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Disabled man sues mountain for discrimination

Funny story: Disabled man sues mountain for discrimination

A disabled man who was unable to climb the Ben Nevis mountain in Scotland was unlawfully discriminated against and deserved an apology, a tribunal has ruled. John Dixon, 43, from Stowmarket, Suffolk was keen to climb the UK's tallest mountain, unt...

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Giant muck-spreader wreaks havoc in Suffolk

Vast swathes of countryside in Suffolk were splattered with stinking cow-shit yesterday when a giant muck-spreader ran out of control, after the driver collapsed. The massive muck-spreader, thought to be from Schittlodes Farm, Great Toddington, ha...

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Black Sabbath plagiarism spat behind Cradle of Filth furor

Funny story: Black Sabbath plagiarism spat behind Cradle of Filth furor

Suffolk - (Heavy Metal Fatigue): Is an Ozzy Osbourne dark agenda behind a blazing row that's erupted at the Suffolk Tourism Board? The Black Sabbath musician is rumored to be linked to rampant insider knobbling about the popularity of Cradle of Fi...

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Bizarre Attacker Stalks Suffolk Town

Funny story: Bizarre Attacker Stalks Suffolk Town

In the early hours of Sunday Morning (9th August 2009) near Ipswich Railway Station a young woman was attacked by a mysterious stranger. Local woman Edna Horatio was woken from her alcoholic slumbers by the woman's screams, and immediately dialled...

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Thanks to Prime Minister, bucket and spade shortage threatens

Funny story: Thanks to Prime Minister, bucket and spade shortage threatens

Thanks to the announcement by Prime Minster Gordon Brown of his intention to take a "bucket and spade" holiday in Suffolk, there have been reports of a national shortage of buckets and spades.

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Hudd and his Gland-son have a heated exchange!

Funny story: Hudd and his Gland-son have a heated exchange!

Irksome Music Hall warm-up man and Broadcaster Roy Hudd had a nasty surprise a few days ago when his mischievous grandson Barnaby replaced a can of Ball-freshener with Deep Heat.

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George Bush Declares War On Suffolk

Funny story: George Bush Declares War On Suffolk

Today Thursday 15th November 2007 President George Bush announced from the Pentagon Security Office that the United States of America where at war with Suffolk.

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Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Five men have been convicted at the Old Bailey of conspiring to cause explosions in Britain. The trial heard they had enough explosives for a gigantic bomb of planet destroying proportions.

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Millions of plastic bags recalled

Funny story: Millions of plastic bags recalled

Unilever has recalled millions of refrigerator-friendly plastic food wrap bags in a shock announcement likely to cause pandemonium in the health and safety industry. A spokesman for the giant company, which makes everything in the wo...

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Suffolk Ripper is the new Polonium

Funny story: Suffolk Ripper is the new Polonium

Ipswich - (Ass Mess): Journalists hunting the latest scare story to terrorise the UK have admitted that the Suffolk Ripper, as he/she is being called after five women were found murdered in the Ipswich area, may be the latest twist in the Polonium ho...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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