It appears that the world of science and politics are about to meet head-on, and the result may be the biggest explosion in recorded history.
Deep under the mountains of Colorado, engineers and construction crews have been working long hours to co...
Last night, Russia released the news that its own particle collider is up and running- and it's even bigger than CERN's.
Work on this collider has been going on for years now, but the Russians quite sensibly told people that it wasn't actually goi...
The large hadron collider was restarted today in a bold attempt to find the missing chocolate particle predicted by scientists since the famous J.S.Fry experiments of the last century.
Research then suggested that along with the 5 chocons (despera...
Professor Hugh Jarse was left red faced when it was revealed that the recent experiments using the Large Hadron Collider were responsible for the global financial crisis.
The top British boffin explained "When we started the experiment we, as pred...
The new atomic particle super-collider is an enormous chamber for smashing together atoms in order to make enough noise to get God's attention. Some worry it will cause a local black hole that sucks up the Earth like the garbage disposal devours eve...
The Hadron Collider, that machine that was built to recreate the conditions just after the Big Bang, has been stolen, and has fallen into the hands of that arch-villain from the James Bond films, Ernst Blojob.
That's the storyline of the brand new...
The Large Hadron Collider experiment was put on hold for a few months after scientists at CERN were forced to switch off the device.
Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse was on hand to explain.
"It is quite straight forward actually. We are no...
Earlier this month the scientific world's bespectacled anorak gang, aka the Mensa Morons, with more degrees than a thermometer and less common sense that a business of lemmings, posed, quaffing firkins of champagne and grinning like Cheshire cats.
The Large Hadron Collider near Geneva will be shut off until spring 2009 after pressure applied by the Pope and Islamic leaders.
Ancient scrolls that predicted the end of the world convinced CERN scientists to switch off the so called 'Doomsday...
GENEVA, Switzerland - Concerns that the Large Hadron Collider might destroy the Earth proved unfounded on Wednesday, but scientists warned that they may instead have accidentally destroyed God shortly after powering up the machine.
Detectors in th...
Scientist today reveal the full success story of the LHC as they switch it off for a few months to cool down, the European Organization for Nuclear Research (Cern) says.
A spokesperson said it simply fantastic, "We knew at the outset that just col...
The Large Hadron Collider is ready to start smashing its first particles together early next week after glitches with the $7.2 billion "big bang machine" were fixed by engineers - however the big news is that scientists controlling the project have s...
NewsDesk Geneva, Switzerland: A group of young scientists from CERN were arrested last night while partying at a popular nightspot for scientists in Geneva.
Reports coming in state young revellers in the Quantum Pub were arrested while stripping...
European bankers have now admitted that they rigged the results of the Large Hadron Collider - which runs beneath Switzerland, Germany and France - in order to create an implosion in the American financial system.
"We were really upset that Credit...
Popular children's television programme Blue Peter revealed today that they will be making a LHC using a variety of items found in the typical home.
"We are hoping to make science more approachable for today's youngsters," said new series producer...
Silicon Valley, California - Steve Jobs unveiled the latest Apple iNnovation today: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for mad CERN physicists on the go, all in celebratory observance of the Big Bang experiment that has not yet ended exis...
Hadron Switzerland - A spate of traffic accidents in Hadron has been linked to a single reckless driver whose identity is unknown. Accidents have all taken place on the ring road around the town which is 27 kilometres in circumference and straddles t...
Scientists and politicians are disappointed today as the CERN Large Hadron Collider fails to create enough global warming and hurricanes to rid the globalists of the reality and truth seekers capital of Texas.
'Apparently, Alex Jones is still aliv...