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Funny story:  Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, reports that the Russian military has just announced some military news regarding the Ukraine. Reports are that the Russian Navy has just captured a Ukrainian submarine and 3 canoes and the Russia...
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Funny story:  Legendary Russian Navy captain tracks Unidentified Submersible Object lurking in the Bosphorus

Legendary Russian Navy captain tracks Unidentified Submersible Object lurking in the Bosphorus

Sochi, Black Sea - President Vladimir Putin has appointed veteran Russian Navy submariner Marko Ramius, former captain of the Typhoon-class nuclear submarine Red October, to lead a hunt-and-destroy mission in the famous Strait connecting the Black S...
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Funny story:  Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese government has informed the scientific world that it has just developed a state-of-the-art submarine. The submarine dubbed El Submarino Fantastico (The Fantastic Submarine) is capable of traveling from the Portugu...
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Funny story:  Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mumbai - Banned on Vladimir Putin's orders from meddling - uh...contributing! - in an investigation into the sudden, unexplained destruction of Russia's flagship submarine the Kursk in August 2000 Mossad's forensic naval intelligence team has arrived...
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Funny story:  Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

In a surprise announcement this morning the Treasury Secretary, Danny Alexander, has disclosed a 'third option' for the austerity Trident programme. Rather than cutting the committed contracts for the boats themselves, the government will keep 3 out...
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Funny story:  Another blow for the Spanish Armada

Another blow for the Spanish Armada

Spain - Last week Spain's King Juan Carlos spoke about a horrid sinking feeling he'd had after being persuaded to return the keys of his beloved taxpayer-funded £18 million floating gin palace Fortuna. Today another blow befell the mighty House o...
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Funny story:  The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...
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Funny story:  Submarine With 17 Illegal Aliens Captured Near Catalina Island

Submarine With 17 Illegal Aliens Captured Near Catalina Island

LONG BEACH, California - The United States Coast Guard has just issued a statement that they have captured a submarine from Mexico. Captain Chauncey S. Shoomheimer informed the news media that the submarine was 49 feet in length and was being oper...
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Funny story:  A World War II Japanese Two-Man Sub Found In Lake Erie

A World War II Japanese Two-Man Sub Found In Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - A member of the Ohio Military Historical Society has just announced an unbelievable announcement. Speaking before the monthly meeting of the OMHS, Executive Director Mervin W. Kiddlefuddle, 61, stated that a couple of scuba divers from...
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Funny story:  Britain has no sailors for our subs - emergency recruitment planned!

Britain has no sailors for our subs - emergency recruitment planned!

The United Kingdom armed forces have been decimated by recent cuts with unforeseen consequences. An average nuclear-powered hunter-killer sub requires a crew of 76 and a Trident sub needs a crew of 142 men and women. The above numbers do not in...
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Funny story:  Chiswick In Close Shave With Nazi Jackboot

Chiswick In Close Shave With Nazi Jackboot

Chiswick had a run-in with Hitler's war machine yesterday and was only saved thanks to the quick thinking of a Yorkshire tourist and a classical musician. The terrifying incident happened around 1.30 pm as local office workers and pensioners were...
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Funny story:  Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Papua New Guinea - Did World War II end in a flurry of Japanese midgets pitching enemy-combatant dwarves into disputed international waters? And were they all 'wrecked' on Sake?? The discovery of a Ko-hyoteki-class midget submarine deep under Simp...
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Funny story:  Honduras Has Captured A Cocaine-Laded Submarine That Reportedly Was Headed For Malibu Beach

Honduras Has Captured A Cocaine-Laded Submarine That Reportedly Was Headed For Malibu Beach

TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras - The Honduran Navy has reportedly captured a 90-foot submarine, off the coast of neighboring El Salvador, that allegedly was destined for Malibu Beach, California. The submarine which had personalized Arizona license plates...
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Funny story:  Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Arabian Sea - Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the news another story about Osama is breaking across the wires. Al Quaeda has launched its first submarine and is claiming it can reach Osama Bin Laden's body within days. "We have spared...
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Funny story:  Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Women can now serve on US submarines, after a ban was lifted. Training women for their new duties and the creation of appropriate quarters mean it could be more than a year before women take up their posts. Its estimated that it will cost the US D...
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Funny story:  Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

GDYNIA, Poland - Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski and Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk have just christened the newest edition to the Polish navy. The vessel is a type PP-9 ethanol powered submarine which has been christened the PS Wikileaks...
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Funny story:  "Titanic was a submarine" claims Bush

"Titanic was a submarine" claims Bush

George W. Bush has broken his silence on the poll where 77% of American's claimed he was behind the sinking of Titanic. In a rare interview since leaving his post at the White House, Bush responded to the allegations that he, in 1912, arranged fo...
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Funny story:  Missing Russian sub surfaces in Princess Diana Memorial Fountain

Missing Russian sub surfaces in Princess Diana Memorial Fountain

London - (Hunt-4-Dread-October Mess): It was last spotted listing to aft during the mating season in Loch Ness' murky waters, leeching power from indigenous electric eels. This afternoon the missing: presumed toast Akula-class submersible sprang...
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