According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country.
Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...
A new study commissioned by the big three insurance companies has made some startling discoveries, and reinforced social stereotypes when it comes to driving.
"We all know that the worst category of driver is boys aged between seventeen and forty-...
Cambridge, U.K. - Researchers at Cambridge University have found that, when constructing titles for online publications, doesn't matter what type or genre they are, just online ones, nothing specific, are more likely to be read by the vast majority of people, i.e. the audience, readers, those lumps of organic material staring blindly into cyberspace , hoping to be awaken by some thunderbolt of int...
A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers.
The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week.
The hat mogul found tha...
Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century.
Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...
According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...
HARFOLD, Vt. - In a recent study released by Harfold State College, nine of out 10 college males answered, "NOT!" when asked if the Mona Lisa was hot.
The survey was conducted last Friday night in Nate Horner's dorm room where he and nine of his f...
The survey, conducted by Fairleigh Dickinson University, was completed with self-identified students from both Princeton and Brown University.
The results were based on whether the students had the ability to score a higher grade on the ACT now th...
HARFOLD, Vt.--Some 80% of dieters regain the weight they've lost within a year. According to a study released earlier this week by Harfold State College, some 99.9% of those dieters blame hormonal changes for the return of flab.
Coincidently, the...
BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...
Latest research from the Institute for the Mentally Challenged has shown that drinking water is terribly bad for people and should be avoided.
"We ran an experiment for three weeks," said head of Research and Money Laundering, Bev Average. "We spl...
A possible contender for the 2011 Ignoble prize is the study by Phil Dupp and Terry Soranje in which they have discovered that fat people are better at finding hidden food than thin people.
"It's a linear scale," said Soranje. "The fatter you get,...
In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes.
The better their super po...
Keswick University's year long study into the sales of nail clippers has come to a remarkable conclusion.
"We discovered that nail clippers very rarely break," said Ian Dexter, who headed up the study. "They are generally very sturdy. Yet they are...
Six college students, who are attending Harvard University, conducted a survey across America and found that 63% of Americans complain about everything.
The study was headed by Jessica Dearan, a junior at the school, who told reporters:
"Throu...
A new report by top boffins says it's nonsense to suggest you can "laugh like a drain."
Sociologists and anthropologists from the University of Maidenhead have carried out a five-year study that took them around the world. In their report, publish...
A new study from Lincolnshire University of Science and Technology has revealed that girls who smoke have sex earlier than non-smokers.
"We have conductive an extensive survey," said Alec Coucher, head of Intimate Studies at LUST. "Having factored...
Rising life expectancies and improved health means the population is ageing much more slowly than at the end of last century.
The US and Austrian study in the well respected Science magazine makes a number of amazing discoveries.
The study also...