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Funny story:  Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...
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Funny story:  A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

Plastic surgeons from around the world are keen to read this rare medical journal and study the methods used hundreds of years ago. A number of them have organized a seminar and the journal will be the focus of their studies. It's reported that...
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Funny story:  Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Today President Bush announced during a press conference held at the White House that a distinguished English Surgeon, who holds dual citizenship in the United States, would take the helm of the Government's highest medical authority.
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Funny story:  Equestrian VII

Equestrian VII

'I am sure Surgeon Alistair and Veterinary Rufus will back me up if I say that our Jennet, men have renamed her Janet, is regularly seen by both of them, and medically douched on weekly bases for VD prevention. Additionally, the jennet's presence is informally legalized by attributing her to Division Commanding General's benevolent wife who once ran into this little cute jennet s...
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Funny story:  Surgeons Amputate Man's Head

Surgeons Amputate Man's Head

Los Angeles: In an astonishing indictment of the state of American medical care, a 44 year old man from Santa Monica, CA was accidentally decapitated by his surgeons.
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Funny story:  Surgeons "stealing body parts"

Surgeons "stealing body parts"

As the Government announced another inquiry into hospitals stealing body parts, it has come to light that surgeons in yet another hospital in London have been up to no good. In order to finance their country club, golfing, first class airfare life,
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Funny story:  Teach Yourself  Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Reed Reed (real name), author of the blockbuster booklet, "Learn Nuclear Physics During Springer" has once again blown the lid off the New Jersey Times Bestseller list with his hot new booklet (illegal in 17 states) "Teach...
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Funny story:  New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.
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Funny story:  Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

US Surgeons today were reported to be investing in hardware giants, Lowes and Home Depot to off-set costs of expensive surgery and repair damaged reputations. The move comes in the wake of a NY Times report last Saturday that surgeons were investing...
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Funny story:  Jackson Sues Doctor

Jackson Sues Doctor

Well just when you thought it was over...Janet Jackson is suing her plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven M. Hoefflin. Dr. Hoefflin is the original "Doc Hollywood", the cosmetic surgeon to the stars.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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