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Funny story: WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...
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Funny story: Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio has revealed to sources that he urgently needs to sign a right-winger before the transfer window closes. DI Canio joined the mackems on April 1st last season, replacing Martin O'Neill, who left the club to spend more...
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Funny story: Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

The British Coal Corporation has announced that they are to reopen Wearmouth Colliery. In recent years there has been an upturn in the demand for coal. In the wake of an upcoming crisis, experts are advising that the UK needs to become more self-...
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Funny story: Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

The Laing Art Gallery in Newcastle is currently hosting an exhibition of work by 19th century painter of apocalyptic scenes and divine retribution John Martin. The region's football teams must have felt these had been brought to life as they suffe...
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Funny story: Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Arsenal blew their chance to put real pressure on Manchester Utd at the top of the Premier League when they failed to beat Sunderland at the Emirates. On a day when Gunners' manager Arsene Wenger said he was obsessing about beating Sunderland, his...
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Funny story: Steve Bruce, Sunderland manager, related to Jay Leno, American Late Night Talk Show Host

Steve Bruce, Sunderland manager, related to Jay Leno, American Late Night Talk Show Host

Steve Bruce has often wondered if the comments made by his family, friends and colleagues, regarding the possibility that he is, somehow related to American, Late Night Talk Show host, Jay Leno, may indeed be true. There is definitely a marked res...
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Funny story: Chelsea - Walking In A Winter Blunderland

Chelsea - Walking In A Winter Blunderland

Chelsea made an early foray into demonstrating the Club's Christmas spirit by walking in a winter blunderland at Stamford Bridge as they cruised to a resounding 3-0 defeat to unfancied Sunderland. The Mackems could hardly believe their luck from t...
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Funny story: Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

There were 22 players on the pitch. And not one of them made an impact. In a game which has always brought plenty of excitement, Blackburn and Sunderland were about as effective as the Germans during trench warfare in World War One: effectively...
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Funny story: Sunderland Pipes "Nearly kill Man Utd Squad"

Sunderland Pipes "Nearly kill Man Utd Squad"

In a shocking controversy thought to be caused by a lower league team, the roof of the Manchester United dressing room at the Stadium of Light collapsed completely. The room above, known as the "Local" for local supporters, was currently hosting a...
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Funny story: Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne...
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Funny story: Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Liverpool crisis continues as Rafa's boys minus Stevie G and Torres crash to defeat at Sunderland. Goal scored by Darren Bent, but bizarrely deflected from a balloon/beach ball launched onto the field of play by a Liverpool fan. Ironically. Liv...
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Funny story: The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

Following Her Majesty the Queen's disapproval of a recipient of her coveted MBE award - Steven Gerrard - ending up in police cells, and then in court on charges of assault, the head of state of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland took further rev...
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Funny story: Lucy Bronze To Sign For Sunderland?

Lucy Bronze To Sign For Sunderland?

There was good news for Sunderland fans today after their recent run of poor form has left them teetering just above the Premier League relegation places. Black Cats manager Ricky Sbragia told reporters that the club was close to signing their fir...
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Funny story: Hull City In Panic As Mark Lawrenson Tips Them To Win

Hull City In Panic As Mark Lawrenson Tips Them To Win

Premier League newboys, Hull City, are in crisis this morning after it emerged that football pundit, Mark Lawrenson, had tipped them to win today in his weekly predictions. Lawrenson, once of Liverpool, now of ill-fitting, unfashionable knitwear a...
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Funny story: Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Manchester United take on Sunderland tomorrow in the game of the weekend with the Black Cats' boss Roy Keane 'champing at the bit' to put one over on his old team-mates and their manager...
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Funny story: 'Joke In Ear' Is New Joe Kinnear Joke On Wearside

'Joke In Ear' Is New Joe Kinnear Joke On Wearside

Sunderland fans, honouring the 'magnificent' appointment of Joe Kinnear as the manager of their fierce rivals Newcastle United, have come up with a brilliant new joke to poke at their near-neighbours - "Joe Kinnear - Joke In Ear!" It's not really...
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Funny story: Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...
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Funny story: Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Former Sunderland and Man City midfielder Mick Horswill has been arrested and remanded in custody tonight in Sunderland for 'just being too fucking ugly'...
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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