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Funny story: Crazy! Now Boffins Say "Eat More Chips"

Crazy! Now Boffins Say "Eat More Chips"

Eating seven or more portions of chips a day is healthier than the five currently recommended portions of fruit and veg and would prolong lives forever, researchers say. A study of 6 men and women indicated the more chips people ate, the less likely...
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Funny story: Blimey! - Now Fresh Fruit Veg and Meat Are Bad For You!

Blimey! - Now Fresh Fruit Veg and Meat Are Bad For You!

Food Writers at the Daily Maile have announced that if people simply cut out fresh meat, fruit and veg from their diet they will probably live forever. The new findings, which are totally made up, say that processed food like burgers and sausages, ch...
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Funny story: SNAP! Republicans Embrace Charles Darwin by Starving the Poor

SNAP! Republicans Embrace Charles Darwin by Starving the Poor

WASHINGTON, D.C.-"It's like a revelation!" said minority whip in the House Kevin McCarthy, of his sudden embrace of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, which he, like many of his fellow Republicans, had formerly described as "godless liberal pseudo...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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