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Ten More Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

Funny story: Ten More Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner of the 'Landlocked Prince Who Most Resembles An Old Goat' Shield in 1998 First, a word from our patron: 'Salutations, sturdy goat-lovers. Here are some more facts about the goats. I trust that you will these goat facts enjoy without further ado: Why not come to Luxembourg this year and visit the Cheese Mountain at Brikkelbrack and...

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George Clooney Arrested and Says It Won't Affect His Relationship With Stacy Keibler or The Release of His New Movie, "The Vampire Chasers of Calcutta"

Funny story: George Clooney Arrested and Says It Won't Affect His Relationship With Stacy Keibler or The Release of His New Movie, "The Vampire Chasers of Calcutta"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hollywood actor George Clooney, 50, traveled to the nation's capital with his father Nick Clooney, 78, in order to protest at the Sudan Embassy. George and Nick Clooney met with the Sudanese Vice-Ambassador Al Farooba Dongbadabo...

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George Clooney arrested for attempting to act!

Funny story: George Clooney arrested for attempting to act!

US super-star actor, ageing women's favourite and generally good hearted chap, George Clooney has been arrested, but he wasn't acting; this time it was for real. He was arrested at a Sudan protest march in Washington outside of their embassy protesti...

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Sudan to split

Funny story: Sudan to split

After years of vicious fighting, Sudan is to split in two. The two constituent parts, Su and Dan have decided they cannot get on and must divorce for their own sanity. Su is a radical Muslim woman who insists on beheading anyone who disobeys the (...

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Sudan feeling like British subject again

Funny story: Sudan feeling like British subject again

SUDAN - The Mahdi sect's leader complains that when he moves his limbs to music, people accuse him of smoking pot and dancing with naked ladies. "This is something Prince Charles would do, not me", said the 100 year old Mahdi, so weak and frail h...

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Reward Offered For Sudanese President Bashir

Funny story: Reward Offered For Sudanese President Bashir

The International Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant for Sudanese President Omar Hassan al-Bashir on Wednesday for war crimes in Darfur in a decision that could spark even more regional turmoil. The warrant is the first issued against a sitti...

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Sudan Stan Forced to Marry Goat

Funny story: Sudan Stan Forced to Marry Goat

A Sudanese man, Stanley Tombe, has been forced to take a goat as his 'wife', after he was caught having sex with the animal. Mr. Alifi Malakal, a halal rat vendor from Sudan's Upper Nile State, told The Spoof's Births, Marriages and Deaths desk t...

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Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

Funny story: Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

A group of Muslims, angry at the leniency shown to Gillian Gibbons, the 54-year-old English teacher found guilty of taking the name of some prophet bloke in vain, have promised to ta...

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Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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'England In Need' Aid Appeal Gathers Momentum

Funny story: 'England In Need' Aid Appeal Gathers Momentum

A worldwide aid appeal has been launched to help millions of people in England who, through contributing to so many other worldwide aid appeals, charities and sponsored runs

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Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Funny story: Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.

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Red Ink, Catsup Prices Soar Worldwide

SUDAN/MASSACHUSETTS - It has been discovered that world prices for red ink and catsup have soared by 100% since the last quarter of 2003.

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