LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison.
Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...
New York Jets flop quarterback Tim Tebow is to switch sports and try his hand at Pitching for the Boston Red Sox.
The Red Sox have faced years of mediocre pitching from disasters like Daisuke Matsuzaka to a bullpen that last season gave up more r...
Jay Stillman has had enough. The veteran couch potato from Beeville, Texas, has changed his weekly order for seven buckets of chicken wings.
"I'm cutting down to six buckets until they lower the price. Someone has to take a stand," he said.
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President Obama: Hello George. Are you there?
8:03 a.m.
George Clooney: I'm right here Mr. President and how the heck are you doing sir?
8:07 a.m.
President Obama: I'm good Georgie. And do tell me how is that gorgeous long-legged girlfriend of yours?
8:11 a.m.
George Clooney: Which one? Just kidding. Stacey is in New York City shooting a high heel shoes commercial...
NEW ORLEANS - Beyonce has said that she has really been hurt and offended by all the hateful comments, remarks, and insults due to the fact that she decided to lip sync the "Stars Spangled Banner" at President Obama's Inauguration.
The long-legged...
Wisconsin man Elliot Holmes experienced his own personal Super Bowl blackout during Sunday's big game and is wondering "what the hell happened?" after waking up in a pool of vomit and urine, his trousers down to his ankles and his dog whimpering in a...
Beyonce blew a fuse. Other speculation centers on one of her dancers tripping over a cord plugged into the central arena socket.
Not since 18 minutes disappeared off of President Richard Nixon's Dictaphone has there been such an egregious mystery.
The 34-minute long power outage during yesterday's Super Bowl game may have been the work of Amish radicals, say police. "We have witnesses who saw a couple of guys in a horse-drawn buggy with a triangular reflector on the back force their way into...
It's the biggest game in North American football - the finale to the American footballing season to decide who will win the Superb Owl. This year, it was an exciting game between the North Dakota Donkeys and Alaska 362, who both had tough semi-final...
New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year's Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy.
Called "Tu...
In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network.
Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...
NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...
Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned.
"We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...
NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."
Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...
San Francisco, CA - The 49ers public relations manager, Mr. Phlapper, told reporters tonight that the team is concerned about the global wing shortage.
"We heard on the T.V. that there is a massive shortage of wings. I mean, there just aren't any...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Las Vegas oddsmakers have the San Francisco 49ers as 3½ point favorites over the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII (47).
Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that more money will be bet on this year's Super Bowl than i...
BOSTON - It took her ten days, but New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker's wife, Anna has finally issued an apology to Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis.
Mrs. Welker, 32, made the apology through Dottie Bazooka a reporter with Sports...
NEW ORLEANS - The Super Bowl Committee has just announced that it has banned Norte Dame football player and Internet hoax participant Manti Te'o from appearing at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans.
A committee spokesperson identified as Ebenezer Buc...