After fifty years Clark Kent has handed in his notice at 'The Daily Planet'. The bespectacled farmers son has written a column on nature for the last thirty years but started out in the newsroom. Kent was never very lucky on the news desk and always...
The Man of Steel, Superman, has been grounded amid rumours he is unfit to fly.
"Thanks to WikiLeaks," said Federal Aviation Authority spokesperson, Alex Luther, "we know now that Superman is short sighted, and he does not fly whilst using any visi...
H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.
The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...
The floodgates have opened since one of Obama's former professors gave a negative review of his presidency. Now teachers all over the U.S. are talking about their former students.
But unlike the professor's critique of President Obama, these ar...
Ladies and gentlemen, our dearly beloved Superman is no more. On 32nd March at 14 P.M. GMT, the world will come to a stop to pay him a tribute. We hope everyone of you will join us along with your friends and family. Even if you didn't know him, it is everyone's duty as a human being to show respect to someone so great.
Superman, the man of steel, the awesome-one and the-next-best-thing-since-C...
The Center for Disease Control is investigating mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, who sometimes straps on a cape and claims to be Superman, of the planet Krypton, in connection with the spread of a new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea.
"T...
In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes.
The better their super po...
For years the Man of Steel has saved the world while wearing red trollies over a pair of blue tights.
But from September, Superman will be seen in a more manly pair of turned-up jeans and rugged boots - though the cape and "S" shirt will remain.
Born in 1940, he's on Medicare and is collecting Social Security benefits. But he's still fighting the bad guys.
Green Lantern, in a public appearance related to his new movie (in which he'll be played by Ryan Reynolds), addressed the media in N...
Still wearing the same tried and true, red-and-blue outfit with a splash of yellow, the Man of Steel held a press conference in New York's Grand Central Station yesterday and announced his plans for the future.
Reminding everyone that he made his...
Superman is to quit Metropolis in a surprise reaction to right-wing anger at his plans to be a global citizen.
The Man of Steel, who originally came from the doomed planet Krypton, enraged right-wingers by attending an anti-government protest in T...
Today, after Action Comics announced that Superman will no longer be an American Citizen, their rival, Dysfunctional Comics announced the creation of two new American superheroes which they believe will be much more beneficial to today's American soc...
British actor, Henry Cavill is to reprise the role of Superman in the upcoming movie, "Superman - Man Of Steel." Unfortunately, most people don't know who Henry Cavill is.
What is known about Cavill, is that he once portrayed a character, Charles...
In a move to help quell the uproar over airport full-body scanners, Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano put in a personal call to the Man of Steel asking for help.
The growing backlash from both passengers and pilots prompted an...
With the increase in the number of mobile (cell) phones across the world, there has been a corresponding drop in the number of phone booths (call boxes). This has forced Superman to become more inventive in his choice of places to get changed.
Ini...
Fabric from the planet Krypton, home of celebrity crime-fighter Superman, has been shown to literally stop bullets in tests carried out by UK scientists at BAE systems in Bristol. A scrap of the material was provided by reporter Clark Kent, known ass...
Commuters at Grand Central Station in New York City yesterday were startled to see Little Red Riding Hood holding a press conference at the information desk. She wants the world to know that she's getting a makeover.
Wearing her trusty hooded re...
Houston, TX-- NASA's Kepler Mission made a remarkable discovery in Outer Space today. The Kepler Mission spotted three legendary planets--Krypton, Vulcan and Gallifrey. All three planets are well known to science-fiction fans, although their existe...