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Funny story: A healthy way to lose weight? Fat chance!

A healthy way to lose weight? Fat chance!

There was uproar last night when it was revealed that receipts from supermarkets are now to contain health warnings for the shopper if their choices are deemed to be unhealthy. There have been accusations that this is just the latest example of the n...
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Funny story: Visions in the Local Supermarket

Visions in the Local Supermarket

I take my lunch at the same time every damn day. At the appointed hour, I rise from my desk and vacate the building as quickly as possible (usually via the 1st floor window). Evading the guard dogs and searchlights, I take a five minute walk across a very busy road to the local Tesco for a sandwich, a packet of crisps and a critique of the human condition. In between bouts of awareness toward...
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Funny story: Self-service at supermarket garage

Self-service at supermarket garage

Motorists can now drive themselves into Morris&Sons garage where self-service is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Customers at Morris&Sons Motors simply queue for the next available inspection pit, pick up a basket containing overa...
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Funny story: Costco woos millennials and illegals

Costco woos millennials and illegals

A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU -- Costco's sales have declined as millennials take their place as adults in society's workforce. Used to living at home and having mom and dad foot their bills, many of the latest generation don't want to own a house, muc...
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Funny story: Horse meat found in Micro Pig value bacon nuggets

Horse meat found in Micro Pig value bacon nuggets

Tests on a major supermarket chain's Value Bacon Nuggets have revealed a micro horse meat content of between 20% and 30%, the Ministry of Food and Fisheries announced this morning. Sources of the meat have been located and are closed pending investi...
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Funny story: Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores

Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores

Lads' bags will not be sold in thousands of Ladl Stores after the company said that most lads look stupid with such bags. Manufacturers of man-bags are angry that their new line in lads' bags is causing such a storm. "We thought they were a g...
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Funny story: Supermarket Music Festivals, like Totally man

Supermarket Music Festivals, like Totally man

The news of the cancellation of the supermarket chain Morrisons' inaugural music festival the other week was met with sadness. Excitement for the other forthcoming supermarket commissioned festivals however has only rocketed. The Morrisons festival, 'MFEST', was to be held in Leeds. As well as offering up cookery workshops with celebrity chef Aldo Zilli and kids' art and craft stalls there was...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart is said to be feeling very down and depressed about the fact that her career has seemed to hit a fortified brick wall. Stewart recently spoke with Barbara Walters on The View a...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

SAN FRANCISCO - Kristen Stewart flew up to San Francisco to get away from the LaLaLand rumor mills. She recently had an incident where she shoved a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? According to the police report Kristen was shoppi...
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Funny story: Supermarket announces new Chimæra food scandal range

Supermarket announces new Chimæra food scandal range

After it was announced this week that luxury supermarket chain Waitrose had joined the latest trend for 'posessed foods', with pork masquerading as beef, Sparks & Mencer have risen to the challenge. Their new ' Chimæra' (or Chimera) range of p...
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Funny story: Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry

Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry

Tesco, Findus, Aldi and other food suppliers named in the recent horsemeat revelations, today formed a consortium to try to re-establish confidence in their beef products, and to put the meat-contamination scandal behind them. 'We do not wish to b...
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver's recipes are less healthy than supermarket junk food!

Jamie Oliver's recipes are less healthy than supermarket junk food!

A survey has proven that beans on toast, pre-packed lasagne and supermarket ready meals in general are far healthier than Jamie Oliver's recipes in his best-seller cookbooks! The people who did the survey also went down to Joe's Trucker Cafe in Ba...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Buys Rob Pattinson A Bentley

Kristen Stewart Buys Rob Pattinson A Bentley

BEVERLY HILLS - Close friends of Twilight star Kristen Stewart have expressed concern and are very worried about her mental, physical, emotional, financial, and geographical state. Lacey "Frilly" Scoffingshaw, who has known K-Stew since their days...
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Funny story: Free food at your supermarket? Every little helps!

Free food at your supermarket? Every little helps!

In a bid to increase its profile, national supermarket chain Asburyco are going to allow those suffering under the cut backs to have free food in a soup kitchen / food parcel kind of arrangement. During daylight hours any participant can go to any...
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Funny story: Fate of Olympic Stadium decided - could Tesco be taking over?

Fate of Olympic Stadium decided - could Tesco be taking over?

In a dramatic move announced today a supermarket in partnership with TV personality Dale Winton, will be taking over the Olympic Stadium used in the recent London Olympics. The left side of the stadium will become one of the popular shops (open 7.
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Funny story: Paper receipts to be phased out by 2020

Paper receipts to be phased out by 2020

The familiar paper receipt that accompanies virtually ever physical store purchase is to be phased out by 2020 when it is expected that the last UK resident without an email address will have died of old age. The plan is, instead, to request an em...
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Funny story: Supermarkets admit to controlling inflation

Supermarkets admit to controlling inflation

The big four supermarkets have come clean and admitted that they, and not the government or the banks, are in control of Britain's inflation figures. "The prices that we charge in our shops," said Tess Coe, spokesperson for Tesbury's, "are the sin...
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Funny story: Love to Love You Baby!

Love to Love You Baby!

In a vain attempt to regain tens of thousands of lost customers and some of it's zero rating credibility after last years so-called, 'price blitz' which saw prices actually skyrocketing, Tesco Supermarkets plan to put 'love' back into the chain. T...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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