LONG BEACH, California - The United States Coast Guard has just issued a statement that they have captured a submarine from Mexico.
Captain Chauncey S. Shoomheimer informed the news media that the submarine was 49 feet in length and was being oper...
CLEVELAND - A member of the Ohio Military Historical Society has just announced an unbelievable announcement.
Speaking before the monthly meeting of the OMHS, Executive Director Mervin W. Kiddlefuddle, 61, stated that a couple of scuba divers from...
The United Kingdom armed forces have been decimated by recent cuts with unforeseen consequences.
An average nuclear-powered hunter-killer sub requires a crew of 76 and a Trident sub needs a crew of 142 men and women.
The above numbers do not in...
Chiswick had a run-in with Hitler's war machine yesterday and was only saved thanks to the quick thinking of a Yorkshire tourist and a classical musician.
The terrifying incident happened around 1.30 pm as local office workers and pensioners were...
Papua New Guinea - Did World War II end in a flurry of Japanese midgets pitching enemy-combatant dwarves into disputed international waters? And were they all 'wrecked' on Sake??
The discovery of a Ko-hyoteki-class midget submarine deep under Simp...
TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras - The Honduran Navy has reportedly captured a 90-foot submarine, off the coast of neighboring El Salvador, that allegedly was destined for Malibu Beach, California.
The submarine which had personalized Arizona license plates...
Arabian Sea - Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the news another story about Osama is breaking across the wires. Al Quaeda has launched its first submarine and is claiming it can reach Osama Bin Laden's body within days.
"We have spared...
Women can now serve on US submarines, after a ban was lifted.
Training women for their new duties and the creation of appropriate quarters mean it could be more than a year before women take up their posts. Its estimated that it will cost the US D...
GDYNIA, Poland - Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski and Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk have just christened the newest edition to the Polish navy.
The vessel is a type PP-9 ethanol powered submarine which has been christened the PS Wikileaks...
George W. Bush has broken his silence on the poll where 77% of American's claimed he was behind the sinking of Titanic.
In a rare interview since leaving his post at the White House, Bush responded to the allegations that he, in 1912, arranged fo...
London - (Hunt-4-Dread-October Mess): It was last spotted listing to aft during the mating season in Loch Ness' murky waters, leeching power from indigenous electric eels.
This afternoon the missing: presumed toast Akula-class submersible sprang...
#3 was taken at gun point to a dock in the cavern.
"Odd," she thought to herself, "Isn't this below sea level."
Mark read her thoughts, "Yes it is below sea level my dear, a special lock allows us this docking area."
"But for what ?" she gestured at the water, "there's no boat."
"Ahhhh, but that's where you're mistaken, it is not just a boat, but a submarine, the likes you've never see...
Scotland - (Hunt for Red October Mess): Hundreds of years of Scottish mythology had attributed sightings of a scary Loch prowler to a fishy local monster.
This weekend a Pentagon eye-in-the-sky satellite
finally nailed down the location of a miss...
Despite a massive attempt to cover it up, the UN has confirmed that England fired a nuclear warhead at fellow United Kingdomite Scotland, and tried to hide it by wrapping the nuke in a submarine.
"England has succeeded in committing an act of cowa...
Isle of Skye - (Stuxnet Mess): "And their South Ronaldsay satanic abuse scandal separatist feminist lesbian partners!" an Admiralty source chuckled today as a flaccid HMS Astute limped back to port.
Designed to sit in a puddle without attracting r...
Ministry of Defence officials have decided to halt plans for nuclear powered automatons that would have been able to sing like Susan Boyle, as a form of sonic warfare, intended to lull the enemy into a restful sleep, before blowing the crap out of th...
Isle of Skye - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): Fears that the Stuxnet virus may have sunk the latest and most sophisticated British nuclear submarine have shaken the MoD.
The billion pound attack stealth vessel was last seen listing badly off Scottish terr...
The worlds most advanced nuclear-powered submarine, the ironically named HMS Astute, has run aground off the coast of Scotchlandshire, the Ministry of Defence confirmed due to a perfectly working Satnav.
Apparently, they typed in the postcode of a...