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Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

A Harley Street surgeon has made history by joining his parents' hands together in a unique operation. Dr Jason Perrglew was originally one of a pair of Siamese twins born in 1973. They were joined at the head, but had to be separated when they we...

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Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...

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A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

Funny story: A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

Plastic surgeons from around the world are keen to read this rare medical journal and study the methods used hundreds of years ago. A number of them have organized a seminar and the journal will be the focus of their studies. It's reported that...

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Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Funny story: Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Today President Bush announced during a press conference held at the White House that a distinguished English Surgeon, who holds dual citizenship in the United States, would take the helm of the Government's highest medical authority.

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Equestrian VII

'I am sure Surgeon Alistair and Veterinary Rufus will back me up if I say that our Jennet, men have renamed her Janet, is regularly seen by both of them, and medically douched on weekly bases for VD prevention. Additionally, the jennet's presence is informally legalized by attributing her to Division Commanding General's benevolent wife who once ran into this little cute jennet s...

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Surgeons Amputate Man's Head

Funny story: Surgeons Amputate Man's Head

Los Angeles: In an astonishing indictment of the state of American medical care, a 44 year old man from Santa Monica, CA was accidentally decapitated by his surgeons.

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Surgeons "stealing body parts"

Funny story: Surgeons "stealing body parts"

As the Government announced another inquiry into hospitals stealing body parts, it has come to light that surgeons in yet another hospital in London have been up to no good. In order to finance their country club, golfing, first class airfare life,

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Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Funny story: Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Reed Reed (real name), author of the blockbuster booklet, "Learn Nuclear Physics During Springer" has once again blown the lid off the New Jersey Times Bestseller list with his hot new booklet (illegal in 17 states) "Teach...

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New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

Funny story: New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.

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Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

Funny story: Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

US Surgeons today were reported to be investing in hardware giants, Lowes and Home Depot to off-set costs of expensive surgery and repair damaged reputations. The move comes in the wake of a NY Times report last Saturday that surgeons were investing...

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Jackson Sues Doctor

Funny story: Jackson Sues Doctor

Well just when you thought it was over...Janet Jackson is suing her plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven M. Hoefflin. Dr. Hoefflin is the original "Doc Hollywood", the cosmetic surgeon to the stars.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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