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10 Facts About AVB

After the sacking of AVB from CFC by "Red Rom", Back and to the Left news pays tribute to the boy who walked into a man's dressing room; and consequently got abused by the adults he found there. Here are ten little known facts about AVB: 1. AVB was originally called ABC but changed his name so he wouldn't get confused with the already famous English alphabet. 2. His first job in football wa...

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Lady Googoo gagged by Lady Gaga

Funny story: Lady Googoo gagged by Lady Gaga

An animated character from popular children's website, Moshi Monsters, has had a gagging order from international pop diva, Lady Gaga. "We're a little surprised," said Moshi Monster creator, and the brains behind Googoo, Sue Perb. "Although the na...

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Married Footballer "Brings Shame on Game"

Funny story: Married Footballer "Brings Shame on Game"

A Premier League Footballer has taken out a super injunction following the rumours he is happily married and has remained faithful to his wife of 12 years.  For many involved in the sport this revelation could not have come at a worse time, with the...

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Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Funny story: Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Troubled Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has assured fans of the Red Devils that he's totally focussed on Saturday night's Champions League Final against the mighty Barcelona. The Welsh internationalist was revealed earlier this week as having taken...

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Supper-Injuctions

Funny story: Supper-Injuctions

Thise is the Laytexte Newe's Laitexet's bi'e Investitgratin'e Rep-otre We have of bine hearde of that theryr has of bin many storeiys what are of aboute theses supere-injuctshns what are of been happent to all suche premire legge foutballer ekc ekcet. What of is hase bine cafortin wiyth modiles gurl. Hore iss ite? Wee hav of evindense of otherr doin's ,like , whot is "suoepur-injutions"...

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Another Celebrity Applies For Super Injunction

Funny story: Another Celebrity Applies For Super Injunction

Hot on the heels of the Ryan Giggs Twitter/Super Injunction controversy, it has been reported in some circles that another British celebrity has applied for a Gagging Order. Its alleged that a high profile soap actress has made a formal request to...

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Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Funny story: Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has hit back in the Super Injunction Row by revealing that it was Lib Dem MP John Hemming who named him in the House of Commons as the Premiership player who had taken out an injunction against the media revealing detail...

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Life sucks! Mr Justice Eady's authority detumesces as entire country says Up Yours

Funny story: Life sucks! Mr Justice Eady's authority detumesces as entire country says Up Yours

London - A senior High Court libel judge who slapped down a red top application to un-gag a gagging order is tonight the laughing stock of the entire Royal Courts of Justice. Within an hour of Mr Justice Eady's rebuff of The Sun an MP outed the gi...

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Super Injunctions - Spectacular Own Goals?

Funny story: Super Injunctions - Spectacular Own Goals?

All the recent publicity regarding super injunctions appears to prove one thing - super injunctions are a complete waste of time and money, and only serve to focus even greater interest in the stories the litigants are attempting to gag. (Okay, that'...

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Scottish Papers Publish Super Injunction Identity

Funny story: Scottish Papers Publish Super Injunction Identity

Scottish newspapers have printed the name of a prominent footballer allegedly involved in an extra marital affair after avoiding the super injunction taken out to protect the person's identity. The footballer's legal team failed to register the in...

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Ronald Biggs takes out a Clapham Junction

Funny story: Ronald Biggs takes out a Clapham Junction

Cockney football fans are using their artful bunny to give plod the one fingered salute. The dodgy market boys are not having it after being told to "shut it and do one" by top beak Lord Judge. As soon as Ronnie Biggs took out a Clapham Junct...

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Ball on Line

Funny story: Ball on Line

In a desperate match between a football team and another football team, the ref gave a goal in the dying minutes that was disputed by a player who asserted that the ball was on the line not over it. Online pictures from twitter confirm the footbal...

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Bible Sued By Deity

Funny story: Bible Sued By Deity

An unnamed deity has sued the Bible after a number of the writers purported to reveal the name of the deity who allegedly impregnated the Virgin Mary. The deity's legal team begun the legal action in the High Court in London yesterday in what is t...

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Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

Funny story: Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

A low profile Welsh footballer has secured a superinjunction against a sheep. The red faced Baadiff ace is determined to buy his anonymity on the basis that he is 'married 'to another sheep. But rumours are rife down in the valleys and on the...

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Star Wars Star Confesses To Super Injunction Scandal

Funny story: Star Wars Star Confesses To Super Injunction Scandal

A leading member of the cast of the sci-fi movie Star Wars has tonight admitted that he is the actor who obtained a super injunction against Wayne Rooney's Prostitute. The star, who has thus far refused to comment on the matter, posted a Twitter...

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Premier League Star Takes Out Super Injunction Following Missed Penalty

Funny story: Premier League Star Takes Out Super Injunction Following Missed Penalty

A Premier League footballer, said to be a household name, has taken out a super injunction following a missed penalty. The star feared that if it was reported it might harm his chances of securing a new lucrative contract. Super injunctions have b...

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Jedward Took Out Super Injuction against Simon Cowell in Run Up to Eurovision

Funny story: Jedward Took Out Super Injuction against Simon Cowell in Run Up to Eurovision

It has been revealed today that Jedward's lawyers took out a superinjunction again Simon Cowell in the run up to their fantastic Eurovision Performances. The Super injunction was necessary because Simon Cowell doesn't have a nice word to say abo...

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Premier League Star "Didn't Have Sex With Rooney Prostitute"

Funny story: Premier League Star "Didn't Have Sex With Rooney Prostitute"

An unnamed Premier League star has had his identity hidden by a super injunction amidst claims that he did not have sex with the prostitute in the Wayne Rooney case. The star, said to be a 'top name' with one of the UK's leading clubs-thus ruling...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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