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Funny story:  Subway "Footlong" suit leads to similar claim against American men

Subway "Footlong" suit leads to similar claim against American men

The same attorney who filed a lawsuit against the Subway sandwich chain claiming some of the company's popular footlong sandwiches are shorter than advertised has filed a similar lawsuit against nearly all American men. According to attorney Ch...
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Funny story:  Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

CHICAGO, IL--Copy editor Preston Parks sat next to his soulmate Amy Gammel on a short subway ride Monday, but declined to strike up a conversation with the woman who is his absolute emotional, mental, and physical match. Although the two had appro...
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Funny story:  Subway and Starbucks open branches on Death Row

Subway and Starbucks open branches on Death Row

Two of the world's largest brands have opened branches inside Death Row at New York State Penitentiary to serve last meals and drinks to the inmates before they go for the needle. "It's a bold move," said Subway chairman, Simon Simple. "We believe...
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Funny story:  Manhattan Man Successfully Avoids Co-Worker on Subway

Manhattan Man Successfully Avoids Co-Worker on Subway

Although there are over 8 million people living in New York City, the company where Manhattan resident Bill Bartwell works employs only 60 people - making Bill's odds of running into any of his co-workers during his morning commute relatively low. Fa...
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Funny story:  DC Subway Metro Riders Perturbed when Metro has a Perfect Operational Day

DC Subway Metro Riders Perturbed when Metro has a Perfect Operational Day

On a record setting day where the DC Metro Subway system ran just perfectly, thousands of DC Subway riders are in an uproar over its incredulously precise promptness and lack of any equipment malfunctions. On a December Sunday the subway actually ha...
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Funny story:  Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

This week I been undercover. Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful. I was almost giving up hope, when I...
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Funny story:  Dude, Where's My Bush Gone!

Dude, Where's My Bush Gone!

Super-heavyweight President bullier Michael Moore has spoken out about his disappointment over Barack Obama and his successful presidential campaign. "I know its good for the country, promises great change for the future, has been long overdue and al...
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Funny story:  Subway Franchise Admits To Selling Just Boring Salad Really

Subway Franchise Admits To Selling Just Boring Salad Really

Health conscious food chain Subway has admitted that most of its food range consists of nothing more than "bland common or garden salad."...
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Funny story:  Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

An extremely greedy and pompous Subway sandwich shop manager from New Mexico was fired yesterday for eating the complete stock of food in the shops limited inventory.
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Funny story:  Subway Cause A Spicy Storm With Human Flesh Sandwich

Subway Cause A Spicy Storm With Human Flesh Sandwich

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - They've opened up franchise restaurants around the world serving sandwiches made from bread baked that same day, fillings as fresh as possible. Value for money and ultimately, a delicious meal, have ma...
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Funny story:  Subway sack worker over sharing Coke, Transport systems worldwide strike in protest. Markets in freefall.

Subway sack worker over sharing Coke, Transport systems worldwide strike in protest. Markets in freefall.

A worker at a Subway restaurant in Dunedin New Zealand has been sacked for sharing her complimentary diet Coke with a friend, sparking worldwide travel chaos as underground train systems immediately went on strike and have refused to return to work...
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Funny story:  Jared Fogle Spotted Going Biggie Size at Wendy's

Jared Fogle Spotted Going Biggie Size at Wendy's

Subway spokesman and former fattie Jared Fogle, who became famous for losing 350 pounds on his own Subway diet, was spotted yesterday by customers at a Wendy's restaurant. One restaurant employee, on conditions of anonymity, said that "Jare...
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Funny story:  Subway Salads are Delicious

Subway Salads are Delicious

Subway has very delicious salads as well as big bread sandwishes. Many so-called dieters love the food and love the fact that the sandwishes are soo big. Many people who have gained over a certain number of pounds have set realistic goals providing they have trainers of the opposite sex. When in the company of people of theopposite sex, the desire for more food diminishes. Conversation becomes...
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Funny story:  Bank Robber pardoned with "Subway Clause" loophole

Bank Robber pardoned with "Subway Clause" loophole

IRVING, TX -- Local accountant, Dennis Harding, was released from Lou Sterritt County Correctional Facility on Tuesday after lengthy court proceedings.
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