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Funny story: Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Attention mass killers, you better not go into an Arkansas school as each child has been issued a weapon that is under their desk. The ammo can be unlocked quickly by the teacher or room monitor. Of course, the early grades will only have stun gun...
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Funny story: The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced that it has named the state of Colorado as the nation's most popular state. The Rocky Mountain High State overwhelmingly beat out the second place finisher; California. The ADGA...
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Funny story: College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

"In this age of facebook likes, tweeter twits, doo-hickies, smart phones, and zippy dees, it's rare to find young people reading a book," declares Manny Zahrelik, Ph.D, professor of English Literature and Composition at Philistine University. Pro...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Visit Sweden

North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Visit Sweden

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency is reporting that its leader Kim Jong Un has made arrangements to visit one of his favorite countries Sweden. Kim Jong Un has never been to Sweden but he has seen lots of...
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Funny story: Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...
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Funny story: Rise in bees turning girls off university

Rise in bees turning girls off university

More and more girls are avoiding universities because of the increase in bees observed in academia. Female school-leavers are now 50 per cent less likely than males to end up at university. Many girls really hate bees, and the thought of being...
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Funny story: Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

PHOENIX, Arizona - The governor of the border state of Arizona, Jan Brewer, has just announced that she has met with a select committee and they have found an answer to the unruly school kids on a school bus problem. Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer,...
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Funny story: Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Increasing numbers of Britain's students are using hand-made drugs to boost their academic performance. Typically, students facing exams wrap a cosy rug around themselves whilst complaining that the exam hall is too cold. This procedure enables s...
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Funny story: Students to be given cards

Students to be given cards

Every student, at universities across the country, will be given a Christmas card under a scheme to make them feel more welcome on campus. In order to qualify, students will have to attend at least one lecture before terms ends in mid-December. In...
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Funny story: Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

A row has broken out among the dreaming spires after a student's election campaign was found to have brought the Oxford Union into disrepute. Madeline Grant, a former model who is studying English Literature and languages at St Hilda's, was standi...
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Funny story: Top 15 Prom Themes In Kentucky 2012

Top 15 Prom Themes In Kentucky 2012

It's the season of Prom Kings & Prom Queens with lots of starched overalls and tissued bras on starry-eyed teenagers looking forward to their high school prom this year in Kentucky. Thus far, these have been the top fifteen themes: 15. "Double-Wide Pride!" 14. "The Beauty of Buck Dancing" 13. "Indoor Plumbing, Big City!" 12. "Born To Be Wide!" 11. "The Brother & Siste...
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Funny story: Wikipedia Shutdown Boosts Student Library Visits

Wikipedia Shutdown Boosts Student Library Visits

Libraries at UK universities struggled to keep up with demand yesterday as students turned to traditional methods of research. Young academics found they had to read books for information as online resource, Wikipedia, shut down for the day in pro...
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Funny story: Rejected student tells Oxford to "F++k Off"!

Rejected student tells Oxford to "F++k Off"!

A wee young lassie student who applied to enter the prestigious University of Oxford to study law was rejected, so she decided to reject the University by telling them to "F++k Off" (well not really, but nearly). In fact, after hearing of her reje...
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Funny story: Hunters Arrested and Fined for Shooting Students

Hunters Arrested and Fined for Shooting Students

Two Winesboro, Virginia hunters were arrested and fined today for multiple counts which included shooting students out of season and shooting students without a license. The two hunters, Dave Shotgun and Benny Buckshot who are both from Winesboro...
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Funny story: John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with TouchRock Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the motion picture Oops - The Officer John "Pepper Spray' Pike Story. The movie will feature John Goodman in the starring rol...
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Funny story: How can 'garbageless' school lunches be eco-friendly? School Boards going on a Healthy Eating drive.

How can 'garbageless' school lunches be eco-friendly? School Boards going on a Healthy Eating drive.

Eco Clubs are being encouraged in schools around Ontario. Teachers and students are encouraged to be eco-friendly. I have no problem with teaching children to look after their environment but I questioned the sanity of students being asked to bring 'garbageless' lunches on Fridays. Why? Because this is NOT actually helping the environment. The garbage still exists but it is in a different...
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Funny story: Top ten things I will not miss now I have retired from teaching

Top ten things I will not miss now I have retired from teaching

Here is MY top ten list of things I WILL NOT miss now I have retired from teaching...in reverse order of priority 10. Getting up early and having to get dressed in nice clothes. 9. Driving to work in the winter and spinning my car, sometimes ending up in a snow bank. 8. Having to pack luches and snacks on a daily basis. 7. Writing a Day Book with lesson plans...
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Funny story: When your student child comes home

When your student child comes home

Parents who experience the relief of their children gaining university or college places far away after many years of putting up with them at home are sometimes driven to despair, especially when sonny boy (or girl) decides to visit mum or dad at home during the semester holidays or weekends. Parents normally attempt to avoid the visit by boarding up their front windows, doors and porches actin...
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