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Funny story: 64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...
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Funny story: Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

ENCINO - An unnamed source informed iRumors that he and his English teacher were parked out at the Encino Reservoir reviewing for an English test when they looked over and happened to see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the next car. The unnamed...
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Funny story: Girls Who Wear Glasses Never Get Passes Says New Study

Girls Who Wear Glasses Never Get Passes Says New Study

Philadelphia, PA-- An interesting new study at the University of Pencilvania confirms an old saying: girls who wear glasses never get passes. Research scientists followed 50 sophomore women at the university for two years. Not one of the young ladi...
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Funny story: According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country. Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...
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Funny story: Crossdressers make the safest drivers

Crossdressers make the safest drivers

A new study commissioned by the big three insurance companies has made some startling discoveries, and reinforced social stereotypes when it comes to driving. "We all know that the worst category of driver is boys aged between seventeen and forty-...
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Funny story: Researchers Find Shorter Titles And Sentences In Articles Are More Likely To Be Read Than If One Tries To Put Too Much Before Readers All At Once, 9 Times Out Of 10

Researchers Find Shorter Titles And Sentences In Articles Are More Likely To Be Read Than If One Tries To Put Too Much Before Readers All At Once, 9 Times Out Of 10

Cambridge, U.K. - Researchers at Cambridge University have found that, when constructing titles for online publications, doesn't matter what type or genre they are, just online ones, nothing specific, are more likely to be read by the vast majority of people, i.e. the audience, readers, those lumps of organic material staring blindly into cyberspace , hoping to be awaken by some thunderbolt of int...
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Funny story: Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers. The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week. The hat mogul found tha...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century. Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...
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Funny story: Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...
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Funny story: Study: Nine out of 10 say "Mona Lisa--NOT!"

Study: Nine out of 10 say "Mona Lisa--NOT!"

HARFOLD, Vt. - In a recent study released by Harfold State College, nine of out 10 college males answered, "NOT!" when asked if the Mona Lisa was hot. The survey was conducted last Friday night in Nate Horner's dorm room where he and nine of his f...
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Funny story: New Study Shows Ivy League School's Leave Students Less Educated

New Study Shows Ivy League School's Leave Students Less Educated

The survey, conducted by Fairleigh Dickinson University, was completed with self-identified students from both Princeton and Brown University. The results were based on whether the students had the ability to score a higher grade on the ACT now th...
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Funny story: Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

HARFOLD, Vt.--Some 80% of dieters regain the weight they've lost within a year. According to a study released earlier this week by Harfold State College, some 99.9% of those dieters blame hormonal changes for the return of flab. Coincidently, the...
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Funny story: Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...
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Funny story: Drinking Water is bad for you

Drinking Water is bad for you

Latest research from the Institute for the Mentally Challenged has shown that drinking water is terribly bad for people and should be avoided. "We ran an experiment for three weeks," said head of Research and Money Laundering, Bev Average. "We spl...
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Funny story: Fat people can find food faster

Fat people can find food faster

A possible contender for the 2011 Ignoble prize is the study by Phil Dupp and Terry Soranje in which they have discovered that fat people are better at finding hidden food than thin people. "It's a linear scale," said Soranje. "The fatter you get,...
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Funny story: Superhero study: very revealing

Superhero study: very revealing

In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes. The better their super po...
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Funny story: Nail clippers

Nail clippers

Keswick University's year long study into the sales of nail clippers has come to a remarkable conclusion. "We discovered that nail clippers very rarely break," said Ian Dexter, who headed up the study. "They are generally very sturdy. Yet they are...
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