil hand"

There was embarrassment at a specialist hospital in Bradford today when it was revealed that following a 6 hour operation to give patient Robert Handy a new hand, surgeons had accidentally given him the hand of a criminal. Mr. Handy lost his left...
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Funny story: My Life as a Man #34

My Life as a Man #34

When having an 8 1/2" pecker is a bad thing! It is 3:37 in the morning and I cannot get to sleep. I'm going to the Veterans Hospital this morning to have a cystoscopy done to find out where, exactly, the "abnormal" cells are coming from that they found in my urine. I had bladder cancer way back in 1991 and went through surgery to remove the tumors, then came radiation and chemotherapy. I was...
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Funny story: Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Washington DC - After announcing the success of his "make it fail" program, Rush celebrated on air by swallowing a whole apple. At first he felt fine. Then the listeners heard sirens as Rush was rushed to the hospital for surgery. Rush is in fine...
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Funny story: Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

With many Americans unable to change life long eating habits, a new medical procedure coupled with prosthetic pants may be the desirable answer. Developed by Dr. C. Emmett Sakatt a colorectal surgical specialist with extraordinarily long fingers,...
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Funny story: Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

STANFORD, Calif. -- Angelina and Angelica Suduko no longer have to spend every waking and sleeping moment together. However, hospital staff report that they only wish to be together, and this is not necessarily sitting well with the parents. After...
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Funny story: A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - Due to the horrible state of the nation's economy many people are trying to find ways to save money. Some are making their own tomato juice by using one part ketchup to 600 parts water. A couple in New Hampshire rented out t...
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Funny story: Rude Doctors Breed Bad Health, Says Surgeon

Rude Doctors Breed Bad Health, Says Surgeon

Polite doctors produce healthier patients, studies of staff behaviour in hospitals have found. Andrew Klein, an American liver surgeon, writing in the Archives of Surgery, said doctors who were rude to staff negatively affected operations. "Wel...
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Funny story: Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' leaders today angrily reacted to the news that they were to be treated like every other poor sod. Senior GPs and Consultants looked up from charging around in Range Rovers, guzzling Claret and refusing to do home visits long enough to not...
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