Popular Nintendo character Super Mario has been elected into Italy's top office to help get them out of their economic hole.
"It's a good a job I am so good at collecting them there coins, eh?" said Mario Monti. "I collect them and I put them into...
Hot on the heels of the successful launch of their 3DS line of handheld gaming consoles, Nintendo has already announced their next venture into pocket gaming. The "3DS XL Lite Advance 64" will revolutionize handheld and interactive gaming.
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